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Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:38 pm
by betiko
On an octogone tag teams

Re: Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:42 pm
by betiko
I think that any team with the mighty hippo wins. Hippos are the meanest!
The grizzlie outpowers the gorilla though

Re: Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:22 pm
by Dukasaur
Is this a metaphor for Trump-Pence vs. Biden-Harris?

Re: Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 7:12 am
by betiko
Dukasaur wrote:Is this a metaphor for Trump-Pence vs. Biden-Harris?


it could, but who would be what? trump the hippo, biden the elephant, harris the grizzlie and pence the gorilla? doesn't work too well, except for trump being a mean territorial hippo

Re: Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:01 am
by jimboston
Hippo might be mean, but I think the Elephant wins that part of the battle.

I’m not sure of the Grizzly vs. Gorilla. Grizzly bears are bigger with claws and sharp teeth... Gorillas have teeth too but I don’t think they’re as well designed for ripping apart animal flesh. That sid, I think the Gorilla is smarter and maybe that could be the advantage.

A Gorilla riding a War Elephant would be unbeatable if you mixed the teams.

Re: Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:08 am
by jimboston


Hippo don’t stand a chance.

Any team with the Elephant wins... it’s like having Andre the Giant on your side.
The only way you lose is if you cheat when the Ref’s back is turned.

Re: Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:24 am
by Maxleod
jimboston wrote:

Hippo don’t stand a chance.

Any team with the Elephant wins... it’s like having Andre the Giant on your side.
The only way you lose is if you cheat when the Ref’s back is turned.


Yeah. Well. Cat beats elephant:


Re: Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:31 am
by jimboston
That’s not a full grown elephant.

Also, it’s a whole pack vs. one... the fight was assuming 1-on-1.

Re: Elephant + grizzlie vs hippo + gorilla

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:20 pm
by betiko
jimboston wrote:

Hippo don’t stand a chance.

Any team with the Elephant wins... it’s like having Andre the Giant on your side.
The only way you lose is if you cheat when the Ref’s back is turned.


i'm very sorry to see this....

but elephants and hippos both kick the shit out of a lion any day. Lions need to be huge packs and both elephants and hippos are tanks

a grizzlie would totally destroy a gorilla. no match there.