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In Papua New Guinea, fighting words are saying someone's missus is a "1 kina meri" - a whore that can be purchased for one kina, approx 40 Australian cents. In many of the steam(bootleg spirit that literally sends you blind, got to love ethanol) haus dives in shanty towns in moresby a hooker can be purchased for cheaper than a condom. HIV is rife in PNG, Moresby in particular. There is compulsory HIV and tuberculous testing at public hospitals. When I worked there 18% of people that presented to hospital with other complaints such as broken bones, cuts and the like, tested positive for HIV. I was remarkably chaste during my time in Moresby. Drank myself to a state where there was no hope of me performing, before I reached that level of liquid erectile dysfunction I had a little mantra that made me less frisky "almost 1 in 3 has HIV"

Sorry DSOIV and Dookiesnore, have probably ruined your sex tourism plans.

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BoganGod wrote:
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BoganGod wrote:In Papua New Guinea, fighting words are saying someone's missus is a "1 kina meri" - a whore that can be purchased for one kina, approx 40 Australian cents. In many of the steam(bootleg spirit that literally sends you blind, got to love ethanol) haus dives in shanty towns in moresby a hooker can be purchased for cheaper than a condom. HIV is rife in PNG, Moresby in particular. There is compulsory HIV and tuberculous testing at public hospitals. When I worked there 18% of people that presented to hospital with other complaints such as broken bones, cuts and the like, tested positive for HIV. I was remarkably chaste during my time in Moresby. Drank myself to a state where there was no hope of me performing, before I reached that level of liquid erectile dysfunction I had a little mantra that made me less frisky "almost 1 in 3 has HIV"

Sorry DSOIV and Dookiesnore, have probably ruined your sex tourism plans.

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Remarkably chaste? What sort of remarks did you get from the boys and girls of Moresby?

jmyork82 wrote:

BoganGod wrote:
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STOP!

The papoos are ugly fucks. I m sure if they were all sweedish girls with aids for 40c bogan would be dead by now

I nominate betiko's last post in this thread for a move to the trash can.

mrswdk wrote:I nominate betiko's last post in this thread for a move to the trash can.

2nded

MOVE THAT POST

betiko wrote:The papoos are ugly fucks. I m sure if they were all sweedish girls with aids for 40c bogan would be dead by now

Many of the local woman could play prop for New Zealand. Think the American football equivalent is linebacker? The really, really, really big broad shouldered 250pound plus all muscle no neck players. My younger self was an equal opportunity fucker, if it had a hole and a heartbeart I would consider going there. Hence needing to drink myself to a state where there was zero chance of any type of erection.
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