Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:29 am**

bumpies

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:34 am**

Hmm, lets see, I'll bold the ones I'd do/done.

Hitman079 wrote:You've broken the law
You've looked at nudie pics online
You've secretly wished someone harm
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing
You've said something so mean it made someone cry
You've done illegal drugs
You've killed a bug
You've spit in someone's drink
You've sought revenge on someone
You've made a prank phone call
You've turned people against someone
You've illegally downloaded music online
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous
You've told racist / sexist jokes
You've called someone the "c" word
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break
You've done the "walk of shame"
You've corrupted a minor
You've divulged someone's dark secret
You've made fun of a retarded person
You've cheated on a test... or a lover
You don't believe in God
You hate kids
You've gotten in a fist fight
You made someone's life hell in school
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before
You've vandalized someone's car or house
You've made fun of a fat person
You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime
You've blamed a fart on someone else
You enjoy setting things on fire
You've been arrested
You've secretly backstabbed a friend
You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught
You've harmed yourself to get attention
You have a nemesis
You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money
You'll pick evil over stupid any day
You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain
You'd rather have world domination than world peace
You enjoy very violent video games
You are disgusted by weak people
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way
You rather harm an enemy than help a friend
You've shot a gun... and liked it
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero

Hows that?

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:18 am**

well, i saw this topic on another forums and though this might be interesting. i'm sure everyone has an embarassing secret or two, so instead of pouring it out to close friends and family, why not pour out your heart and soul to complete and total strangers?! such examples are if:

You've broken the law- unfortunately(hit a cop) is prolly my worst one, stupid i know
You've looked at nudie pics online- ehh, very little
You've secretly wished someone harm- yes
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing- no
You've said something so mean it made someone cry- yep
You've done illegal drugs- once, never again
You've killed a bug- no, i get too freaked out by the crunching sound
You've spit in someone's drink- sick, no
You've sought revenge on someone- many times
You've made a prank phone call- yes, i was like 12
You've turned people against someone- yep
You've illegally downloaded music online- yes
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous- yep
You've told racist / sexist jokes- yeah, ppl should lighten up when it comes to that
You've called someone the "c" word-wtf is that, cunt? yes
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break- no
You've done the "walk of shame"- no
You've corrupted a minor- no
You've divulged someone's dark secret- no
You've made fun of a retarded person- never
You've cheated on a test... or a lover- yep, both
You don't believe in God- i wonder
You hate kids- i LOVE kids
You've gotten in a fist fight- does it count if it was with my brother if i lost and ended up with gum in my hair?
You made someone's life hell in school- yes
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone- yes
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before- only once, now i only drink once a year
You've vandalized someone's car or house- no
You've made fun of a fat person- yep
You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime- disturbing pics yes
You've blamed a fart on someone else- no
You enjoy setting things on fire-yes, if its safe
You've been arrested-yes, once
You've secretly backstabbed a friend- no
You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers- depends on who they are.
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught- no
You've harmed yourself to get attention- no
You have a nemesis- yes
You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye- eh
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal- wrong
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money- i give every time
You'll pick evil over stupid any day- yes
You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain- yea right
You'd rather have world domination than world peace- no
You enjoy very violent video games- eh
You are disgusted by weak people- no
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way- eh
You rather harm an enemy than help a friend- no
You've shot a gun... and liked it- yeah
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero- eh

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:58 am**

heavycola wrote:I shot a man in Reno

just to watch him die, I bet.

Heaven help us, another existentialist.

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:22 am**

*randomly assorts all "offences."

and even though i am a christian i can not see how it is a "confession" to not belive in god, but that is for a nother thread

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:05 am**

I'm hitting it at about 95%, but what the hell is the "walk of shame"? It sounds ominous and yet gay.

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:25 pm**

You've broken the law - prison one day then trial then free
You've looked at nudie pics online - who hasn't?
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing - yup
You've said something so mean it made someone cry - many times
You've done illegal drugs - is marijuana illegal?
You've killed a bug - just one?
You've spit in someone's drink - this is a joke not a bad thing
You've made a prank phone call - same as above
You've turned people against someone - i do it on 3 player standard games
You've illegally downloaded music online - not just music
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous - yep
You've told racist / sexist jokes - the best jokes
You've called someone the "c" word - check
You've corrupted a minor - yup but she corrupted me, those teens are pervs

