Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
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natty_dread wrote:When I die I want my account to be cremated and the ashes sprinkled to the sea while 13 trained monkeys dressed as supermen play "stairway to heaven" on trombones. Well, one of them can play a triangle.
AAFitz wrote:If my dad leaves me his account, I am going to have to respectfully decline.
Mr Changsha wrote:Itrade wrote:Assume:
CC is still around when you die
You have an eldest child
That eldest child is willing to play
Would you leave your CC account to them to continue to fight your battles and bring honour to your name, or would you let them start their own CC account and make their own name for themselves?
"Son, I leave you my most prized possession in the hopes you'll continue on our proud, on-line family name....cough, gasp...retch..."
"Of course father, but what proud level of achievement did you gain? What level of success must I attempt to follow? Were you a General, a Brigadier...or maybe a Colonel?"
"Cough, gasp...retch....that's not important. The point is to play for fun....gasp...retch"
"But really father, don't shield me from you accomplishments. I can take on the challenge. I love you."
"I am a....private first class! Splutter, cough, gasp....retch"
"Father, the honour is huge. May I continue to lose an unfathomable number of battles in your good name!"
Master Fenrir wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:If this was to happen, I think they should just make "Son of ___"
--Andy
"Son of Fenrir"...I kinda like the sound of that. Having names like that, though, might cause some undue anxiety and pressure. And then, of course, there will be those childish arguments:
2029-12-15 20:31:22 - Son of Blitz: hi and gl!
2029-12-15 20:32:00 - Son of Fenrir: My dad could beat your dad.
2029-12-15 20:32:19 - Son of Blitz: my dad was conqueror
2029-12-15 20:32:45 - Son of Fenrir: ...
2029-12-15 20:33:00 - Son of Fenrir: FOED.
Timminz wrote:If any of you mother fuckers ever tells one of my kids who I am on here, I will hunt you down, and brush your mother fucking hair.
You hear me, assholes?!
Master Fenrir wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:If this was to happen, I think they should just make "Son of ___"
--Andy
"Son of Fenrir"...I kinda like the sound of that. Having names like that, though, might cause some undue anxiety and pressure. And then, of course, there will be those childish arguments:
2029-12-15 20:31:22 - Son of Blitz: hi and gl!
2029-12-15 20:32:00 - Son of Fenrir: My dad could beat your dad.
2029-12-15 20:32:19 - Son of Blitz: my dad was conqueror
2029-12-15 20:32:45 - Son of Fenrir: ...
2029-12-15 20:33:00 - Son of Fenrir: FOED.
natty_dread wrote:When I die I want my account to be cremated and the ashes sprinkled to the sea while 13 trained monkeys dressed as supermen play "stairway to heaven" on trombones. Well, one of them can play a triangle.
vodean wrote:natty_dread wrote:When I die I want my account to be cremated and the ashes sprinkled to the sea while 13 trained monkeys dressed as supermen play "stairway to heaven" on trombones. Well, one of them can play a triangle.
this is offensive to andy!!! Have to use... penguins. nope, colton, elephants... nope, Target....
jefjef wrote:Timminz wrote:If any of you mother fuckers ever tells one of my kids who I am on here, I will hunt you down, and brush your mother fucking hair.
You hear me, assholes?!
colton doesn't know?
To all you with username: Timminzson, or sonofTimminz, and you are a rat, then you are Timminz's son.Timminz wrote:If any of you mother fuckers ever tells one of my kids who I am on here, I will hunt you down, and brush your mother fucking hair.
You hear me, assholes?!
they'll never no that ur a ferret.natty_dread wrote:vodean wrote:natty_dread wrote:When I die I want my account to be cremated and the ashes sprinkled to the sea while 13 trained monkeys dressed as supermen play "stairway to heaven" on trombones. Well, one of them can play a triangle.
this is offensive to andy!!! Have to use... penguins. nope, colton, elephants... nope, Target....
Meh, Andy doesn't mind... In fact, Andy is already started taking trombone lessons, in anticipation of my death...