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British Renters Banned from Having Sex

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 2:50 pm
by saxitoxin
Is this why Ralf is so tense?

UK landlords are reportedly banning Brits from having sex in their own homes.

In bizarre tenancy agreements, which are being signed by those living in the country’s capitals, it has been claimed that landlords aren’t allowing tenants to have sex.

According to VICE, some tenants have found no-sex clauses included in their tenancy agreements whilst others have said it is “expressed overtly” and at other times, disguised as a ban on overnight guests.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird- ... s-32204235

Re: British Renters Banned from Having Sex

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:21 pm
by bigtoughralf
I have so much sex that people try to ban me.

saxitoxin has so little sex his mother's considering getting him a prostitute for his next birthday.

Re: British Renters Banned from Having Sex

PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:04 pm
by Pack Rat
Only if you count masterbation as having sex, unless you have a sex doll.

What gender is your sex doll?




Re: British Renters Banned from Having Sex

PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:42 am
by saxitoxin
bigtoughralf wrote:I have so much sex that people try to ban me.

saxitoxin has so little sex his mother's considering getting him a prostitute for his next birthday.


RUDE

Americans don't have sex. Have some cultural sensitivity.

Re: British Renters Banned from Having Sex

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2024 4:35 pm
by demonfork
saxitoxin wrote:Is this why Ralf is so tense?

UK landlords are reportedly banning Brits from having sex in their own homes.

In bizarre tenancy agreements, which are being signed by those living in the country’s capitals, it has been claimed that landlords aren’t allowing tenants to have sex.

According to VICE, some tenants have found no-sex clauses included in their tenancy agreements whilst others have said it is “expressed overtly” and at other times, disguised as a ban on overnight guests.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird- ... s-32204235


I'm the landlord in the article. I'm tired of tenants having noisy gang-bangs and staining my floors with bodily emissions.