Conquer Club

Your "toilet" backs up and you both die from noxious gasses. I throw your lifeless bodies off the hill

MY HILL

Darth Vader comes over and strangles you with the force.

Darth Vader's hill.

I get Luke Skywalker to confront Vader.
Luke wins.
Luke gives me my hill back

MY HILL

I get michael phelps to tear you in in half, my hill

I remove all traces of water from said hill, thereby rendering michael phelps useless... my hill!

Your dehydrated hill crumbles like a pile of sand. I put your hill into buckets and use it to make sandcastles around the bottom of my hill.

A volcano erupts and kills you. Meanwhile, an earthquake happens and moves the hill right up in front of me. I claim the hill as mine and get my friend in the military to smuggle me defense weapons to guard my hill. Then I travel to a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away and get thousands of clone troopers to help me guard my hill.

MY HILL

or else

i dig a hole under youre hill then take it to the top where i end up right behind you pome you and that makes you roll down the hill yelling an undescernible thing that i tell the troopers was that i was youre new leader and i reprogam the defnse system to cover the under ground as well

my hill

I wait until you die of old age.

The troopers are glad to see me again and accept me.

My Hill (again)

Some of you may remember my Fort from 11 months ago, in that time I have been mining to hell and asked the devil for the army of darkness, I send the army and take it over, then the devil makes the hill explode and turns it into a portal so now the hill got sucked into it and is under my command.

I send in suicide bombers to kill you.
My Hill!

I use a sticky grenade, then you run screaming like a little girl with the grenade attached, thus abandoning the hill.


My hill now and forever more.

The continuous fighting on top of the hill has made it extremely unstable and it collapses into a useless pile of rubble.

Your useless pile of rubble.

None of that could of happended, suicide bombers crashed into the ground above the hill...

Still my hill.

Plants sticky nuke on Vikes back and then runs away as fast as I can.

Your nuclear blast zone.

As i said, the hill is still in the safety of the depths of hell. So it's your nuclear blast zone.

I tricked you down the hill with a fake lottery ticket.

MY HILL!

I shoot you with a AK-47
MY HILL!

The pen is mightier than the sword, so I right "my hill" on a piece of paper, give it to you and you leave.
MY HILL

I stab you with your own pen
MY HILL!

I hit you in the head with my mace.
My Hill!

I neglected to take a shower for three weeks and stink so bad that you leave.
MY HILL

I win with my unorginiality.


My hill!

I will come back when I recover from my 5 rank fall. then it will be my hill.

but for now it is mine