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Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:07 pm
by Tiggy D Amour
I'll be over in a minute.
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:27 am
by Darthvadar
jefjef wrote:Well she is obviously wanting to have a threesome. Be sure that you suggest a really hot gal that she is good friends with.
True that Jeff. Also get a gram of coke and have the best sex in your life. Its AWESOME. I have indulged once or twice 12 hours of sex and everything that goes with it. You will love it. Good luck m8
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:28 am
by Doc_Brown
You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:36 am
by lord voldemort
4chan will give u way better ideas
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:02 am
by Haggis_McMutton
DO A BARREL ROLL.
Now, to complete the /b/ experience, we need 10 people calling me and each other newfags.
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:13 pm
by Neoteny
Shoe on head!
That's a commitment we can rely on. Christians have totally ruined the sanctity of marriage.
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:42 pm
by oVo
Phatscotty wrote:Tell her what kind of carrot you like, she will dangle one in front of you.
Note that's a metaphor and don't use actual carrots, unless you're into it.
In which case, put on some new age music, relax your sphincter
and use plenty of water based lubricant.
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:02 pm
by john9blue
Doc_Brown wrote:You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...
thanks for always being there for me urbandictionary
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:14 am
by mviola
john9blue wrote:Doc_Brown wrote:You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...
thanks for always being there for me urbandictionary
I should have taken the tone of your post and not looked that up.
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:38 am
by safariguy5
mviola wrote:john9blue wrote:Doc_Brown wrote:You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...
thanks for always being there for me urbandictionary
I should have taken the tone of your post and not looked that up.
God, damn you two for making me curious. Good old urbandictionary.
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:02 am
by ViperOverLord
Neoteny wrote:Foot up my ass!
That's a commitment we can rely on. Christians have totally preserved the sanctity of marriage.
Fixed
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:42 am
by muy_thaiguy
safariguy5 wrote:mviola wrote:john9blue wrote:Doc_Brown wrote:You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...
thanks for always being there for me urbandictionary
I should have taken the tone of your post and not looked that up.
God, damn you two for making me curious. Good old urbandictionary.
I'll blame you as well.
Damn, I really did not need to know that.
Re: I need advice for things in the bedroom <_<... *Offensiv
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:40 am
by DirtyDishSoap
Look up Whorecraft. That's somethin nerds should do.