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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:47 am
by Iliad
diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:GreecePwns wrote:High Guard wrote:Lets gather around people, lets gather around..... We shall now not pray to non-existing Feckan..... may the glory of Feckan be spread through the world and may we get a tax exemption.....
Hey! I want a tax exemption!
Join Feckanity
or come down here and appose feckanity
Or that. Seeing that you hate Chelsea and I'm a fan...
i only hate chelsea because they are cheating bastartds
*sneeze* *sneeze* Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:50 am
by diddle
Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:GreecePwns wrote:High Guard wrote:Lets gather around people, lets gather around..... We shall now not pray to non-existing Feckan..... may the glory of Feckan be spread through the world and may we get a tax exemption.....
Hey! I want a tax exemption!
Join Feckanity
or come down here and appose feckanity
Or that. Seeing that you hate Chelsea and I'm a fan...
i only hate chelsea because they are cheating bastartds
*sneeze* *sneeze* Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit
must be hard supporting chelsea then
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:52 am
by Iliad
diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:GreecePwns wrote:High Guard wrote:Lets gather around people, lets gather around..... We shall now not pray to non-existing Feckan..... may the glory of Feckan be spread through the world and may we get a tax exemption.....
Hey! I want a tax exemption!
Join Feckanity
or come down here and appose feckanity
Or that. Seeing that you hate Chelsea and I'm a fan...
i only hate chelsea because they are cheating bastartds
*sneeze* *sneeze* Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit
must be hard supporting chelsea then
Nah reading whining people complaining about Chelsea is much harder
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:55 am
by diddle
Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:GreecePwns wrote:High Guard wrote:Lets gather around people, lets gather around..... We shall now not pray to non-existing Feckan..... may the glory of Feckan be spread through the world and may we get a tax exemption.....
Hey! I want a tax exemption!
Join Feckanity
or come down here and appose feckanity
Or that. Seeing that you hate Chelsea and I'm a fan...
i only hate chelsea because they are cheating bastartds
*sneeze* *sneeze* Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit
must be hard supporting chelsea then
Nah reading whining people complaining about Chelsea is much harder
we've got so much to complain about though
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:57 am
by Iliad
diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:Iliad wrote:GreecePwns wrote:High Guard wrote:Lets gather around people, lets gather around..... We shall now not pray to non-existing Feckan..... may the glory of Feckan be spread through the world and may we get a tax exemption.....
Hey! I want a tax exemption!
Join Feckanity
or come down here and appose feckanity
Or that. Seeing that you hate Chelsea and I'm a fan...
i only hate chelsea because they are cheating bastartds
*sneeze* *sneeze* Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit
must be hard supporting chelsea then
Nah reading whining people complaining about Chelsea is much harder
we've got so much to complain about though
Yeah so much bullshit...
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:11 pm
by diddle
now my todays heresy
hello worshippers of feckan
feckan is gay
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:32 pm
by High Guard
diddle wrote:now my todays heresy
hello worshippers of feckan
feckan is gay
*a lightning bold comes from they sky and strikes Diddle
I guess Feckan found his glasses, too bad he forgot to turn up the voltage
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:48 am
by High Guard
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:03 am
by Iliad
diddle wrote:now my todays heresy
hello worshippers of feckan
feckan is gay
he does not exist so how can he be gay? Your ignorance amues me!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:50 am
by diddle
Iliad wrote:diddle wrote:now my todays heresy
hello worshippers of feckan
feckan is gay
he does not exist so how can he be gay? Your ignorance amues me!
i knew i'd slip up on something like that
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:18 am
by Minister Masket
Iliad wants me to join. Apparently, you lot need a Mad Scientist.
I disagree, I think you can conjure up enough madness already.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:29 am
by Iliad
Minister Masket wrote:Iliad wants me to join. Apparently, you lot need a Mad Scientist.
I disagree, I think you can conjure up enough madness already.
Actually I just want someone to join
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:23 pm
by diddle
Minister Masket wrote:Iliad wants me to join. Apparently, you lot need a Mad Scientist.