You've made fun of a retarded person - yep
You've cheated on a test... or a lover - just on tests
You don't believe in God - who's god?
You've gotten in a fist fight - fist fught foot fight teeth fight any fight
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone - shoplifted
You've vandalized someone's car or house - car
You've made fun of a fat person - just innocent jokes
You've been arrested - yes.
You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers - who wouldn't?
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught - one million what?
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money - absolutely
You'll pick evil over stupid any day - you got that right
You'd rather have world domination than world peace - if i dominate the world then yes
You enjoy very violent video games - like everybody else
You are disgusted by weak people - not disgusted, i just hate them
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way - ofcourse
You've shot a gun... and liked it - i need more target practice
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero - i'd rather be superme

Posted: **Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:44 pm**

I've broken the law
I've looked at nudie pics online
I've secretly wished someone harm
I've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing
I've said something so mean it made someone cry
I've done illegal drugs
I've killed a bug

I've sought revenge on someone
I've made a prank phone call
I've turned people against someone
I've illegally downloaded music online
I've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous
I've told racist / sexist jokes
I've called someone the "c" word
I've made a promise you knew you were going to break
I've done the "walk of shame"
I've corrupted a minor
I've divulged someone's dark secret
I've made fun of a retarded person
I've cheated on a test... or a lover
I don't usually believe in God
I've gotten in a fist fight
I've shoplifted or stolen from someone
I've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before
I've vandalized someone's car or house
I've made fun of a fat person
I have a fondness for disturbing pictures
I've blamed a fart on someone else
I've secretly backstabbed a friend
I've harmed yourself to get attention
I think giving to the homeless is wasting money
I'll pick evil over stupid any day
I would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way
You've shot a gun... and liked it
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero

I'm such a BITCH!!!!

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:06 pm**

Somebody please tell me what the freakin "walk of shame" is.

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:11 pm**

This isn't on the list but this says confessions so why not. No matter how hard i've tried ive never managed to get her...its been for years and im still trying.

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:55 pm**

Hitman079 wrote:You've broken the law
You've looked at nudie pics online
You've secretly wished someone harm
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing
You've said something so mean it made someone cry
You've killed a bug
You've made a prank phone call
You've illegally downloaded music online
You've told racist / sexist jokes (I live on making sexist jokes)
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break
You've corrupted a minor
You've divulged someone's dark secret
You've made fun of a retarded person
You've cheated on a test... or a lover
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone
You've blamed a fart on someone else
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal
You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain
You enjoy very violent video games
You are disgusted by weak people
You've shot a gun... and liked it
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:56 pm**

b.k. barunt wrote:I'm hitting it at about 95%, but what the hell is the "walk of shame"? It sounds ominous and yet gay.

When you wake up with someone you don't remember sleeping with, and then have to walk back home

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:07 pm**

I got in a fist fight just last night and never cheated on my girlfriend an for those who care were gonna be on engaged and underage.

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:07 pm**

Here's a real confession:

When I was 14, I was arrested for making a bomb and brining it into school. Didn't intend to set it off, just thought it would be cool to show what few friends I had.

Also, I think btownmeggy is the hottest female around here. I am in a constant state of fantasizing whenever I see her picture or posts.

Also, cocks.

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:13 pm**

You've broken the law - Yeah, I'd like to forget about that one...
You've looked at nudie pics online yea
You've secretly wished someone harm Too many times to count
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing I need to stop doing this...
You've said something so mean it made someone cry Not on purpose, but yeah, I've done that
You've done illegal drugs If hash brownies count, then yeah
You've killed a bug HELL NO! What kind of a sick human being would do that to another living thing!!
You've spit in someone's drink Spit, no. But I have put some interesting things in my friends drinks. The most memorable one: Mashed potatoes + Overcooked Steak + Gravy.
You've sought revenge on someone Yep
You've made a prank phone call Hooo yeah. Good times. Good times.
You've turned people against someone Nope
You've illegally downloaded music online Yea
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous No, but I have been on the receiving end of one of these.
You've told racist / sexist jokes yep
You've called someone the "c" word Jokingly, yes
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break just a few times
You've done the "walk of shame" Can't say I have
You've corrupted a minor Define "corrupt"
You've divulged someone's dark secret No]/b]
You've made fun of a retarded person [b] No....I don't think that I could ever do that.
You've cheated on a test... or a lover Both
You don't believe in God I don't see how this compares with the other items on this list, but no, I don't believe
You hate kids Only ones that cry
You've gotten in a fist fight Just a few times
You made someone's life hell in school Nope (hooray! I'm not going straight to hell!)
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone Only for practical jokes
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before Nope
You've vandalized someone's car or house I want to go into detail about that, but I can't
You've made fun of a fat person No
You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime On occasion
You've blamed a fart on someone else Too many times to count
You've been arrested no
You've secretly backstabbed a friend No
You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers Probably
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught No. That's too much guilt for one person to handle
You've harmed yourself to get attention no
You have a nemesis Just a couple
You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye Yes, but not more for an eye
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal Nope, I do it all the time
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money Depends on my mood...
You'll pick evil over stupid any day Yep
You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain I am bothered by this. Quite a bit, actually
You'd rather have world domination than world peace World Peace is way too hippy-esque
You enjoy very violent video games On occasion
You are disgusted by weak people Again, depends on the mood
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way Ohh yeah
You rather harm an enemy than help a friend No...
You've shot a gun... and liked it Hell yes.
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero Most likely

