Conquer Club

Brunswick defended against Westpahlia: [game]5109625[/game]

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ralphcptc wrote:

Death_on_a_horse wrote:How will the neutral territory defend itself?

Sorry, I don't get it.

i will defend it. neutrals will not attack. You can go around neutrals if you wish as well.

Thank you. All makes sense now!

striker defeats tauno

The sausage smelling dogs of Bavaria dared to attack and endanger the Mighty Bohemia's sovereignty. The battle hath been fought, and the dogs of Bavaria have been repulsed!

Bavaria->Bohemia (Feudal): [game]5109603[/game] ---> ubcman64 wins
Bavaria->Bohemia (Siege): [game]5138443[/game] ---> ubersky wins
Bavaria->Bohemia (Sally Forth): [game]5145185[/game] ---> ubersky wins!!!!!

Return to your beer and pretzels and think not of Bohemia again!

ubersky wrote:The sausage smelling dogs of Bavaria dared to attack and endanger the Mighty Bohemia's sovereignty. The battle hath been fought, and the dogs of Bavaria have been repulsed!

Bavaria->Bohemia (Feudal): [game]5109603[/game] ---> ubcman64 wins
Bavaria->Bohemia (Siege): [game]5138443[/game] ---> ubersky wins
Bavaria->Bohemia (Sally Forth): [game]5145185[/game] ---> ubersky wins!!!!!

Return to your beer and pretzels and think not of Bohemia again!

The erratic way in which you waged the last battle threw us off guard. We could only assume you to be a band of drunkards, mentally unstable, or both. Proving that your country would be too difficult to manage and therefore not worth the time and effort it would take to reverse the effects of years of this kind of behavior.

ubcman64 wrote:The erratic way in which you waged the last battle threw us off guard. We could only assume you to be a band of drunkards, mentally unstable, or both. Proving that your country would be too difficult to manage and therefore not worth the time and effort it would take to reverse the effects of years of this kind of behavior.

You fell prey to our Legendary "Drunken Master" style of warfare. We are often too inebriated and relaxed to wage conventional warfare, so instead we use it to our advantage.

Let this be a warning to all that would design to invade the Mighty Bohemia!

Now.. We have at least a week of drunken debauchery and sleeping to get to. It's hard work doing nothing.

Another fief owes allegiance to my Lord beanyuk.

map updated.

Brunswick defended against Westphalia only because Lord Rockets was out wench shopping and left Lady Rockets at the helm. As luck would have it, Costco has a 12 pack of wenches on sale, and it should be some time before that circumstance shall repeat itself.

Westphalia also requests that the map be revised to show it's current Lord instead of that satanic slug-a-bed Ex-Lord who's name we will have the good taste not to mention.

Lord JRock

Johnny Rockets wrote:Brunswick defended against Westphalia only because Lord Rockets was out wench shopping and left Lady Rockets at the helm. As luck would have it, Costco has a 12 pack of wenches on sale, and it should be some time before that circumstance shall repeat itself.

Westphalia also requests that the map be revised to show it's current Lord instead of that satanic slug-a-bed Ex-Lord who's name we will have the good taste not to mention.

Lord JRock

done my lord

This thing still going on? Haven't heard anything in a while.

My apologies for the delay, but one battle still is being waged

sweet ralph just let us know when we can dance again \

The king of Styria is dead. [game]5517504[/game]

Good series to tdog, who played with great skill.

Just to let everyone know I will be away for 11 days from tonight so if round 3 commences please can I have a period of grace until my return and then I will kick more arse!

Bohemia is going to try to attack Moravia. We seem to suck at this attacking thing, but seem to still be around.

Eastern france attacks northern france!

Spanish netherlands attacks larraine

Nassau attacks Spanish netherlands.

During the break, my Royal stables were broken into numerous times and my favorite mounts viciously sodomized. We suspect Lord Lindax and his ilk behind the whole sorid affair, so we intend on removing his line and his seed from this earth. However before we were to scoot off to do this, we required some dancing girls from Kalenberg. We ordered a gross, and were shipped midwives. The customer service department told us to get stuffed when we inquired about a refund so we shall visit the cheeky sods in person. We'll let Lindax recover from his equinine herpes this round and march our troops from Westphalia to Kalenberg.


Lord Rockets

brandengurg is all me from pomerania

Johnny Rockets wrote:During the break, my Royal stables were broken into numerous times and my favorite mounts viciously sodomized. We suspect Lord Lindax and his ilk behind the whole sorid affair, so we intend on removing his line and his seed from this earth. However before we were to scoot off to do this, we required some dancing girls from Kalenberg. We ordered a gross, and were shipped midwives. The customer service department told us to get stuffed when we inquired about a refund so we shall visit the cheeky sods in person. We'll let Lindax recover from his equinine herpes this round and march our troops from Westphalia to Kalenberg.


Lord Rockets

My Lord must investigate this vicious dishonor meeted out on his royal mounts.

All round three attacks have been registered.

I will send m'lords their game numbers posthaste.

Westphalia has sucsessfully invaded Kalenberg, and is encamped outside it's customer service department. We expect a quick resolution or a full refund in good time.

Lord Rocket.

Moravia has not yet joined the battlefield! Do they fear the frivolity and drunkedness of our fearsome war wenches? Forsooth!

Lindax won [game]5664846[/game]

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