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Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2024 9:19 pm**

He didn't even bother to tell anyone on CC. I had to find out from Reddit.

Hello New Yorkers! I (M24) am visiting the city for the week and matched with this dimepiece (F25) on Tinder. I told her that I had a black friend and she reacted very positively to that.

But the only issue is — I don’t have one. Not that I have an issue with the African American people — if anything, I am pretty black because I love rap and miss Chadwick Boseman every day. But I was always more of a “admire black people from a distance” kind of white.

Anyhow, we’re going to meet up in two days and she wants me to bring my black friend along. How do I quickly make one before 7 PM on Saturday? We are going to laser tag.

https://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerknyc/ ... ck_friend/

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2024 11:05 pm**

I was going to suggest using shoe-polish, ...but then I remembered that times have changed.
Nobody polishes their shoes anymore.

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2024 11:15 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2024 11:43 pm**

HitRed wrote:

Or switch out Laser-tag for Paintball. Then everybody will just be blue, pink, or day-glo yellow.

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2024 11:54 pm**

Votanic wrote:
HitRed wrote:

Or switch out Laser-tag for Paintball. Then everybody will just be blue, pink, or day-glo yellow.

stop trying to push your Trans agenda

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 12:01 am**

saxitoxin wrote:
Votanic wrote:
HitRed wrote:

Or switch out Laser-tag for Paintball. Then everybody will just be blue, pink, or day-glo yellow.

stop trying to push your Trans agenda

Ha ha ha!!
It's too late for that, saxi. BTW, are you actually cis, or just trying to 'pass'?
Operation Day-Glo Gender-Destroy was beamed out to the masses more than a quarter century ago.

Now 'they' is a singular pronoun and the future is a toss-up between either AI domination or localized planetary terminal entropy.

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 7:44 am**

People are the weirdest thing in the world.

How do you set up a date but end up needing to bring a black friend?

I wonder if he said he was hip but then called purple kool-aid grape. Dead give away.

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 8:55 am**

Setting up a date then taking someone for her to fuсk while you watch is way more of a saxi move than a ralf move.

I would be more likely to set up dates with three separate model-hot women, then when they show up at the same time I'd persuade them to have a gang bang with me in a nearby hotel.

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 10:11 am**

bigtoughralf wrote:persuade

AKA roofies

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:00 pm**

At this point it's pretty obvious that saxi and mrsralf are shacked up in a seedy Motel 6-sicks-sex (sax?) having an utterly ungodly three-way with a three foot long black (hides the blood/shit stains) double-ended dildo.

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:48 pm**

Votanic wrote:At this point it's pretty obvious that saxi and mrsralf are shacked up in a seedy Motel 6-sicks-sex (sax?) having an utterly ungodly three-way with a three foot long black (hides the blood/shit stains) double-ended dildo.

This post makes me think about Jennifer Connelly and Requiem For a Dream. That's probably the saddest I've ever felt after watching a movie, but walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder.

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 6:21 pm**

mookiemcgee wrote:
Votanic wrote:At this point it's pretty obvious that saxi and mrsralf are shacked up in a seedy Motel 6-sicks-sex (sax?) having an utterly ungodly three-way with a three foot long black (hides the blood/shit stains) double-ended dildo.

This post makes me think about Jennifer Connelly and Requiem For a Dream. That's probably the saddest I've ever felt after watching a movie, but walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder.

...and just imagine the stank! :sick:

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:12 pm**

mookiemcgee wrote:walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder

what are you doing barging into people's hotel rooms

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:18 pm**

saxitoxin wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder

what are you doing barging into people's hotel rooms

Posted: **Sat Sep 07, 2024 12:04 am**

saxitoxin wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:walking into the aforementioned Motel 6 room would be significantly sadder

what are you doing barging into people's hotel rooms

Oh yeah, ...that room-service button is actually one of those Ring® door bells.
All your steamy (all too-literally, alas) shenanigans stream live on The Wonders of Conquer Club OnlyFans® page....
I understand at this point, that revenue is the only thing keeping CC solvent...

Also this again...
Great sig quote, saxi, …but of course, it’s even better read in context.
https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=241362#p5334101
(I'm keeping this post link on speed-dial. Just think of it as a context-dependent sig line)

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