I disagree, I think you can conjure up enough madness already.
why don't you join the side of heresy, you can be my minion
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:22 pm
by Iliad
Stupid unriggable never posts.
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:33 am
by High Guard
Hey I propose we throw a party in the name of Feckan!
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:35 am
by unriggable
Iliad wrote:Stupid unriggable never posts.
Just for that I'm not posting again.
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:06 am
by Iliad
unriggable wrote:Iliad wrote:Stupid unriggable never posts.
Just for that I'm not posting again.
Again? When did you start posting? You have posted 3 times in this thread, once for signing up andn ing you to write a speech just bump this ow twice for because you let this thread die!
I'm not asking you to write a speech just bump this once in a while!
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:07 am
by Neutrino
unriggable wrote:Iliad wrote:Stupid unriggable never posts.
Just for that I'm not posting again.
And for that you shall die.
Feckan, smite the un-unbeliever!
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:21 am
by GreecePwns
Neutrino wrote:unriggable wrote:Iliad wrote:Stupid unriggable never posts.
Just for that I'm not posting again.
And for that you shall die.
Feckan, smite the un-unbeliever!
Wait, but don't you guys not believe in him? ugh...im still confused.
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:40 am
by Neutrino
GreecePwns wrote:Neutrino wrote:unriggable wrote:Iliad wrote:Stupid unriggable never posts.
Just for that I'm not posting again.
And for that you shall die.
Feckan, smite the un-unbeliever!
Wait, but don't you guys not believe in him? ugh...im still confused.
We are the HCotNoF; the Holy Church of the Non-existance of Feckan.
(We need a more abreviated name)
Since we believe in Feckan's nonexistance, all others must
not believe this. Although we are unbelievers, we are also believers (in Feckan's nonexistance). Therefore, everyone not in the HCotNoF is an un-unbeliever, since we take both the titles of unbeliever and believer.
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:45 am
by diddle
i think i get it, now for todays heresy.....
Feckan Exists
Re: Feckanity, join us and don't believe in Feckan!
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:03 am
by Bijo
Iliad wrote:Do you believe in Feckanity? I myself am a Feckanist. Feckan, is the god we don't believe in.
Join today and don't believe in Feckan!
This is an explanation:
You are a Feckanist if you don't believe in Feckan. You are a true Feckanist if you don't believe in Feckan, unlike a pseudo-Feckanist who doesn't believe in any god at all, i.e an atheist. However The main difference between a pseudo-Feckanist and a true Feckanist is that the true feckanist doesn't believe in Feckan diligently. However Feckan does not exist now, there will be a time when he will become real and the Feckapocalypse will happen. All non-Feckanists will be killed by him.
If you are a Feckanist you shouldn't say these prayers every day
Neutrino wrote:Prayer 1:
Do not all hail almighty Feckan.
Feckan is not lord of all there was, is and will be. We do not offer our prayers up to great Feckan in the non-existent hope that he will answer them. Feckan smite the enemies of the unfaithful and provide plenty to all who worship him
In Feckan's name we do not pray.
Amen.
Prayer 2
Please do not forgive me almighty absence of Feckan. I have not sinned and refrain from repenting. Please smite someone else in future, almighty not-Feckan.
Amen.
Balsiefen wrote:Feckatican is a city Built in a radial pattern. At the centre is A huge temple built to the glory of Feckan. A building adorned with spires and domes. However, seeing as Feckan doesn't exist, neither does the temple, it is simply a huge hole in the ground. In the middle there is a platform for the priests to preach the non existancy of Feckan. Around the city there are several other non existant churches for a smaller aria.
Also spammers rejoice! Feckan doesn't mind and even approves spam! In fact to be a devout spammer you either have to be Neutrino, or a spammer.
Join us and don't believe in Feckan!
List of Feckanists:
1. Iliad the founder of Feckanity and the Chief High Priest
I am the founder and the chief high priest. I direct Feckan's non-existing voice to the feckanists
2. Neutrino the Chief High priest and the writer of prayers that are not to be said.
Neutrino is the other Chief High priest and he writes the prayers that are not to be said.
