Conquer Club

AndyDufresne wrote:Some nominations.

Awards for Individual Users

- Most Likely to Go Off Topic -- Inkl0sed
- The Unintentional Comedy Award -- targetman377 or jonesthecurl
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin
- The Most Trusted Name in News -- Phatscotty


--Andy

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jonesthecurl wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:Some nominations.

Awards for Individual Users

- Most Likely to Go Off Topic -- Inkl0sed
- The Unintentional Comedy Award -- targetman377 or jonesthecurl
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin
- The Most Trusted Name in News -- Phatscotty


--Andy

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Jonesy, you're English. Most Americans assume that when a Brit is funny, it was unintentional. Because, as you know, most Americans are ignorant. It's only the intelligent few of us who are able to get you most of the time.

Serbia wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote: - Best Sports Analyst: squishyg

Do you know what sports are?

I think so...?

Victor Sullivan wrote:

Serbia wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote: - Best Sports Analyst: squishyg

Do you know what sports are?

I think so...?

First of all, she's not allowed to win any awards until she gives me my cookies.

Serbia wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:Some nominations.

Awards for Individual Users

- Most Likely to Go Off Topic -- Inkl0sed
- The Unintentional Comedy Award -- targetman377 or jonesthecurl
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin
- The Most Trusted Name in News -- Phatscotty


--Andy

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Jonesy, you're English. Most Americans assume that when a Brit is funny, it was unintentional. Because, as you know, most Americans are ignorant. It's only the intelligent few of us who are able to get you most of the time.

Actually, I wasn't trying to be funny.

You were trying to be British?

Well, it IS a serious undertaking. I've yet to meet the American who can manage it.

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, it IS a serious undertaking. I've yet to meet the American who can manage it.

It's hard to both lower your IQ by 20 points and effectively yellow your teeth within a lifetime...

AndyDufresne wrote:Some nominations.

Awards for Individual Users

- Most Likely to Go Off Topic -- Inkl0sed
- The Unintentional Comedy Award -- targetman377 or jonesthecurl
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin
- The Most Trusted Name in News -- Phatscotty


--andy

I have trouble figuring out Jonesthecurls one liners, too, but that's because I'm stupid. Once I figure them out though, the comedic whiplash is second to none.
How can there be a free world if it has a leader?
Is the implication that phatscotty is "the most trusted name in news" the same way Fox is "the most trusted name in news"? If so, bazinga.

Aradhus wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:Some nominations.

Awards for Individual Users

- Most Likely to Go Off Topic -- Inkl0sed
- The Unintentional Comedy Award -- targetman377 or jonesthecurl
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin
- The Most Trusted Name in News -- Phatscotty


--andy

I have trouble figuring out Jonesthecurls one liners, too, but that's because I'm stupid. Once I figure them out though, the comedic whiplash is second to none.
How can there be a free world if it has a leader?
Is the implication that phatscotty is "the most trusted name in news" the same way Fox is "the most trusted name in news"? If so, bazinga.

jonesthecurl wrote:

Serbia wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:Some nominations.

Awards for Individual Users

- Most Likely to Go Off Topic -- Inkl0sed
- The Unintentional Comedy Award -- targetman377 or jonesthecurl
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World -- Saxitoxin
- The Most Trusted Name in News -- Phatscotty


--Andy

?

Jonesy, you're English. Most Americans assume that when a Brit is funny, it was unintentional. Because, as you know, most Americans are ignorant. It's only the intelligent few of us who are able to get you most of the time.

Actually, I wasn't trying to be funny.

Oh, jonesy! You're so unintentionally funny! <slaps knee>

I nominate "<this>" for best CC meme

2010 Greekie Awards
Awards for Individual Users
- Most Entertaining Poster-jonesy
- Poster You're Most Likely to Ignore -
- Consistently Funniest Poster-jonesy
- Most Likely to Go Off Topic-saxi
- Least Likely to Concede-phascotty
- Best Sports Analyst-ovo
- The Unintentional Comedy Award-targetman
- Best Thread Design
- Best Use of Emoticons
- Most Likely to be Famous in Real Life-saxi
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World-jonesy (although it may not be so free after his takeover)
- Most Likely to be Banned Next-aog (again)
- The Most Trusted Name in News-gabon
- Most Likely to Give Up on Society- phascotty
- The Off-Topics Spirit Award - for the user who engages in the widest range of off-topic discussions.-saxi

Awards for Threads/Posts
- Thread of the Year
- Post of the Year
- Opening Post of the Year
- Best Thread Parody
- Conquer Club Meme of the Year-McGill

I'll try to fill in the rest soon

Conquer Club Meme of the Year - "Sullivan" (as in, "you Sullivaning piece of Sullivan") I still can't believe that caught on.

2010 Greekie Awards
Awards for Individual Users
- Most Entertaining Poster-jonesy
- Poster You're Most Likely to Ignore -muy_thaiguy (probably ignored on this post as well)
- Consistently Funniest Poster-jonesy
- Most Likely to Go Off Topic-saxi
- Least Likely to Concede-phascotty
- Best Sports Analyst-ovo
- The Unintentional Comedy Award-targetman
- Best Thread Design
- Best Use of Emoticons
- Most Likely to be Famous in Real Life-saxi
- Most Likely to Become Leader of the Free World-jonesy (although it may not be so free after his takeover)
- Most Likely to be Banned Next-aog (again)
- The Most Trusted Name in News-gabon
- Most Likely to Give Up on Society- phascotty
- The Off-Topics Spirit Award - for the user who engages in the widest range of off-topic discussions.-DDS
Awards for Threads/Posts
- Thread of the Year
- Post of the Year
- Opening Post of the Year
- Best Thread Parody-All of them are what Epic Movie, Scary Movie 3 & 4, and other cheap rip-offs are to the original films.
- Conquer Club Meme of the Year-McGill

- The Off-Topics Spirit Award - BigBallinStalin

Awards for Threads/Posts
- Thread of the Year Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum


--Andy

I've conceded many points.

If I were to give up on society, I would not be spending so much time here trying to restore it.



poste by PS

Hey everyone... BUMP!

Just a reminder to get your nominations in. Voting will commence sometime next week.

Thanks!

TGD

- Most Entertaining Poster - Army of GOD
- The Unintentional Comedy Award - army of nobunaga
- Most Likely to be Famous in Real Life - army of nobunaga, myself
- Most Likely to be Banned Next - Juan_Bottom
- The Most Trusted Name in News - Night Strike
- Most Likely to Give Up on Society - army of nobunaga

Awards for Threads/Posts
- Thread of the Year - you already have that list
- Conquer Club Meme of the Year - Great analysis gets my vote, but I'm biased

Best Thread parody nominees:

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8&t=124045
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... ilit=smoke

(probably more coming)

I'm trying to get these all on a spreadsheet to keep organized. Hopefully we can get some more nominations. There are a couple with one or no nominees, so we may delete those.

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and shamelessly nominate myself (essentially):

Best Thread Design: Sully's Gameshow Extraordinaire!

post of the year

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... &start=255

muy_thaiguy wrote:- Poster You're Most Likely to Ignore -muy_thaiguy (probably ignored on this post as well)

I rest my case.

I forget - is Things a Free Market Would Solve nominated?

edit: never mind, it's on that list I made

That one thread where saxi posted a quote by Fred Phelps and some anti-Christians agreed with it... then tried to dismiss it... lemme go find it...

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8&t=126612