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ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:08 am
by Army of GOD
I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:10 am
by AndyDufresne
I got your costume right here:

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--Andy

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:00 pm
by notyou2
Used maxi pad...a white sheet, some stuffing and ketchup is all you need. You can even pee in it due to its absorbent properties.

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:57 pm
by BigBallinStalin
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or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:26 pm
by Serbia
Go as a dwarf, for a change.

Bollocks.

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:43 pm
by Dukasaur
You could go as al-Baghdadi and proclaim the Islamic State of Pennsylvania.

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:15 pm
by DoomYoshi
Go as Harley Quinn

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:40 pm
by Army of GOD
BigBallinStalin wrote:Image

or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.


I am strongly considering this one

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:29 am
by nietzsche
Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Image

or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.


I am strongly considering this one


lazy

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:52 am
by DaGip
Army of GOD wrote:I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).


Dude! You got me thinking about dressing up as Adrian Peterson carrying around a little doll of a boy and a tree branch!

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:35 am
by Army of GOD
DaGip wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).


Dude! You got me thinking about dressing up as Adrian Peterson carrying around a little doll of a boy and a tree branch!


that actually works too...

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:37 pm
by Serbia
You should go as a dick!
You wouldn't even need a costume.

Bollocks.

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:30 pm
by notyou2
Go as a serbian, you only need a black wig and another black wig of chest hair coming out your shirt

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:05 am
by Serbia
notyou2 wrote:Go as a serbian, you only need a black wig and another black wig of chest hair coming out your shirt


Facial hair would help as well.

Bollocks.

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:01 am
by DaGip
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:02 am
by tzor
I would say go as a Franciscan Friar but that's MY costume. :twisted:

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:44 am
by DaGip
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:53 am
by pimpdave
Go in black face and just have blood running out your eyeballs, ears, nose, and mouth, and a sign around your neck that says: Thomas Eric Duncan.

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:02 pm
by nietzsche

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:00 am
by Funkyterrance
Some sort of waif?

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:11 am
by saxitoxin
Funkyterrance keeps posting on my wall telling me to answer him but I'm banned from posting on his wall. I feel like I'm in a Kafka novel. AND I HATE KAFKA. :x

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:20 am
by Funkyterrance
You guys arent foed so i dont know what the f*ck is up, sorry bout that.

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:22 am
by Funkyterrance
FYI, it says i am banned from posting on my own wall if thats any consolation?

Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:36 am
by Army of GOD
I dressed up as Funky Terrance because I wanted the "annoying cock" look