You enjoy setting things on fire:

Funny story about this one. One time in physics class, we had to do a lab on burning peanuts and getting the temperature, and blah blah blah. So the teacher unsuspectingly hands me the matches. I go crazy. If it's flammable, I set it on fire. Including a bit of my hair

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Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:59 pm**

broken the law
looked at nudie pics online
secretly wished someone harm
said something so mean it made someone cry
killed a bug
spit in someone's drink
sought revenge on someone
made a prank phone call
illegally downloaded music online
told racist / sexist jokes
made a promise you knew you were going to break
cheated on a test
don't believe in God (I do and i dont, show me proof and i'll beleive)
gotten in a fist fight
shoplifted or stolen from someone
vandalized someone's car or house
made fun of a fat person
blamed a fart on someone else (good times)
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught (depends on who i can and cant kill :twisted:

)
believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye
don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal
think giving to the homeless is wasting money
pick evil over stupid any day
enjoy very violent video games
would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way (throw the wallet away keep the money

)
shot a gun... and liked it

Posted: **Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:59 pm**

Thats almost the whole list :lol:

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:19 am**

i've corrupted a minor..not wiht drugs or alocohol..just taught him about violence and guns

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:44 am**

Hitman079 wrote:You've broken the law-not yet
You've looked at nudie pics online-yep
You've secretly wished someone harm-yep
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing-not yet
You've said something so mean it made someone cry-nope
You've done illegal drugs-never
You've killed a bug-yep
You've spit in someone's drink-nope
You've sought revenge on someone-hmm...sorta
You've made a prank phone call-nope
You've turned people against someone-yep
You've illegally downloaded music online-of course
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous-nope
You've told racist / sexist jokes-nope
You've called someone the "c" word-not meanly
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break-yep
You've done the "walk of shame"-nope
You've corrupted a minor-yep
You've divulged someone's dark secret-not yet
You've made fun of a retarded person-never
You've cheated on a test... or a lover-test yes, lover no
You don't believe in God-only in a way
You hate kids-i hate their scream, not them
You've gotten in a fist fight-oh yeah...
You made someone's life hell in school-yes
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone-nope
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before-nope
You've vandalized someone's car or house-nope
You've made fun of a fat person-hell yeah
You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime-nope
You've blamed a fart on someone else-oh of course
You enjoy setting things on fire-yes
You've been arrested-not yet
You've secretly backstabbed a friend-nope
You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers-no
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught-nope
You've harmed yourself to get attention-nope
You have a nemesis-yes
You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye-nope
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal-yes
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money-nope
You'll pick evil over stupid any day-hell yeah
You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain-depends
You'd rather have world domination than world peace-nope
You enjoy very violent video games-nope
You are disgusted by weak people-only a little
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way-nope
You rather harm an enemy than help a friend-nope
You've shot a gun... and liked it-yes
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero-yep

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:19 am**

Minkish wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:I'm hitting it at about 95%, but what the hell is the "walk of shame"? It sounds ominous and yet gay.

When you wake up with someone you don't remember sleeping with, and then have to walk back home

More to the point, you have to walk home in your 'going-out' clothes of the previous evening. So when you see someone in party clothes at nine AM, they're doing the walk of shame.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:43 am**

i was thinking the walk of shame was when you go skinny deeping and some asswipe comes by and swipes your clothes with your keys and other crap inside it...that right there would be a walk of shame

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:30 am**

Only if you have something to be ashamed of (heh heh).

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:35 am**

It would be a damn shame for a guy if you were skinny dipping in an icy lake :lol:

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:21 am**

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Here's a real confession:

When I was 14, I was arrested for making a bomb and brining it into school. Didn't intend to set it off, just thought it would be cool to show what few friends I had.

Also, I think btownmeggy is the hottest female around here. I am in a constant state of fantasizing whenever I see her picture or posts.

Also, cocks.

This has gotten surprisingly little attention.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:43 am**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:i was thinking the walk of shame was when you go skinny deeping and some asswipe comes by and swipes your clothes with your keys and other crap inside it...that right there would be a walk of shame

I've always thought the walk of shame was when you'd had a sketchy shag the night before and you have to walk into the pub getting jeered by all your mates...

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