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Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 9:35 pm**

Which Would You Rather?

Kill a Kitten

or

Seduce a Clinton

Click image to enlarge.

And yes, this includes wining, dining (listening to them chew), complimenting their looks, not just “the act”.

or

No. 3 (write-in)

Wear wet mittens

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 9:42 pm**

Y'know this is Conquer Club, right?
Methinks the verbs and objective nouns of those two poll (pole?) choices are going to become hopelessly muddled.

Btw, you are right, the eating and talking with them beforehand does make the whole (hole?) thing even worse...

One more thing, I'm pretty sure that pic of Hillary is actually one of the SNL comedians spoofing her in old-age makeup... maybe that gay Chinese one?

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 9:44 pm**

Votanic wrote:Y'know this is Conquer Club, right?

Methinks the verbs and objective nouns of those two poll (pole?) choices are going to become hopelessly muddled.

Btw, you are right, the eating and talking with them beforehand does make the whole (hole?) thing even worse...

You forgot to vote (again)!

By the way, I’m willing to reverse the verbs for each option if anyone wants, I really don’t give a f*ck.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 9:47 pm**

Funkyterrance wrote:
Votanic wrote:Y'know this is Conquer Club, right?

Methinks the verbs and objective nouns of those two poll (pole?) choices are going to become hopelessly muddled.

Btw, you are right, the eating and talking with them beforehand does make the whole (hole?) thing even worse...

You forgot to vote (again)!

I ain't from no voter-slave country, like Australia. Muricans are FREE!

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 9:56 pm**

Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:13 pm**

mookiemcgee wrote:Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

Ha! Even a quarter century ago he had to use a cigar. You're just going to be pulling tobacco leaves out of your butt.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 11:00 pm**

Votanic wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

Ha! Even a quarter century ago he had to use a cigar. You're just going to be pulling tobacco leaves out of your butt.

Perhaps you can impress us with your ability with a dildo with one hand while you use the other to turn on the tv.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 11:11 pm**

Pack Rat wrote:
Votanic wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

Ha! Even a quarter century ago he had to use a cigar. You're just going to be pulling tobacco leaves out of your butt.

Perhaps you can impress us with your ability with a dildo with one hand while you use the other to turn on the tv.

Only after you show us your rope* tricks at the pool table...

*Perhaps more like sewing thread, in your case.

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 11:35 pm**

for sure kill a cat

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 11:41 pm**

karel wrote:for sure kill a cat

Posted: **Thu Feb 08, 2024 11:45 pm**

mookiemcgee wrote:
karel wrote:for sure kill a cat

Can we get some clarification here.
For Option 1, do you have to wine and dine the cat/kitten beforehand... or perhaps dine on the feline in question afterwards?

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 12:18 am**

nah its called a gun,just shoot

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:40 am**

mookiemcgee wrote:Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

I could never kill a kitten

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:06 am**

Volt: please don't hit quote on every reply...it's not necessary and it takes up SO much space / time.

DDS tells me I have little time left, so....

Thank you....

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 6:13 am**

I'll be here until next Feb. Give or take

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:31 am**

And to think Hillary was almost President

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 1:11 pm**

KoolBak wrote:Volt: please don't hit quote on every reply...it's not necessary and it takes up SO much space / time.

DDS tells me I have little time left, so....

Thank you....

Afraid I can't do that, Kool.
The American People (and other Conquerizens) need to have posts placed in the proper context.

For example, If I just blankly wrote: "Why? Is DDS your doctor... or a hit man with a job out on you?"
without your previous quote for clarification... well then, people might start thinking I was going 'Biden' or something.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:01 pm**

Actually, Colleen Clinton is quite the hottie.

I'll take "seduce a Clinton" for 500, Alex.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:07 pm**

I was gonna say, there must be at least one passable Clinton.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:34 pm**

bigtoughralf wrote:I was gonna say, there must be at least one passable Clinton.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 6:59 pm**

Funkyterrance wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:I was gonna say, there must be at least one passable Clinton.

No.
The three poll-eligible (pole-eligible?) Clintons are pictorially depicted in the OP. To fundamentally change the concept of 'Clinton' at this point would invalidate most statistical analyses of the data.

Speaking of which, that late-added third poll choice of wearing wet mittens is such an easy-out answer that doubtlessly virtually all sane, intelligent pollees would select it, given the choice.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:17 pm**

Votanic wrote:
Speaking of which, that late-added third poll choice of wearing wet mittens is such an easy-out answer that doubtlessly virtually all sane, intelligent pollees would select it, given the choice.

Obviously you don’t live in New Hampshire.

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