Conquer Club

Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

I am not fat I am a lean awesome machine

The CORRECT term is:
"Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine"
Is there anything George Foreman can't do?

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That is the DAM truth

unriggable wrote:

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

I thought she said "Get the f*ck out of my bedroom!"...

Vincent M wrote:

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That is the DAM truth

The dam truth is right!

unriggable wrote:

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

Michael Scott impersonater...

Minister Masket wrote:

unriggable wrote:

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

I thought she said "Get the f*ck out of my bedroom!"...

Nice.

Minister Masket wrote:

unriggable wrote:

willis wrote:Don't mess with the bull, because you'll get the horns

That's what she said.

I thought she said "Get the f*ck out of my bedroom!"...

BUG!

poop

8 June 2007


Free Press: Paris Hilton is out of jail only days after imprisonment for violating the probation she received for impaired driving, using a get out of jail free card she purchased from a heavily-indebted inmate.

"It says something about American society that our laws are flexible enough to benefit everyone involved," declared Hilton's lawyer, after the deal in which the card-seller received enough cash to unmortgage a large amount of property. "One inmate is out of debt, another is free. The free enterprise system is truly a wondrous and democratic institution."

Hilton was arrested when the car she was driving swerved around a top-hat and nearly missed an old shoe as she sped down Atlantic Avenue and past Marvin Gardens. "It creates a double standard," complained one legal critic, "Park Place-types can simply buy their way around the law from Baltic Avenue-types. The penalties against the rich will be completely ineffective."

Hilton disagreed, insisting that she had been successfully rehabilitated. "I am a changed person. I now understand that by helping others, I ultimately help myself," she said. "Why, that poor woman I bought the card from did not have even $200 to her name; she went straight to prison without even being permitted to collect her paycheque. It puts me at ease to know that whenever I drive impaired, I will be able to make the world a better place. And if I get suspended for driving impaired, I can drive anyway and help others if I'm caught. That's so, like, hot."

When asked whether someone so wealthy should benefit from the limited resources of the Community Chest, Hilton insisted: "People think I'm wealthy, but honestly, my own chest is insubstantial enough that I really do need to benefit from the community's. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish my house arrest in one of Daddy's hotels on the Boardwalk."

willis wrote:poop

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poop

anyone see Martha Stewart on Conan last night?

Spamalot's new tap dance troupe:

And now over to our weather presenter...Paris Hilton.

PH: It's Hot.

If anyone wants to see where my avvy is from watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yly2UDQp ... ed&search=

static_ice wrote:anyone see Martha Stewart on Conan last night?

No was it Good ?

Ok.
Thumbs up who thinks Spamalot has improved with my arrival.
Thumbs down who thinks Spamalot has got worse...

Vincent M wrote:

static_ice wrote:anyone see Martha Stewart on Conan last night?

No was it Good ?

well, it was on impersonation of her...(you know conan talks to her picture on the tv and her mouth is just some impersonator) she was talking about how paris got out early and had ghetto dialect

oh and minister thumbs down

EDIT: one more think I really gotta go so I'll see yal later bye

static_ice wrote:

Vincent M wrote:

static_ice wrote:anyone see Martha Stewart on Conan last night?

No was it Good ?

well, it was on impersonation of her...(you know conan talks to her picture on the tv and her mouth is just some impersonator) she was talking about how paris got out early and had ghetto dialect

oh and minister thumbs down

EDIT: one more think I really gotta go so I'll see yal later bye

see ya man

Wel that's one thumbs down and a random pic for the talley...

I'm on a roll!

Minister Masket wrote:Wel that's one thumbs down and a random pic for the talley...

I'm on a roll!

not a big huge change really

poop

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