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Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:32 pm**

One night i was surfing CC (1)

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:46 pm**

but i had to get up to go pee. (2)

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:53 pm**

i dropped down my pants (3)

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:06 pm**

And gave it glance (4)

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:10 pm**

and said "damn im as big as free willy!" (5)

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:49 pm**

as i sat down to watch the tv (1)

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:58 pm**

A porn show, I hoped I Would see (2)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:02 am**

Two dudes were embracing (3)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:27 am**

My pulse started racing

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:59 am**

Then I realized I just had to pee (5)

Went for a jog one day (1)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:34 pm**

Ended up gone the wrong way, (2)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:56 pm**

Looked about for a map (3)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:04 pm**

Then lay down for a nap, (4)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:28 pm**

Cuz I ran out of good things to say (5)

Picked up a whore in my car last night (1)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:36 pm**

We went home, then turned off the light (2)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:46 pm**

Which room, take your pick? (3)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:53 pm**

Knock down the door with kcik, (4)

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:55 pm**

Exile, I was hoping you were gonna say something about 'her' pulling out her dick... *grin*

Anyway, I'll leave it up to someone else to finish this and start a new one...

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:56 pm**

Yeah - actually I was considering something about a lick but then I noted the lack of a NSFW warning and thought better not ;-)

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:54 pm**

Picked up a whore in my car last night (1)
We went home, then turned off the light (2)
Which room, take your pick? (3)
Knock down the door with kick, (4)

And that's why her pimp wants a fight [5]

When the dice just won't go your way, [1]

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:24 pm**

you flip out and scream, "This is gay!!" (2)

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:26 pm**

You cry out in despair (3)

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:28 pm**

& tear out your hair [4]

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:38 pm**

and then you forgot to wear...

Posted: **Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:56 pm**

wcaclimbing wrote:and then you forgot to wear...

a condom can be itchy

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