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Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:30 pm**

XenHu wrote:His features resembled a duck's(2)...

-X

His nose was a beak (3)

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:31 pm**

And his feet were oblique (4)

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:19 pm**

No wonder he seemed like a duck (5)

I once new a girl from Peru, (1)

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:41 pm**

Who married a wrestler from Crewe [2]

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:28 pm**

He taught her to box........(3)

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:34 pm**

She washed off his socks(4)

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:43 pm**

and got chicken pox (5)

he had a french accent (1)

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:44 pm**

and then asked "Do these look dirty to you?" [5]

I found myself dazed and confused, [1]

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:15 pm**

My body was battered & bruised [2]

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:30 pm**

i looked left, then right

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:31 pm**

up and down...

and i was the 1 to get 5 first

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:36 pm**

killza666jrr wrote:up and down...

and i was the 1 to get 5 first

But the rhyme on your fifth line was out of sync.

Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks

I found myself dazed and confused, [1]
My body was battered & bruised [2]
i looked left, then right

I'd been in a fight, [4]

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:02 am**

Though I'd won, I knew I was was screwed.(5)

Once with a boy named Sue, (1)

(And Genghis, you should change the topic's title then - limerick has one m in it.)

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:04 am**

who beat her parents black and blue (2)

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:10 am**

because they called her (shes a transvestite) Nancy

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:17 am**

I took quite a fancy, (4)

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:48 am**

And took her back home for a screw. [5]

When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:50 am**

I ending up splitting my spleen(2)

-X

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:51 am**

She made a noise most obscene. (2)

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:22 am**

When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]
I ended up splitting my spleen(2)

I fell to the floor, [3]

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:23 am**

Genghis Khant wrote:When I was arm wrestling the queen [1]
I ended up splitting my spleen(2)

I fell to the floor, [3]

Screamed "Oh, you're a whore!" (4)

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:30 am**

"Here's fifty quid", if you know what I mean. [5]

:wink:

There was a young girl from Calcutta, [1]

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:34 am**

It seemed she had a slight stutta... (2)

Nothing rhymes with calcutta, dammit!

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:53 am**

Anarkistsdream wrote:Nothing rhymes with calcutta, dammit!

stutter, gutter, butter, putter, mutter, nut her, cut her, etc.

When she said her name [3]

Posted: **Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:56 am**

It all sounded the same

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Limericks - add one line