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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:18 pm
by AndyDufresne
owenshooter wrote:i don't count on dice
my losses are due to my
mistakes aplenty...
you are noble sir,
for admitting your mistakes---
a rock in a stream.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:25 pm
by owenshooter
AndyDufresne wrote:owenshooter wrote:i don't count on dice
my losses are due to my
mistakes aplenty...
you are noble sir,
for admitting your mistakes---
a rock in a stream.
--Andy
a pebble am i
in the CC stream of life
wacicha, save me
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:52 pm
by Timminz
Humbled by the dice
I mean, intensity cubes
Not intense enough
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 7:49 pm
by john9blue
G** f****** d*****
S***** f****** a****** c***
Family friendly site.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:40 pm
by Falkomagno
If I were old
my game would be too
But no way, I don't
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 1:53 pm
by owenshooter
Falkomagno wrote:If I were old
my game would be too
But no way, I don't
if you were older
you would also be wiser
and write haikus right...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 7:29 pm
by Falkomagno
If the first attemp
was not succesfull done
I hope this will do
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:20 pm
by owenshooter
Falkomagno wrote:If the first attemp
was not succesfull done
I hope this will do
due to misspelling
your haiku is still not right
you have failed again...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:42 pm
by squishyg
Owen's a stickler
Make sure you proof your haiku
before he reads it
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:27 am
by kiddicus maximus
owenshooter wrote:due to misspelling
your haiku is still not right
you have failed again...-0
one less syllable
in the last line of your post
will make a haiku
prior to judgement
you should always ensure that
you, yourself, are right.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:08 am
by owenshooter
kiddicus maximus wrote:owenshooter wrote:due to misspelling
your haiku is still not right
you have failed again...-0
one less syllable
in the last line of your post
will make a haiku
prior to judgement
you should always ensure that
you, yourself, are right.
you are a stalker
and my haiku is correct
"0" is just my sig...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:05 am
by john9blue
owenshooter wrote:you are a stalker
and my haiku is correct
"0" is just my sig...-0
I think he meant "failed",
although you, owen, are right,
and KM is wrong.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 8:31 am
by owenshooter
john9blue wrote:owenshooter wrote:you are a stalker
and my haiku is correct
"0" is just my sig...-0
I think he meant "failed",
although you, owen, are right,
and KM is wrong.
also of much note
KM needed two verses
also not haiku...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:23 pm
by Neoteny
What's the deal with this
All bitching about structure
This is about art
We express ourselves thusly
We ignore this fact
And critique haikus harshly
Some people can't count
Others are obsessed with form
The spirit of thread is lost
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:02 pm
by owenshooter
Neoteny wrote:What's the deal with this
All bitching about structure
This is about art
We express ourselves thusly
We ignore this fact
And critique haikus harshly
Some people can't count
Others are obsessed with form
The spirit of thread is lost
really? the thread is
called Conquer Club Haikus, right?
post should be haiku...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:12 pm
by Neoteny
The haiku should be
About Conquerclub, not form
Yet you all still bitch
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:18 pm
by obliterationX
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:24 pm
by owenshooter
Neoteny wrote:The haiku should be
About Conquerclub, not form
Yet you all still bitch
question. explain how
it can be called a Haiku
if the form is wrong?...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 3:31 pm
by Neoteny
I am just saying
If not about Conquerclub
It's not on topic
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:37 am
by xelabale
Neoteny wrote:I am just saying
If not about Conquerclub
It's not on topic
Your first line's rhythm
Hurts to speak aloud. "I am"
Is it one or two?
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:01 pm
by owenshooter
damn, yet once again
i have misdeployed my troops
can CM help me?...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:17 pm
by lancehoch
owenshooter wrote:damn, yet once again
i have misdeployed my troops
can CM help me?...-0
Cheater! Burn the witch!
I thought that using scripts was
like using steriods?
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:29 pm
by owenshooter
lancehoch wrote:owenshooter wrote:damn, yet once again
i have misdeployed my troops
can CM help me?...-0
Cheater! Burn the witch!
I thought that using scripts was
like using steriods?
yes, indeed they are
sir, my post was sarcasm
fools cannot be helped...-0
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:04 pm
by AndyDufresne
My points fall like rain,
A thunderstorm clash, flash, bang---
Where's my umbrella?
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:53 pm
by owenshooter
1,000 games done
taken 100 percent
of my turns. so cool.
