This thread has the oldest start date in the OT forum*, and look at it! Right now in this moment it also has the newest post! Rejuvenation is a wonderful thing. Where others see disability, I see this ability.
*Of threads that survived the terrible mod-caused Great Forum Deletion of 2017.
I have a chariot drawn by flying goats, Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr. Do you remember those two goats that kicked you ass in the Likker-Sav parking lot last week?