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Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:30 am

I have recently received some leaked disturbing documents from the satanic new world order headquarters in montreal. There are reptilians that are bucking the system, trying to delay the advent of the new order in an attempt to boost their rank. Some are even rumoured to hold affection for some individual humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3LepJjegko
The reptilians are driving the conservative agenda in police states the world over.

Is Phatscotty a reptile? Should we care?
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby pimpdave on Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:25 am

Did they ever make Phatscotty a mod and give him access to all of our immunization records?
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby 2dimes on Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:33 am

I think reptilians are verre not rouge.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:09 pm

2dimes wrote:I think reptilians are verre not rouge.

Sweetheart if reptiles are green not red they would be hippies rather than power hungry conservative war mongers.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:03 pm

Maybe.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:10 am

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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby betiko on Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:32 am

2dimes wrote:I think reptilians are verre not rouge.



a little french class by betiko (all these words are pronounced the same in french):

verre = glass
vert = green
vers = towards
ver = worm
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby 2dimes on Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:56 pm

That could cause a communication issue if one wanted you to bring the green glass worm towards them
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:33 am

2dimes wrote:That could cause a communication issue if one wanted you to bring the green glass worm towards them

Qui pourrait causer un problĆØme de communication, si l'on voulait vous apporter le ver de verre vert Ć  leur Ć©gard.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby 2dimes on Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:45 pm

This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert Ć  leur Ć©gard.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:02 pm

2dimes wrote:This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert Ć  leur Ć©gard.


He emigrated to Sweden for the meatballs.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby notyou2 on Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:03 pm

I believe he is a reptile, but I doubt a rogue one.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby BoganGod on Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:27 pm

If he is not a rogue, how do you explain some people posting in this very thread in the demonic quebec french lizard tongue. Could the lizard people have something to do with the world wide satanist movement based in montreal?
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 19, 2014 11:33 am

notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert Ć  leur Ć©gard.


He emigrated to Sweden for the meatballs.

Faggot?
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby notyou2 on Sun Oct 19, 2014 2:52 pm

2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert Ć  leur Ć©gard.


He emigrated to Sweden for the meatballs.

Faggot?


A harmless one I think.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby BoganGod on Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:44 am

notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:This last bit is very Swedish chef like, ver de verre vert Ć  leur Ć©gard.


He emigrated to Sweden for the meatballs.

Faggot?


A harmless one I think.


No such thing as a harmless faggot. Faggots are almost as notorious as legumes for impacting on one's flatus levels. I'm not saying that faggots smell queer. Just suggesting that a bit like broad beans, excess exposure to faggots may affect gas production.

Remember children there is nothing funny about farts.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:05 pm

Sorry brogan I'm going to have to side with Billy Conally here.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby BoganGod on Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:47 am

2dimes wrote:Sorry brogan I'm going to have to side with Billy Conally here.

1dime are you calling me brogan?
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:16 pm

BoganGod wrote:
2dimes wrote:Sorry brogan I'm going to have to side with Billy Conally here.

1dime are you calling me brogan?


Would you prefer Beiber or Beebs? BBS may take exception to Beebs as he has already laid claim to that name.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby BoganGod on Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:59 am

notyou2 wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
2dimes wrote:Sorry brogan I'm going to have to side with Billy Conally here.

1dime are you calling me brogan?


Would you prefer Beiber or Beebs? BBS may take exception to Beebs as he has already laid claim to that name.


BBS has laid claim to Beebs? Maybe as a possible unwilling sperm recipient. If only Michael Jackson had lived, he could have both mentored and molested the beebstar.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:01 pm

Not sure how the r slipped in. Must have been from the Captain Salty song on the weekend. Pirates "arrr."
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby BoganGod on Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:41 am

2dimes wrote:Not sure how the r slipped in. Must have been from the Captain Salty song on the weekend. Pirates "arrr."

Are rrrrs reptile speak?
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:57 am

BoganGod wrote:
2dimes wrote:Not sure how the r slipped in. Must have been from the Captain Salty song on the weekend. Pirates "arrr."

Are rrrrs reptile speak?


Only if you roll them like French.
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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:30 am

Reptilians are still denied gender status in the year 2014



Everything Hillary helped George W Bush do and make a reality 10 years ago (Iraq invasion, patriot act, bogus claims of WMD's, NSA spying), she now takes the exact opposite position. Therefore, since she was never against fighting for the rights of Reptilians to be recognized as a gender 10 years ago, she will be for finally ending the oppression today, and we can at last start checking those gender boxes without feeling excluded!

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Re: Is Phatscotty a Rogue Reptile?

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:24 am

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