Conquer Club

reverend_kyle wrote:You can have a penis and the kick won't bring you down. It's the testicles that do that.

He's right.

Stopper wrote:

chessplaya wrote:ummm... uhm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


they chopped me off ...and i was so little

I'm getting confused now. When first I saw this topic, I assumed it would be about vasectomies, as that's what to get the "snip" means in the UK.

And when you say "they chopped me off", chessplaya, I assume you don't mean what happened to poor baby Bruce Reimer in this sad story...

(Incidentally, to anyone who is interested in weird and off-beat stories, I'd recommend reading that story in that link.)

ouch, poor poor kid

this thread could of even been about castration, anyone out there castrated?

Are there any eunuchs in the house?

Dancing Mustard wrote:Are there any eunuchs in the house?

what a hard life that must be

i once heard about this man who could sorta suck his testicles into his pelvis before somebody was about to kick him 'there', like breathing in i suppose, but with your bollocks

For absolutely no reason, here's a link to some classical recordings. If you scroll down to Alessandro Moreschi, you can hear him singing an aria, circa 1904. He didn't have any balls. But he sounds like he's just been kicked in them.

Stopper wrote:When first I saw this topic, I assumed it would be about vasectomies, as that's what to get the "snip" means in the UK.

Here too.

EDIT

All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

its like a hoodie for your penis!
its your wang's own personal rain coat!

it also gives your man parts a happier disposition

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

and thats aaaaaall that matters

Hmm, what Hecter said.

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

It's good that you're satisfied with so little.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

diddle wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

and thats aaaaaall that matters

Isn't it about whether it suits her just fine?

Dancing Mustard wrote:

diddle wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

and thats aaaaaall that matters

Isn't it about whether it suits her just fine?

she should want to love you for what you have, not what you could have

Syzygy wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

It's good that you're satisfied with so little.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it

hecter wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

It's good that you're satisfied with so little.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it

actually it's both...

DiM wrote:

Molacole wrote:OK this is what I know and why I'm glad I'm snipped!

The way I see it is if I try to get some head when I get out of work or just got done doing something it's pretty easy. If I try to get my balls licked during this then it's next to impossible!

That flap HAS to cause your dick to sweat and stink up a fucking storm mixed with ball sweat! Damm that shit must bang!!!

first of all if a woman licks your sweaty balls there are 3 reasons:
1. she loves you so much she doesn't care.
2. you paid her
3. she's stupid

second i would never have sex without a shower first. i think it's common sense and decency.

If you only have sex when you've gotten out of the shower then you're obviously missing the beauty of morning sex and have never been sexually active or maybe just not in a relationship. I have never been with a single woman who asked me to go wash before sex when we both just woke up.

DiM wrote:

alex_white101 wrote:

DiM wrote:
i don't have a circumcision but i can go through 3-5 ejaculations without getting a flacid dick even for a second. it all has to do with concentration will power, kegel and years of experience.

completely unnecessary and not something i wanted to hear about........ maybe next time remeber u r posting this to random strangers who really dont want to know this kind of stuff

it's not unnecessary as the quote above was used to explain to molacole that circumcision has nothing to do with sexual performance.

as for the fact that you did not want to hear about it, i'm afraid there's nothing i can do. my advice is to avoid topics that might contain stuff that disturbs you.

and i'm curious. you were disturbed by my words and yet when molacole said he likes to give head with sweaty balls you said nothing. between my post and molacole's i think his is grosser.

wtf I don't give head! Enough with your fantasies already!



I'd comment on the rest of your post, but I don't want to hurt anybodies feelings...

hecter wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

It's good that you're satisfied with so little.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it

Heh, "It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic that's in it" was my favourite aphorism on the topic

My take is: If it gets to the point that she knows im cut or uncut the deal is sealed anyway. I do believe dudes with foreskin get less oral. Friggin elephant trunks, lol.

wicked given the chance id snip you tits off, why would you make a poll about this?

hecter wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

It's good that you're satisfied with so little.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it

Well you cant kill a rhino with a peashooter.

Dmunster wrote:Friggin elephant trunks, lol.

LMAO, I'll have to remember that one.

mpmrunner wrote:

hecter wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

It's good that you're satisfied with so little.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it

Well you cant kill a rhino with a peashooter.

the bigger they are the harder they fall


i don't get why that makes sense but it sounded clever

Dmunster wrote: I do believe dudes with foreskin get less oral.

WHY do people just make up shit?! ARGH. Pisses me off. It all depends on the girl and whether they have been with an uncut guy before. I had one girl kinda get freaked out but only because I found out she bought into all the 'cleanliness' lies and thought my dick was full of infection. But other girls giggle and were excited to see what an uncut guy looked like for the first time. I had a friend who said she liked giving head to uncut guys alot more than cut guys; its all subjective.

diddle wrote:

mpmrunner wrote:

hecter wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

It's good that you're satisfied with so little.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it

Well you cant kill a rhino with a peashooter.

the bigger they are the harder they fall


i don't get why that makes sense but it sounded clever

Believe me, it doesn't

RobinJ wrote:

diddle wrote:

mpmrunner wrote:

hecter wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

hecter wrote:All I know is that what I have suits me just fine.

It's good that you're satisfied with so little.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

It's not the size of the weapon that matters, it's how you use it

Well you cant kill a rhino with a peashooter.

the bigger they are the harder they fall


i don't get why that makes sense but it sounded clever

Believe me, it doesn't

yeah, yeah, .......i knew that