Conquer Club

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 6:29 pm**

It was like that when I got there.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:43 pm**

2dimes wrote:It was like that when I got there.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:33 pm**

What? I don't see it.

Bollocks.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:25 pm**

I'm waiting for the next model.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:21 am**

I didn't do it.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:18 am**

My wife won't let me.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:19 am**

My dog ate it.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:58 am**

I've got a headache.

Bollocks.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:00 pm**

She said she was 18.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:53 pm**

my cock said it was arm's girth.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:24 pm**

I was really drunk

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:00 pm**

...because I work 65 hours a week and have straight male-female sex the remaining 5 hours

I still make sure to read all of Owenshooter's posts tho

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:27 pm**

I didn't want to get there after they ran out of ice cream.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:22 am**

In the name of God.

Thread for random excuses....