Conquer Club

Dancing Mustard wrote:

jiminski wrote:I would not personally circumcise my child without a medical reason but it does, in all seriousness, prolong sex and makes it generally more pleasurable for the female.. ladies can take a little longer.

Do you have a source for that? My GP is starting to get pretty pissed about how long I've had him on hold for.

I've been trying for ages to think up the whole 'why are you having sex with your GP?' pun, but so far I got nothing of substance...

I got circumcised. It was too expensive and he didn't even do the job properly. A rip-off if ever I saw one.

firth4eva wrote:A rip-off if ever I saw one.

Sounds kinda painful...

Was he an acredited physician, or just some guy you met in a pub?

Dancing Mustard wrote:

firth4eva wrote:A rip-off if ever I saw one.

Sounds kinda painful...

Was he an acredited physician, or just some guy you met in a pub?

DM, I may be mistaken but I think I hear the sound of you missing the joke...

HungrySomali wrote:So youre saying that elephant trunks are perpetually moist with pee or sweat or whatever other ghastly bodily fluid might be hangin around down there? Thats gotta smell pretty cheesy, I dont care how often you "clean" it. Foul.

I know, ghastly bodily fluids! O, and you better not say the same thing about your next girlfriends vagina... She probably wouldn't like it all that much...

Guiscard wrote:DM, I may be mistaken but I think I hear the sound of you missing the joke...

Heh heh, not quite. I was just reaffirming it.

Might I take this moment to express how happy I am that this thread is descending into a collection of fantastic one-liners btw.

When I think of bodily fluids and bellend at the same time, the first thing that comes in to my head is certainly not 'pee and sweat'.

Do you know how to use it or do you need lessons?

wicked wrote:I actually started a thread about this long ago. Was quite comical talking about it in chat.

HAHA i remember that

The only reason circumcised people can go for longer is because they enjoy for longer because not as many of their receptors in the area are working.

I was watching this documentary about Tribes, In the jungle, and they cut their boys around 10. And then they separate them from the females until they are healed about 3 weeks. They are not religious. And the Medicine man uses some knife made out of Jungle material. It's a passage way to manhood.

So it's not all about Jewish custom.

What the hell is jungle material?

unriggable wrote:What the hell is jungle material?

Good question Unrig... i think it's hordcore dance music, with 10 or more beats a second.

With a bit of foreskin thrown in.

Beastly wrote:So it's not all about Jewish custom.

It isn't indeed. It's more of a tribal custom that was needed for people who spend weeks without acces to a bath or shower. When you can't clean on a regular basis, it's smarter to circumcise.

Ofcourse, then some people made a religious tradition out of it.

An article made for this thread...
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=19705

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Guiscard wrote:DM, I may be mistaken but I think I hear the sound of you missing the joke...

Heh heh, not quite. I was just reaffirming it.

Might I take this moment to express how happy I am that this thread is descending into a collection of fantastic one-liners btw.

What did you expect from a thread that was about people having parts chopped off their penis.

firth4eva wrote:What did you expect from a thread that was about people having parts chopped off their penis.

Pics?

Dancing Mustard wrote:

firth4eva wrote:What did you expect from a thread that was about people having parts chopped off their penis.

Pics?

DM