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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:36 pm
by jonesthecurl
Granted, but you have to give here a fur coat! (wolf fur)
I wish wolfie hadn't been skinned.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 1:48 am
by strike wolf
Granted but you had to take my place.
I wish that Jones had wolverine's abilities so that he'll regenerate.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 3:34 pm
by apey
Granted but now we have like three joneseys (not that that is bad er nuthin)
I wish that I had never been sent to Antarctica
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:12 am
by xelabale
You were sent as an ant to Artctic. A?
I wish I knew whether to use was or were in first person second conditionals
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:11 am
by viking97
Granted, but u already know too much and that extra bit of knowledge just wouldn't fit into your miniture brain.
I wish someone would corrupt this wish and they wouldn't give me $1,000,000,000 that is counterfiet.(thx to the lord for reverse phycologgy)
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:08 am
by trinicardinal
Granted except that they mad a mistake and you got monopoly money instead.
I wish I had a private jet
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:19 am
by Martin Ronne
Granted, you now have a jet that looks like a penis.
I wish I could go to Antarctica and live with apey.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:22 am
by jonesthecurl
granted but you have to be a penguin.
I wish apey were rescued from the antarctic, leaving behind all the penguins.
(actually I should get three wishes now there's three of me...)
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 10:32 am
by Martin Ronne
Granted. But seeing as I'm her king and all, that makes me an Emperpor Penguin. She cant bear to leave me. (damn that didn't screw you at all)
I wish I had an iPod.
NO THREE WISHES FOR YOU!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lfZg-apSA
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:14 am
by trinicardinal
granted but the circuit board cracked and it doesn't work.
i wish my jet didn't look like a penis
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:37 am
by strike wolf
Granted you crashed it into a mountain and now it just looks like mangled wreckage.
I wish that I knew how to fly.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:33 pm
by jonesthecurl
granted but now your penis looks like a jet. (not a jumbo jet)
I wish I had a normal jet and a normal penis, both in the right place.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:19 pm
by darth emperor
Granted but neither of them work
I wish that the Foundation doesnt corrupt my wish
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:15 am
by trinicardinal
Granted... I corrupted it instead
I wish I lived in Australia
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:20 am
by karelpietertje
trinicardinal wrote:Granted... I corrupted it instead
I wish I lived in Australia
Granted, but now you live in Australia... that sucks for you man :/
I wish my toe- and fingernails wouldn't grow anymore so I would never have to cut them off again!
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:33 am
by strike wolf
Granted they stop growing at 5" and you can't cut them.
I wish Wanted had a better plot and wasn't just about the action scenes.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:39 am
by trinicardinal
Granted but the movie is so poorly made that you walk out after 5 minutes of viewing
I wish I owned a Mansion
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:40 am
by Martin Ronne
Granted, enjoy the chick flick.
I wish there were more movies as good as Amelie.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:40 am
by Martin Ronne
fast posted
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:44 am
by strike wolf
trinicardinal wrote:Granted but the movie is so poorly made that you walk out after 5 minutes of viewing
I wish I owned a Mansion
Sounds similar to what I would have already done if I didn't have people convincing me to stay.
Granted but it's haunted and you have to leave.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 10:45 am
by strike wolf
Martin Ronne wrote:Granted, enjoy the chick flick.
I wish there were more movies as good as Amelie.
Granted but their only as good as the middle school play based on Amelie
I wish for a burrito.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:52 pm
by jonesthecurl
Granted but it's a cockroach burrito.
I wish cockroaches were tastier.
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:07 pm
by xelabale
Granted but the legs get caught in your teeth
I wish I could corrupt my own wish
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 10:12 pm
by LED ZEPPELINER
wish granted, but you then if you do you get banned
i wish for 1 more smiley
Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:38 pm
by trinicardinal
Granted but no one ever uses it
I wish for more freebie benefits