Conquer Club

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gosh I just got own3d by wheelchair on fire. BOHOO!

OK, pity soul, since you have so much to say about me, let me answer it, even though, this isnt place for things like that...

first of all, you are so fucking delusional, its unreal... but let me go over it, step by step.

1st- message on my wall was written by CoF, not me, and by his own free will. so i guess you have problems not only with me, but with CoF too... the same guy you praise just couple of posts ago?! such a shame... although, knowing COF, he will probably try to stay calm and not react on your provocations. same thing with danryan before. im not posting on my own wall ffs!

2nd- how can you write about me betraying you after you run away from Nemesis?! fyi, i got invitation to join BoFM while you were leader of Nemesis, and i have declined... and you talk to me about betrayal?! i tried to stay calm after your accusations that i have betrayed you(oh, how high can we fly...) just because i wrote you have small dick. seriously man, WHO THE f*ck CARES ABOUT SIZE OF YOUR COCK?! and even after i rewrote my post, saying my joke was immature, you got ballistic... probably because i havent wrote you have huge dick... that might please you, but probably wouldnt change ugly truth that only your mirror knows...

3rd- you were wrong about only one thing. calling me buddy.

ps. go f*ck youself and dont send me anymore PMs

EDIT: pps. Draq, trying to be witty? massive fail... you guys should let Bogan speak, at least he is funny and knows what he is saying...

Bogan for the president!

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Boys, girls, take an example from Swedish people - be calm. I disallow swearing in this thread with my might d hand, so only jokes and pokes from now on.

At ease.

Dako wrote:Boys, girls, take an example from Swedish people - be calm. I disallow swearing in this thread with my might d hand, so only jokes and pokes from now on.

At ease.

are you sure? it all started with a joke...
but OK, let me try to impression one swedish guy here... im gonna be witty now, so be prepared!

Dako, you have big shoes! PWN3D, ROFL! //pls dont be harsh if this joke isnt as funny and brain needing as some, but im working on my improving!

EDITL: also, will word SMALL be treated as offensive one from now on?

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how can HA write SMALL posts on my wall, and i can not write on his?! and i dont want to put him among foes, as number of ppl my foe list is so SMALL he might get offended. and we need to start making SMALL favors to each other if we are going to resolve this SMALL inconvenience.

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Oh come on 'children'... i thought you were adults already, but if i read this... i must have been mistaken

Send a beer to eachother by post accompagnied with some porn-magazines (new ones, not used already) nobody likes to taste eachother that way.... i think... at least i don't.
Wait for 2 weeks, then send flowers and start sending make-up mails.

The forums should be used for informations and 'funny' jokes... not to piss on someone you don't like. Why not asking a phonenumber and yell at them? ...won't bother the adults here.

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In the midst of folks sharpening their axes, and bean a bit nasty there was a suggestion. "Bogan for president." Tis very sad that I don't have the option of pursuing that career path. Both New Zealand and Australia haven't cut their apron strings to the uk, are both still constitutional mon arc keys(scuse spellin, in a hurry so screw spell check). So prime ministers who can still be sacked by the queen. No directly elected presidents in our political systems As for the USA, can't be president there, cause just like obama I was born in africa.

My next political lesson will be on "the proportional representation system in a westminster style democracy post 2000AD" taught from the view point of a commited hedonist and product addict.

On a more personal note. <please imagine me saying this sotto voice in the style of the late MJ> "Can't we all just get along?" seriously folks

If you don't like someone, don't get along, think you could even hate them, do as Uncle Bogan does. Marry them so you can give them half your net worth Let the domestic or ex domestic issues play out in a court so lawyers can make some dough. Don't starve the lawyers, keep love turned to hate out of this thread please.

Let the comedian from Serbia from a clan not participating in the challange take over the thread with his hilarious funny and witty jokes that makes everyone piss their pants of laughter. I´m leaving it.

This is a close one!

JoshyBoy wrote:This is a close one!

Not at all that it's closed, it's still open.

I thought I must have stumbled into a BFM vs Nemesis thread by mistake.

I take back what I said about Scandinavian humour. Draq's 'Wheelchair of Fire' was pretty damn funny! Weird coincidence though....I was just watching Red Dragon yesterday (from which that pic is taken).

At the end of the day we're all sharlotte pumpkins.

Iron Maid wrote:

JoshyBoy wrote:This is a close one!

Not at all that it's closed, it's still open.

Shut up Iron Maid, you clearly have no idea what I am saying.

JoshyBoy wrote:

Iron Maid wrote:

JoshyBoy wrote:This is a close one!

Not at all that it's closed, it's still open.

Shut up Iron Maid, you clearly have no idea what I am saying.

calm your shit

And you are....???

HardAttack wrote:READ CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU SHIT AROUND...

This imagery just sent me into a laughing fit that ended in tears. HA is a genius and I love him.

Re: a honest answer please
Sent: Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:08 pm
From: HardAttack
To: Chariot of Fire

Chariot of Fire wrote:
lol, my answers are always honest!

So dear Kahn, the answer to your question is yes, I intend to leave CC and try and get on with other things in life. I'm pretty sure I told you this already in an earlier PM though.

I am taking 6 weeks off from 8th June. I'm hoping that long holiday will break the spell that CC has over me. It should mean I won't be participating in new games, tournies and challenges. However, I have some good friends on this site and so I am sure I will still come to visit and say Hi. I just don't want to get sucked into playing CC for 12 hours a day like I have been for four years. It's a terrible waste of quality time.

So my friend...although we might not fight on the battlefield again I am sure we will always be in touch.

Yours

Simon

(p.s. why is my decision important to you btw?)

thanks for letting me know simon, the desicion of yours important to me, cos i had times here had thoughts of leaving BOFM which i am not very sure, then it would be TOFU

The answer would be a flat "No" and I think you know perfectly well why after your recent post!

Iron Maid wrote:

JoshyBoy wrote:This is a close one!

Not at all that it's closed, it's still open.

I had to read this about four times before I understood it. Now that I do it is pretty damn funny!

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HardAttack wrote:Trying my best here but still can not have a hit record of THOTA - BpB thread of 4906 hits.
Not much contribution or maybe subjects are not that interesting.

What are you talking about? We have approximately 20 more views than they do right now and we did that with only a small amount of disagreements and mainly just a tight matchup.