New conspiracy theories

Does anyone find it a wee bit suspicious that Mike Lynch (recently exposed for conning Hewlett-Packard into buying his essentially worthless tech company for $11 billion) goes "missing" in a shipwreck?
On a modern superyacht, with every bit of modern lifesaving equipment, within sight of land, in a "storm" so terrible that even a skinny little debutante with a baby in her hand managed to swim away.
Granted, Lynch was acquitted of criminal charges in the H-P scam, but as O.J. found out, the civil charges can be a bigger bitch.
Let me predict now that when his "body" is found, there will be room for error in the identification.
On a modern superyacht, with every bit of modern lifesaving equipment, within sight of land, in a "storm" so terrible that even a skinny little debutante with a baby in her hand managed to swim away.
Granted, Lynch was acquitted of criminal charges in the H-P scam, but as O.J. found out, the civil charges can be a bigger bitch.
Let me predict now that when his "body" is found, there will be room for error in the identification.