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ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:08 am

I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:10 am

I got your costume right here:

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby notyou2 on Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:00 pm

Used maxi pad...a white sheet, some stuffing and ketchup is all you need. You can even pee in it due to its absorbent properties.
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:57 pm

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or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Serbia on Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:26 pm

Go as a dwarf, for a change.

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:43 pm

You could go as al-Baghdadi and proclaim the Islamic State of Pennsylvania.

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:15 pm

Go as Harley Quinn

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:40 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Image

or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.


I am strongly considering this one
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby nietzsche on Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:29 am

Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Image

or dress as the silly male tramp with the similar dance routine.


I am strongly considering this one


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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby DaGip on Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:52 am

Army of GOD wrote:I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).


Dude! You got me thinking about dressing up as Adrian Peterson carrying around a little doll of a boy and a tree branch!
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:35 am

DaGip wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I haven't dressed up for Halloween in 13 years but my cousin invited me to a party.


The only ideas I have right now are vampire Luis Suarez (don't think anyone will get the joke) and Ray Rice (I was going to buy a Rice tshirt and a blow up doll and tape the doll to my ankle so that I'm dragging it on the ground).


Dude! You got me thinking about dressing up as Adrian Peterson carrying around a little doll of a boy and a tree branch!


that actually works too...
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Serbia on Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:37 pm

You should go as a dick!
You wouldn't even need a costume.

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:30 pm

Go as a serbian, you only need a black wig and another black wig of chest hair coming out your shirt
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Serbia on Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:05 am

notyou2 wrote:Go as a serbian, you only need a black wig and another black wig of chest hair coming out your shirt


Facial hair would help as well.

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby DaGip on Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:01 am

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby tzor on Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:02 am

I would say go as a Franciscan Friar but that's MY costume. :twisted:
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby DaGip on Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:44 am

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby pimpdave on Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:53 am

Go in black face and just have blood running out your eyeballs, ears, nose, and mouth, and a sign around your neck that says: Thomas Eric Duncan.
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby nietzsche on Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:02 pm

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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:00 am

Some sort of waif?
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:11 am

Funkyterrance keeps posting on my wall telling me to answer him but I'm banned from posting on his wall. I feel like I'm in a Kafka novel. AND I HATE KAFKA. :x
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:20 am

You guys arent foed so i dont know what the f*ck is up, sorry bout that.
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:22 am

FYI, it says i am banned from posting on my own wall if thats any consolation?
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Re: ITT: Help AoG come up with Halloween costume ideas

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 04, 2014 12:36 am

I dressed up as Funky Terrance because I wanted the "annoying cock" look
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