Conquer Club

Juan_Bottom wrote:I think Dancing Mustard is gonna be pissed......

Why on Earth do you think that?

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:I think Dancing Mustard is gonna be pissed......

Why on Earth do you think that?

Because through careful logic, experimentation, and research, I have deduced you are nothing more then an AI program installed onto CC to create a bit of havoc here and there as well as provide some entertainment.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Because through careful logic, experimentation, and research, I have deduced you are nothing more then an AI program installed onto CC to create a bit of havoc here and there as well as provide some entertainment.

Negative.

Last night I had intercourse with your mother. Vote Ron Paul. Pika-Pika. GFY. Moar Mudkipz. www.probably-a-rick-roll-link.com

I'm looking for Sarah Conner, I was told she's here.

I see one rather massive flaw in your demands, Pedronicus: Only the government has the capability, and probably not even that, to take photos of what remans of the lander. Since you don't accept that the government 's word in the first place, there's virtually zero chance you're going to accept any hypothetical Hubble images as real.

Neutrino wrote:I see one rather massive flaw in your demands, Pedronicus: Only the government has the capability, and probably not even that, to take photos of what remans of the lander. Since you don't accept that the government 's word in the first place, there's virtually zero chance you're going to accept any hypothetical Hubble images as real.

And there, you hit the nail on the head.

No evidence exists. and the "proof" is that the only evidence folks claim exists is from the highly biased government....

So, any attempts by the rest of us to "prove" that this event occured ...are just dismissed. Like ideas countering all kinds of "new" "fundamental flaws" in "logic" "never before seen".

Juan_Bottom wrote:I can't watch, these(dail-up) but i think that they are what I am talking about. Also, as I am reading the transcripts of Mr. Aldrin's interviews, It seems that Cooper and Mitchell both say that they have seen a UFO in space, not necessarily Buzz's UFO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlkV1ybBnHI

He says that they saw an unidentified flying object, nothing about aliens or whatever.

One evidence of the moon landing: 382 kilograms of moon rocks.

These rock have been studied by scientists around the world for over 30 years. If they were fake, it definitely would've been discovered and publicized by now.

I'm sorry, but the fact is, if you deny the moon landing, you're off your rocker.

jonesthecurl wrote:or that aliens built the pyramids

How do you feel about crop circles?

America didn't land on the moon, it landed on Uranus.

Snorri1234 wrote:America didn't land on the moon, it landed on Uranus.

Oh what? The same place that this thread came from?

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:America didn't land on the moon, it landed on Uranus.

Oh what? The same place that this thread came from?

Word. This thread is a waste of time.

http://news.aol.com/article/astronaut-c ... 1200329578

Suck it turkies!!!!

More and more astronauts claiming UFO's are real!!!!!!!!!!

Now I'm starting to wonder....

... why the aliens can't find something a little more interesting to do.
60 years, minimum. That's a long time for an arbitrarilary advanced (yet curiously humanoid...) race to stick around, probing rednecks. Humanity managed to decode its own genome in that time; I'm sure these aliens with their kinda-plausible ships can do a hell of a lot better. Since more-or-less everything about humanity should have been known after a good 20 minutes, what point, exactly, did the other 60 odd years serve?

Since the aliens decided to stick around (presumably because they liked probing rednecks) why did they have to do it so damn badly? You'd think a presumably million year old civilization would be able to build ships that can last a pathetic 60 years without spontaneously combusting, but no, this is a Star Trek-esque universe and the control panels are packed with C4.

It has always amazed me that anyone can believe in such blatantly nonsensical beings doing blatantly nonsensical things for a blatantly nonsensical amount of time.

Ok... let's aproach this with some half-assed logic.....

We can all agree that these rednecks are definitly lieing or retarded, correct? Does that mean that the whole story is blatently false? No!

I for one know that there is something going on with the Rosewell story. Only I've always though that it was a top-secret plane...
But there was definitly something there in that feild.

As an alien specieis, with human-esq logic, you would not interfere with our planet either, correct? But you would observe?

Now I'm not saying aliens are real... just presenting a case.

Juan_Bottom wrote:As an alien specieis, with human-esq logic, you would not interfere with our planet either, correct? But you would observe?

Don't be silly. I would kick the shit out of their militaries and establish myself as supreme ruler of the planet.

Snorri1234 wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:As an alien specieis, with human-esq logic, you would not interfere with our planet either, correct? But you would observe?

Don't be silly. I would kick the shit out of their militaries and establish myself as supreme ruler of the planet.

Of course you would... But why would a thinking man???

Would you like to travel back to the cave-man days.... just to be worshipped?

Plus bad food... and all sorts of diseases.....
I think that if an alien species did discover our planet they would first observe. There would be 0 reason for conflict. Unless they were like the preditor.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:As an alien specieis, with human-esq logic, you would not interfere with our planet either, correct? But you would observe?

Don't be silly. I would kick the shit out of their militaries and establish myself as supreme ruler of the planet.

There would be 0 reason for conflict. Unless they were like the preditor.

And unless they had killed off an entire race and enjoyed it.

I need a nap... tho not as bad as KID_A or MEDEFE....

Alls I'm sayin' is all NASA astronauts know that aliens are real....

Juan_Bottom wrote:Would you like to travel back to the cave-man days.... just to be worshipped?

If I able to keep my own technology and be able to bring a a few friends, then yes.

There would be 0 reason for conflict. Unless they were like the preditor.

Or humans.

There's no way would go in all guns blazing.

Though we'd prolly get them hooked on dope or something. And trade beads for their planet....

Well, I just say this same story on MSNBC, I'm afraid you must all admit that aliens are real. It's the only conclusion.

How many astronauts does it take?

Juan_Bottom wrote:http://news.aol.com/article/astronaut-claims-alien-cover-up/101479?icid=200100397x1206556135x1200329578

Suck it turkies!!!!

More and more astronauts claiming UFO's are real!!!!!!!!!!

Now I'm starting to wonder....

I know you can't watch vids, but for those that can...here is the interview in question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtDB0s4OKg

and here is the NASA reply:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSOSLC-U5cU

I saw the interview on MSNBC... and he was very careful not to say too much... but it was still as cool as hell. Is that four astronauts who have stepped forward now?
Two of whom have set foot on the moon. And Mitchell is a Dr? sweet...

jonesthecurl wrote:or that aliens built the pyramids

The ancient Egyptians, like Americans today, recognized that it would be cheaper to build things with an alien work force

protectedbygold wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:or that aliens built the pyramids

The ancient Egyptians, like Americans today, recognized that it would be cheaper to build things with an alien work force