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From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby DaGip on Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:21 pm

If anyone in Texas starts to feel flu-like symptoms, especially fever accompanied with stomach pain, you should immediately be quarantined and tested for Ebola. And if any of those people are found with Ebola, then again, anyone in Texas with flu-like symptoms from that point for the next thirty days should be quarantined and tested for Ebola.

If anyone contracted Ebola from Thomas Duncan, they soon should start showing symptoms...most likely by next week.

But if an illegal alien gets it, are they going to turn themselves in?

This is such a screwed up situation, we just need to make all illegal aliens citizens immediately!

Amnesty is the only known cure for Ebola!
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Re: From Now Until Halloween...

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:36 pm

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Re: From Now Until Halloween...

Postby DaGip on Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:49 am

Now the USA needs to quarantine ALL the people that were in contact with Duncan and this new case until November 11. In addition, Mexico and the surrounding states may want to set up a wall to keep all Texans in their own state.


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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:48 pm

I got a robocall telling me Ebola could be transmitted via phone lines (either through audio voice or through internet).

Thus, it is my duty to issue a quarantine of everyone. May Goodness have mercy on us all.


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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby Serbia on Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:36 pm

I'd like to opt out of this whole ebola thing. Thanks.

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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby nietzsche on Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:11 pm

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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby notyou2 on Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:26 pm

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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby DaGip on Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:09 pm

Okay, listen. Perhaps I don't have any ears to lean on in this forum, but I just want to make this very LOGICAL point very very clear. Another person in Dallas has been confirmed with EBOLA! That means now from October 15, 2014 that the United States should quarantine the entire state of Texas for the next Thirty Days. A giant electrified fence should be built around the entire state and no one...NO ONE...should be let in or out of the state of Texas!

If the United States DOES NOT do this...We are soooo fucked!
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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby Borderdawg on Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:43 pm

DaGip wrote:Okay, listen. Perhaps I don't have any ears to lean on in this forum, but I just want to make this very LOGICAL point very very clear. Another person in Dallas has been confirmed with EBOLA! That means now from October 15, 2014 that the United States should quarantine the entire state of Texas for the next Thirty Days. A giant electrified fence should be built around the entire state and no one...NO ONE...should be let in or out of the state of Texas!

If the United States DOES NOT do this...We are soooo fucked!


Damn, boy, I'm all for it! Ya'll build it, I reckon I can find enough family and friends, both Mexican and Redneck, to man the Northern and Eastern borders, keep all ya'll gawdamn yankee sumbishes the hell out of the Republic of Texas. As for illegals with Ebola, hell, we'll just leave a 1/4 mile wide fenced corridor to the Red River, ya'll silly bastids will still have to deal with 'em. :lol: :lol:
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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby DaGip on Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:14 pm

Borderdawg wrote:
DaGip wrote:Okay, listen. Perhaps I don't have any ears to lean on in this forum, but I just want to make this very LOGICAL point very very clear. Another person in Dallas has been confirmed with EBOLA! That means now from October 15, 2014 that the United States should quarantine the entire state of Texas for the next Thirty Days. A giant electrified fence should be built around the entire state and no one...NO ONE...should be let in or out of the state of Texas!

If the United States DOES NOT do this...We are soooo fucked!


Damn, boy, I'm all for it! Ya'll build it, I reckon I can find enough family and friends, both Mexican and Redneck, to man the Northern and Eastern borders, keep all ya'll gawdamn yankee sumbishes the hell out of the Republic of Texas. As for illegals with Ebola, hell, we'll just leave a 1/4 mile wide fenced corridor to the Red River, ya'll silly bastids will still have to deal with 'em. :lol: :lol:


I am sorry that we have to do this to ya'll, but I am afraid we're gonna have to dig a moat filled with alligators to keep all you Texans in Texas. For the sake of the country we must do this. And when technology catches up, we can replace the alligators with black holes and just suck Texas into another dimension.

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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:37 pm

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Re: From Now Until Halloween and Beyond...(EBOLA!)

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:40 pm

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