3. FiveThreeEight the High priest and keeper of the Feckanora
The first one to join feckanity after Neutrino he is now holds very high status
4. unriggable keeper of the Feckan flame. His task is to make sure this thread doesn't die.
5. High Guard (pope and war chief)
High guard listens to the High priests and makes the masses, the non-believers hear about feckan. He also can make speeches, etc. He now is also war chief. He commands our army
6. Balsiefen, mayor of Feckatican.
Balsiefen has to worry about the more earthly stuff. He is the architect of the Feckatican. He is also the mayor of Feckatican.
Diddle is the heretic #1. He believes that Feckan is alive. Though he is a heretic we treat him kindly and even sometimes give food scraps.
Join us! I am accepting symbols of Feckanity. The number 7 is magical so join us and receive a special role!
i think someone should split can of cold water on your head to wake you up
Re: Feckanity, join us and don't believe in Feckan!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:28 am
by Iliad
Bijo wrote:Iliad wrote:Do you believe in Feckanity? I myself am a Feckanist. Feckan, is the god we don't believe in.
Join today and don't believe in Feckan!
This is an explanation:
You are a Feckanist if you don't believe in Feckan. You are a true Feckanist if you don't believe in Feckan, unlike a pseudo-Feckanist who doesn't believe in any god at all, i.e an atheist. However The main difference between a pseudo-Feckanist and a true Feckanist is that the true feckanist doesn't believe in Feckan diligently. However Feckan does not exist now, there will be a time when he will become real and the Feckapocalypse will happen. All non-Feckanists will be killed by him.
If you are a Feckanist you shouldn't say these prayers every day
Neutrino wrote:Prayer 1:
Do not all hail almighty Feckan.
Feckan is not lord of all there was, is and will be. We do not offer our prayers up to great Feckan in the non-existent hope that he will answer them. Feckan smite the enemies of the unfaithful and provide plenty to all who worship him
In Feckan's name we do not pray.
Amen.
Prayer 2
Please do not forgive me almighty absence of Feckan. I have not sinned and refrain from repenting. Please smite someone else in future, almighty not-Feckan.
Amen.
Balsiefen wrote:Feckatican is a city Built in a radial pattern. At the centre is A huge temple built to the glory of Feckan. A building adorned with spires and domes. However, seeing as Feckan doesn't exist, neither does the temple, it is simply a huge hole in the ground. In the middle there is a platform for the priests to preach the non existancy of Feckan. Around the city there are several other non existant churches for a smaller aria.
Also spammers rejoice! Feckan doesn't mind and even approves spam! In fact to be a devout spammer you either have to be Neutrino, or a spammer.
Join us and don't believe in Feckan!
List of Feckanists:
1. Iliad the founder of Feckanity and the Chief High Priest
I am the founder and the chief high priest. I direct Feckan's non-existing voice to the feckanists
2. Neutrino the Chief High priest and the writer of prayers that are not to be said.
Neutrino is the other Chief High priest and he writes the prayers that are not to be said.
3. FiveThreeEight the High priest and keeper of the Feckanora
The first one to join feckanity after Neutrino he is now holds very high status
4. unriggable keeper of the Feckan flame. His task is to make sure this thread doesn't die.
5. High Guard (pope and war chief)
High guard listens to the High priests and makes the masses, the non-believers hear about feckan. He also can make speeches, etc. He now is also war chief. He commands our army
6. Balsiefen, mayor of Feckatican.
Balsiefen has to worry about the more earthly stuff. He is the architect of the Feckatican. He is also the mayor of Feckatican.
Diddle is the heretic #1. He believes that Feckan is alive. Though he is a heretic we treat him kindly and even sometimes give food scraps.
Join us! I am accepting symbols of Feckanity. The number 7 is magical so join us and receive a special role!
i think someone should split can of cold water on your head to wake you up
I think you should GFY.
Unriggable where the f*ck are you?
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:54 am
by Neutrino
I think I'll agree with Iliad on this one.
While idly browsing, I found
this comic which has a lot to do with Feckanism.
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:44 am
by Iliad
Fucking hell!
