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Thread for random excuses....

Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 04, 2014 6:29 pm

It was like that when I got there.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby DaGip on Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:43 pm

2dimes wrote:It was like that when I got there.


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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby Serbia on Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:33 pm

What? I don't see it.

Bollocks.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:25 pm

I'm waiting for the next model.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby notyou2 on Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:21 am

I didn't do it.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:18 am

My wife won't let me.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:19 am

My dog ate it.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby Serbia on Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:58 am

I've got a headache.

Bollocks.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby dario2099 on Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:00 pm

She said she was 18.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby DaGip on Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:53 pm

my cock said it was arm's girth.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby notyou2 on Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:24 pm

I was really drunk
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:00 pm

...because I work 65 hours a week and have straight male-female sex the remaining 5 hours

I still make sure to read all of Owenshooter's posts tho
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:27 pm

I didn't want to get there after they ran out of ice cream.
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Re: Thread for random excuses....

Postby notyou2 on Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:22 am

In the name of God.
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