Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 12:57 pm**

not ALL kinds though...

TPBM is a female

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 1:14 pm**

Nope--all man,baby

TPBM doesn't own a car

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 1:22 pm**

I own a car. A rather bright, garish shade of red too.

TPBM hates "kekekeke".

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 3:39 pm**

That is true--give me a loud guffaw anytime

TPBM can't hit a 3 iron

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 3:51 pm**

what?

TPBM is going to use an emoticon

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 3:53 pm**

Never. I rarely use the silly things.

TPBM went on a very fine rant today.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 4:02 pm**

another word i don't know "rant???"

TPBM doesn't know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolvano-coniosis (the longest english word in history) is. It means....

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:10 pm**

I cheated

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - an obscure term ostensibly referring to a lung disease caused by silica dust, sometimes cited as one of the longest words in the English language.

TPBM has realized that psychiatric care can and will do nothing to aid them

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:12 pm**

True, but I suppose it is because I am okay.

TPBM regularly posts on Flame Wars.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:15 pm**

actually not regularly.

TPBM regularly posts in the map foundry

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:17 pm**

i think once...but thats it.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:26 pm**

i'm learning the ropes of the foundry.

TPBM thinks that scientology is a joke and a cult that should be smothered.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:33 pm**

Well...I don't know about it so...

RARRR! IGNORANCE ATTACK!!! KILL THE CULT!!!! :lol:

Seriously, though, I really don't know.

TPBM is playing while on vacation.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:35 pm**

not at the moment, but i have

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TPBM knows all the words to every System Of A Down song released.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:35 pm**

playing would be vacation...lol

TPBM will forget to add TPBM (like me sometimes)

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:37 pm**

ooo spash was fast posted:P

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:40 pm**

paranoid-android wrote:ooo spash was fast posted:P

but was right by saying the TPBH would forget TPBM.

TPBM doesn't know the rules of cricket.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:44 pm**

What's Cricket...? :lol:

Seriously, though. I don't know.

TPBM will put a funny joke in their post.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:50 pm**

So one day, there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin "man, it's so hot in here", and the other said "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

TPBM thought that was funny.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 5:53 pm**

Ahahahahahahah LOL!

Didn't you post that joke before? :shock:

TPBM will say yes.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 6:26 pm**

I think he did in a thread along the lines of: "worst joke you've ever heard of"

TBPM often gets an urge to put an ax through the nearest door.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 6:39 pm**

no, but through the nearest skull, sometimes

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TPBM has my stapler.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 6:41 pm**

No, I have his stapler :arrow:

TPBM is the person I pointed to.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 6:43 pm**

Give it back!!!!!!! :lol:

TPBM has my left shoe.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 6:44 pm**

*gives back stapler and left shoe*

TPBM is the hobo that stole my shoes! :evil:

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