Naked, shamed and covered in poo
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2022 11:57 amJeremy Clarkson has recently upset some people on Twitter by making a little joke about Meghan Marple, Succubus of Sussex:
It raises an important question though. Which of the things Clarkson proposed would you like to see happy to Meagen?
Writing in his original column, Clarkson said: "At night, I'm unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant 'Shame!' and throw lumps of excrement at her.
"Everyone who's my age thinks the same way," he added. "But what makes me despair is that younger people, especially girls, think she's pretty cool. They think she was a prisoner of Buckingham Palace, forced to talk about nothing but embroidery and kittens."
It raises an important question though. Which of the things Clarkson proposed would you like to see happy to Meagen?