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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby safariguy5 on Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:45 pm

For the 112th edition of the CC Newsletter, Dispatch writer and clan veteran BoganGod will be interviewed. Ask away!

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby smegal69 on Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:42 am

Why do Seagulls fly upside down over Australia?
Is it true that New Zealanders are to Australia, what Mexicans are like to America?
Why is Australia so jealous about how many sheep we have in New Zealand?
Is the best player in Aussie rugby really a kiwi call Quade Copper?
Why do Australians hate boat people so much? apart from the aboriginals are not all the rest boat people in one way or another
Do you have 5 cars and 1 pig on the front lawn and the only thing that runs is the Pig?
were you deported to Australia or you just a wanted man in NZ
will you share a bowl with me in Nimbin?

what happened to BOTFM ???
what is the best part of CC and what is the worst?
If you could only pick 3 maps to play, what ones will you pick?
if you could ban someone from CC whom would that be?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby Razorvich on Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:30 am

Do you have a "mullet" for a haircut?
Do you have a pack of cigarettes in your shirt sleeve?
Do you wear either DB's or beach thongs for footwear?
Do you follow Collingwood in the AFL?
Do you drive a shitty car?
Do you have the complete collection of ACDC on vinyl? (INXS will also suffice)
Do you "strutt" when you walk?
Do you hate hippies?
Do you only drink VB?
Do you own "stubby" of "ALF" shorts?
Do you start fights in the pub over footy scores?
Can you count to 12? (fingers...toes...ect +1)

If any of the answers to any of the above are "NO" .... how can you call yourself "Bogangod"?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby HardAttack on Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:38 am

with how many goats so far have you had long term relation ?

how old it was the eldest goat you had fallen in love with ?

you came back to cc not too long after but a month maybe two later then atlantis founded. Now tell me, what is it that, you dreamed then felt like your old men were doing something nasty then you liked to jump into the site cc to see what is going on ? Or ur nose got a good smell of genoke is on action back again ?

how does it feel like living in oz being one from new zealand ? Having any difficulty with the change from lambs into camels ?

new zealand women or oz women ? why ?

which one is prettier ? razorvich or dukasaur ?

how much did safariguy pay to you to have you for this interview ?

THANKS IN ADVANCE for giving ur time answering bud,
have a good 1 more summer month there wrong part of the world,
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby *Pixar* on Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:13 am

why do you still have that sig up lol?

Why do you hate *Pixar* so much?

If you had a choice of being a woman would you do it?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby TheForgivenOne on Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:03 am

*Pixar* wrote:Why do you hate *Pixar* so much?


Stop asking easy questions ;)

How's the goat doing? Last time I saw it, it was eating my pants.

How come you didn't stop when I told you to stop tickling me?

How come I wasn't invited to your new clan? Was it because the goat is mad at me for not calling back?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby elfish_lad on Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:33 am

Why are you one of my favourite CC personalities?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:54 am

Why did you go from being a laugh to a bore?

Do you prefer to be called a boar or bore?

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.)

How frustrated by the above question will TFO be?

On a scale of No to 10 why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:03 pm

What's your favourite song?

What's your favourite colour?

What's your favourite CC map?

What's your favourite political assassination?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby sempaispellcheck on Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:57 pm

Now that it's (unofficially) official, what are your thoughts on the outcome of the NC4 and on the competition as a whole?

Which 10 places CC has a map of would you most want to visit? (Rank them from 1 to 10, please)

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby betiko on Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:51 am

Why is an army called an infantry if you have to be over 18 to get in?
Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings?
Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job ?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:43 am

When are you going to write something funny again?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby BoganGod on Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:31 pm

Keep the questions coming folks. This should probably be a co interrogation with dan "the goat whisperer" ryan.

Am disappointed that no one has as yet asked me leading questions about my patented visual cue based weight loss method.

dukasaur quick question - Does the governmental sanctioned killing of JFK count as euthanasia, defenestration or assassination? Am leaning towards brutus and his butchery skills atm. Though kevinlemon and julieliar deserve a mention for tag team antics.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby notyou2 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:48 pm

How much vegemite do you eat in a year?

How many roos have you killed?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:09 pm

How many roos have you killed in front of a crowd of schoolchildren?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby Genoke on Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:52 am

Do you use more then 2 sleeves to wipe your ass?
You're about to open a dinnerbar, is that your way to recruit more aussies?
How come that a smart boy like you still are playing CC?
Do you have travel plans to another continent sometime?
I've heard you're cured from schitzofreny, so....are you still with 2?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby BoganGod on Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:10 am

Dukasaur wrote:How many roos have you killed in front of a crowd of schoolchildren?


Answer my question, before you ask another question!!!! :roll:
BoganGod wrote:Dukasaur quick question - Does the governmental sanctioned killing of JFK count as euthanasia, defenestration or assassination? Am leaning towards brutus and his butchery skills atm. Though kevinlemon and julieliar deserve a mention for tag team antics.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby notyou2 on Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:15 am

Please advise the genome sequence of a wombat.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby MrPanzerGeneral on Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:48 pm

Boon or Ryder ?

Zinzan or Buck ?

Speights or XXXX ?

Clark or Gillard ? (after more than just a few of the above)

Walloon or Flem ?

Arapawa or Kalbian ?

G-String or Crotchless ?

Borat, Azamat, or HardAttack ?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:52 pm

Brown or Khaki?

Koala or Wombat?

Kangaroo or Wallaby?

Ass or Arse?

Crocodile or Alligator?

Sydney or Perth?

New Zealand or Australia?

Beach or City?

Bear or Bare?

Beer or Beer?

Favourite meal to eat? Favourite meal to cook?

Are you one of those people that drinks a different wine for each course?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby MrPanzerGeneral on Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:47 pm

@ coffeboy..... I guess copying can be a form of flattery... but hey, c'mon .. at least try a little to be original .....
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:31 am

MrPanzerGeneral wrote:@ coffeboy..... I guess copying can be a form of flattery... but hey, c'mon .. at least try a little to be original .....


I wanted more questions, you gave me a spark of genius. Be proud.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:35 am

Coffee or Tea?

Why did you go on a hiatus from CC

How much fun are you having since you've returned?

Are you going to leave again?

do you use your current inventory for anything?

What would you do with a red star if you had one?

When next are you coming back into Live Chat.

When next are you going to get yourself banned from the Forums?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:42 am

@ trini..... I guess copying can be a form of flattery... but hey, c'mon .. at least try a little to be original .....
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- BoganGod

Postby jefjef on Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:23 am

woodruff or saxitoxin?

what sig did you enjoy stealing and abusing the most?

who is your favorite American?

whats it like living in a 3rd world country?
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