ATTN: Jews

by **notyou2** on Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:00 pm

Damn,wish I was a Jew, I would have been of the chosen people.

by **notyou2** on Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:01 pm

Dave, why are the Jews the chosen people? Is it because they are good with money? Perhaps because they make good comediens?

by **DaGip** on Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:58 pm

Dave, why does the great alien YWVH demand little Jewish boys to have their penises lopped off and then sucked by a creepy old Rabbi?

by **warmonger1981** on Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:14 am

The Jews run the world through Freemasonry. Noah was the only one to know both operative and speculative masonry in its truest form. It was Sabianism and polytheism that arose from Babel that's clouded the minds of men.

by **Army of GOD** on Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:55 pm

I want Jewwws, to show me the way.

by **Dukasaur** on Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:32 am

You're missing the point. The retard who made that video keep's saying "Yahweh's U.F.O." over and over. U.F.O. stands for UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT. If it's Yahweh's, then it's not unidentified, is it? Furthermore, U.F.O. is not a synonym for "spaceship", either. If it's a spaceship, Yahweh's or anybody else's, then it's obviously not completely unidentified -- at the very least, it has been identified as a spaceship.

People who use acronyms without paying attention to what they mean really burn me up. I want to smash them in the testicles with a ball-peen hammer.

His crimes against the English language don't stop there. He keeps saying "Yahweh's U.F.O." over and over again dozens of times. Even accepting that he's too stupid to know that the U in U.F.O. stands for "Unidentified," there's still the offense of failing to provide word variety. There are dozens of synonyms for spaceship -- starship, spacecraft, craft, exo-craft, starcraft, vessel, capsule, orbiter, space-yacht, many more -- and for him to continue endlessly repeating that one tired term (which is incorrect even the first time he uses it) is obscene and an abomination before God (whomever you may believe that to be.) I would take away his Internet access until he goes back to primary school and passes grade Six.

Either that or stuff his arms in a press like Linda Hamilton does to the Terminator at the end of the first movie. That would keep him from creating transgressions against the spirit of creative writing like the one in the video. At least for a while.

by **DaGip** on Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:52 am

Well, YWVH's U.F.O. is still unidentified. Have you ever seen it? I know I haven't. Therefor, it is still unidentified in that sense of the word. We have not seen any pictures of it, nor have we any videos of it. There is absolutely no evidence that anyone has absolutely identified YWVH's U.F.O.

The closest we have is this video:

But I wouldn't believe it until the "U.F.O." landed and the alien YWVH jumped out and said: "Hi! My name is YWVH and this is my Celestial Chariot! Glad to meet you all!"

by **warmonger1981** on Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:23 am

Lewis Farrakhan believes in an eight spoked flying spaceship hovering over the planet in some type of cloaking device.

by **notyou2** on Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:43 pm

Irish people believe in leprechauns.

by **Serbia** on Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:26 pm

I believe in me! Woo!

Bollocks.

by **PLAYER57832** on Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:20 pm

notyou2 wrote:Dave, why are the Jews the chosen people? Is it because they are good with money? Perhaps because they make good comediens?

The old Testament identifies Jews as God's chosen people, and Christ did not refute that (added to it). That said, this guy is just an idiot.

by **notyou2** on Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:26 pm

PLAYER57832 wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Dave, why are the Jews the chosen people? Is it because they are good with money? Perhaps because they make good comediens?

The old Testament identifies Jews as God's chosen people, and Christ did not refute that (added to it). That said, this guy is just an idiot.

Sooo, because a book written by men says so.

OK, I believe you.

I wonder what the internet says is the chosen people?

EDIT: Oh gosh, it seems there are several different chosen people, all chosen by themselves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chosen_people