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I think we need to rework the hierarchy of this new cult... I mean ORDER!!!

First off, I propose that this order be called the Order of Feckan. At the head would be Neutrino and Iliad, as they were the first to discover that Feckan does not exist. They would interpret the words that Feckan does not give them, and pass them down to the Clerics. Neutrino and Iliad would be the Chief High Priests of the Order of Feckan.

I nominate myself as High Priest and Keeper of the Feckanora, which will be the history of the Order of Feckan.

Clerics would be taken upon application, and would be the ones to pass the Word of Feckan to our loyal followers. They would also make sure that the followers do what we tell them, as they aren't smart to realize that we're duping... I mean we're ADVISING them! Yeah, that's it.

More to follow as the Order expands.

So, what do you all think?

FiveThreeEight wrote:I think we need to rework the hierarchy of this new cult... I mean ORDER!!!

First off, I propose that this order be called the Order of Feckan. At the head would be Neutrino and Iliad, as they were the first to discover that Feckan does not exist. They would interpret the words that Feckan does not give them, and pass them down to the Clerics. Neutrino and Iliad would be the Chief High Priests of the Order of Feckan.

I nominate myself as High Priest and Keeper of the Feckanora, which will be the history of the Order of Feckan.

Clerics would be taken upon application, and would be the ones to pass the Word of Feckan to our loyal followers. They would also make sure that the followers do what we tell them, as they aren't smart to realize that we're duping... I mean we're ADVISING them! Yeah, that's it.

More to follow as the Order expands.

So, what do you all think?

Okay thanks. Oh and we live in Feckanland in the city of Feckatican.

I am will rework the titles in a second

End this before I bring the apocalypse.

I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

so basically a crappy spamalot

Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!

oh good another place that is for spamming about fecklings.

FREAKS

Lock ER Down

Beastly wrote:oh good another place that is for spamming about fecklings.

FREAKS

Lock ER Down

Go back to Flame Wars, devilspawn!

FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!

i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1

FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

Nah. Don't make a new thread. Post it in this thread and I will quote it in my first post.

And in the chronicles mention the Feckapocalypse when Feckan stops non-existing becomes real and everyone but Feckanists die in his wrath.

diddle wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!

i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1

You can be the heretic #1 If you want to.
Kinda like village idiot.

Iliad wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

Nah. Don't make a new thread. Post it in this thread and I will quote it in my first post.

And in the chronicles mention the Feckapocalypse when Feckan stops non-existing becomes real and everyone but Feckanists die in his wrath.

I will PM you the beginning of Feckanity, as it was not passed to me from Feckan himself.

beter mak it me, da ileterate one.

Iliad wrote:

diddle wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!

i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1

You can be the heretic #1 If you want to.
Kinda like village idiot.

it'll do

FiveThreeEight wrote:

Iliad wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

Nah. Don't make a new thread. Post it in this thread and I will quote it in my first post.

And in the chronicles mention the Feckapocalypse when Feckan stops non-existing becomes real and everyone but Feckanists die in his wrath.

I will PM you the beginning of Feckanity, as it was not passed to me from Feckan himself.

Except he does not exist. But he will. And using his time powers he will pass it to you. Damn religious studies will be so much harder if Feckanity was studied!

diddle wrote:

Iliad wrote:

diddle wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!

i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1

You can be the heretic #1 If you want to.
Kinda like village idiot.

it'll do

can i be #2

firth4eva wrote:

diddle wrote:

Iliad wrote:

diddle wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:Ah. Heretic #1 arrives. Begone!

i cannot be banished that easily

i quite like the title of heretic #1

You can be the heretic #1 If you want to.
Kinda like village idiot.

it'll do

can i be #2

You can but I would prefer you to be a Feckanist? Can you be a feckanist? Number 7 is special number in Feckanity and you will be number 7.

Iliad wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:

Iliad wrote:

FiveThreeEight wrote:I can start a new thread if you want. One that will forever chronicle Feckanity, and hopefully won't be filled with nonsense from heretics.

Nah. Don't make a new thread. Post it in this thread and I will quote it in my first post.

And in the chronicles mention the Feckapocalypse when Feckan stops non-existing becomes real and everyone but Feckanists die in his wrath.

I will PM you the beginning of Feckanity, as it was not passed to me from Feckan himself.

Except he does not exist. But he will. And using his time powers he will pass it to you. Damn religious studies will be so much harder if Feckanity was studied!

QFT! I don't even know what the hell I'm talking about!

I am Feckans Wife.

I am Feckans Wife. I am a goddess

I don't think Feckan would touch you with a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot pole covered in hand sanitizer.

Beastly wrote:I am Feckans Wife. I am a goddess

Feckan does not exist. Therefore you cannot be his wife. Even more you are a heretic and speak herecy.

When you will die nothing will happen until Feckan will become existent and then he will kill you

FiveThreeEight wrote:I don't think Feckan would touch you with a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot pole covered in hand sanitizer.

538 I have a small errand for you. Go to the first page and pm every Feckanist explaining that the thread is alive, and their roles. Tell them to check the thread if they're not sure or pm me if they have questions.

I will always be around to be spanking you as your ferker mother.