Conquer Club

PONIES!!!!!!! In the Conquer Club?! How did this happen?

Army of GOD wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Ummm you can have twelve options, and there are twelve Disney Princesses. You forgot Meg from Hercules and Nala from the Lion King.

I thought Fircoal was the furry...

You're telling me you wouldn't hit that?

See also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI

The Bison King wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Ummm you can have twelve options, and there are twelve Disney Princesses. You forgot Meg from Hercules and Nala from the Lion King.

I thought Fircoal was the furry...

You're telling me you wouldn't hit that?

Are you kidding me? I'd f*ck her until until it starts coming out her nose



Of course I wouldn't...

john9blue wrote:Seriously though, there is no contest. This girl risked her voice and even her LIFE just so she could get a vag. That is a cause that I find impossible to not support.

I can see what's happening
And you don't have a clue
Jasmine would steal Ariels vag
Because she's got Abuuuuuu

I never knew john9 was into fish pussy.

john9blue wrote:Seriously though, there is no contest. This girl risked her voice and even her LIFE just so she could get a vag. That is a cause that I find impossible to not support.

That's a good point.
She gave her voice and risked never seeing any of her family again for a vagina and a man she never met.
WTF Disney?
Good thing she was hot, can you imagine the ending of that particular undertaking if she were butt ugly?

got to be sleeping beauty (cause you get peace and quiet.)

eddie2 wrote:got to be sleeping beauty (cause you get peace and quiet.)

But that also means she doesn't get you your sandwiches.

this is flawed if Esmeralda, from The Hunchback of Notre Dame is not in the list:

Aradhus wrote:

john9blue wrote:Seriously though, there is no contest. This girl risked her voice and even her LIFE just so she could get a vag. That is a cause that I find impossible to not support.

I can see what's happening
And you don't have a clue
Jasmine would steal Ariels vag
Because she's got Abuuuuuu

Nice Lion King reference. Also, if people are just going to throw Disney female's into the discussion, Alice is a good choice (if you are also dope fiend).

Jasmine and Pocahontas.

Also, Falko was right with Esmeralda. Where is she?

-TG

can we not have a real life one


http://www.impawards.com/2005/ice_princess.html

Falkomagno wrote:this is flawed if Esmeralda, from The Hunchback of Notre Dame is not in the list:

While I agree with your choice (snow white just edges her out though), the stupid Gypsys never made her a princess. Idiots. Plus the best Disney score of all time was in that film.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Hellfire)

john9blue wrote:mine is 50% looks, 49% personality, and 1% whether they wear poofy pants and curly shoes

Dirty Little Mermaid(18+) + youtube = Wish I had a Vagina

I voted for Mulan, I'm one of 4. She did a lot of crazy things (lead/incite an army, for instance) to get what she wanted done. Very motivated

-rd

f*ck yeah Jasmine. I TOLD YOU PARADISE28! I TOLD YOU IT WAS JASMINE.



Win.

Aradhus wrote:I can see what's happening
And you don't have a clue
Jasmine would steal Ariels vag
Because she's got Abuuuuuu

LOL

natty_dread wrote:I never knew john9 was into fish pussy.

umm she becomes human. have you seen the movie?

Juan_Bottom wrote:

john9blue wrote:mine is 50% looks, 49% personality, and 1% whether they wear poofy pants and curly shoes

Dirty Little Mermaid(18+) + youtube = Wish I had a Vagina

seen it, love it

InsomniaRed wrote:f*ck yeah Jasmine. I TOLD YOU PARADISE28! I TOLD YOU IT WAS JASMINE.



Win.

you of all people should know how awesome redheads are! for shame.

Ariel is 2nd in my book but I am sorry, Jasmine wins!

john9blue wrote:umm she becomes human. have you seen the movie?

You don't have to justify your fish fetish to me.

Fish fetish... now there's a thing to say. It doesn't roll off the tongue, it shoots out like a missile. "Fssshhhhh...."

natty_dread wrote:

john9blue wrote:umm she becomes human. have you seen the movie?

You don't have to justify your fish fetish to me.

Fish fetish... now there's a thing to say. It doesn't roll off the tongue, it shoots out like a missile. "Fssshhhhh...."

Fish fetish...you're right, it's fun to say!

Yeah, I just added the ones who are technically animated princesses.

And Red, so far, has anybody said anything in favor of Jasmine, besides that she's hot? No .

Well she's more kick ass than Belle, that's for sure!

natty_dread wrote:

john9blue wrote:umm she becomes human. have you seen the movie?

You don't have to justify your fish fetish to me.

Fish fetish... now there's a thing to say. It doesn't roll off the tongue, it shoots out like a missile. "Fssshhhhh...."

not a fish fetish! you can't even... there's no place to... never mind.

and, although kickassery is not one of my criteria for this poll, i think mulan takes the cake on that one. she joined the friggin ARMY even though she wasn't supposed to, and basically led a revolt. she got down to business, to defeat, the hunnnnnns...

I'm sure you've used your imagination John