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Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:30 am
by BoganGod
I have recently received some leaked disturbing documents from the satanic new world order headquarters in montreal. There are reptilians that are bucking the system, trying to delay the advent of the new order in an attempt to boost their rank. Some are even rumoured to hold affection for some individual humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3LepJjegko
The reptilians are driving the conservative agenda in police states the world over.

Is Phatscotty a reptile? Should we care?

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:25 am
by pimpdave
Did they ever make Phatscotty a mod and give him access to all of our immunization records?

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:33 am
by 2dimes
I think reptilians are verre not rouge.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:09 pm
by BoganGod
2dimes wrote:I think reptilians are verre not rouge.

Sweetheart if reptiles are green not red they would be hippies rather than power hungry conservative war mongers.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:03 pm
by 2dimes
Maybe.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:10 am
by Phatscotty
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:32 am
by betiko
2dimes wrote:I think reptilians are verre not rouge.



a little french class by betiko (all these words are pronounced the same in french):

verre = glass
vert = green
vers = towards
ver = worm

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:56 pm
by 2dimes
That could cause a communication issue if one wanted you to bring the green glass worm towards them

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:33 am
by notyou2
2dimes wrote:That could cause a communication issue if one wanted you to bring the green glass worm towards them

Qui pourrait causer un problème de communication, si l'on voulait vous apporter le ver de verre vert à leur égard.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:45 pm
by 2dimes
This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert à leur égard.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:02 pm
by notyou2
2dimes wrote:This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert à leur égard.


He emigrated to Sweden for the meatballs.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:03 pm
by notyou2
I believe he is a reptile, but I doubt a rogue one.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:27 pm
by BoganGod
If he is not a rogue, how do you explain some people posting in this very thread in the demonic quebec french lizard tongue. Could the lizard people have something to do with the world wide satanist movement based in montreal?

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 11:33 am
by 2dimes
notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert à leur égard.


He emigrated to Sweden for the meatballs.

Faggot?

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 2:52 pm
by notyou2
2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert à leur égard.


He emigrated to Sweden for the meatballs.

Faggot?


A harmless one I think.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:44 am
by BoganGod
notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert à leur égard.


He emigrated to Sweden for the meatballs.

Faggot?


A harmless one I think.


No such thing as a harmless faggot. Faggots are almost as notorious as legumes for impacting on one's flatus levels. I'm not saying that faggots smell queer. Just suggesting that a bit like broad beans, excess exposure to faggots may affect gas production.

Remember children there is nothing funny about farts.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:05 pm
by 2dimes
Sorry brogan I'm going to have to side with Billy Conally here.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:47 am
by BoganGod
2dimes wrote:Sorry brogan I'm going to have to side with Billy Conally here.

1dime are you calling me brogan?

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:16 pm
by notyou2
BoganGod wrote:
2dimes wrote:Sorry brogan I'm going to have to side with Billy Conally here.

1dime are you calling me brogan?


Would you prefer Beiber or Beebs? BBS may take exception to Beebs as he has already laid claim to that name.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:59 am
by BoganGod
notyou2 wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
2dimes wrote:Sorry brogan I'm going to have to side with Billy Conally here.

1dime are you calling me brogan?


Would you prefer Beiber or Beebs? BBS may take exception to Beebs as he has already laid claim to that name.


BBS has laid claim to Beebs? Maybe as a possible unwilling sperm recipient. If only Michael Jackson had lived, he could have both mentored and molested the beebstar.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:01 pm
by 2dimes
Not sure how the r slipped in. Must have been from the Captain Salty song on the weekend. Pirates "arrr."

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:41 am
by BoganGod
2dimes wrote:Not sure how the r slipped in. Must have been from the Captain Salty song on the weekend. Pirates "arrr."

Are rrrrs reptile speak?

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:57 am
by notyou2
BoganGod wrote:
2dimes wrote:Not sure how the r slipped in. Must have been from the Captain Salty song on the weekend. Pirates "arrr."

Are rrrrs reptile speak?


Only if you roll them like French.

Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:30 am
by Phatscotty
Reptilians are still denied gender status in the year 2014



Everything Hillary helped George W Bush do and make a reality 10 years ago (Iraq invasion, patriot act, bogus claims of WMD's, NSA spying), she now takes the exact opposite position. Therefore, since she was never against fighting for the rights of Reptilians to be recognized as a gender 10 years ago, she will be for finally ending the oppression today, and we can at last start checking those gender boxes without feeling excluded!

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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:24 am
by AndyDufresne
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--Andy