Conquer Club

max is gr8 wrote:jay
jay
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have you ever considered that george bush thinks he's christ because he says he attacked Irack because god told him to
Read Iraq as it's spelt in the passage because that's how he say it

max
max
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Have you ever considered that people who claim God told them to do this or do that are....umm.... mistaken?


Iraq can be pronounced different ways... both long and short "i's" are common pronunciations. iraq or I-rack.

I am not denying that the people are mistaken as was jesus
I mean come on Gods never done me anything good in my life

max is gr8 wrote:I am not denying that the people are mistaken as was jesus
I mean come on Gods never done me anything good in my life

You just aren't looking.

YAY I FOUND GOD
he was under my bed and he said he'ld eat me if I didn't tell you I saw him

Skittles! wrote:

Stopper wrote:

Skittles! wrote:I wouldn't, not even Superman would make me go into a 'perfect' place laid out with gold.

Are you talking about the Fortress of Solitude? That was made of ice, not gold.

No, I'm talking about what the Bible says about Heaven. It says that Heaven is made of gold.

Now I'm thinking, why gold, and not diamond?

I doubt that the authors of the bible were aware of diamond. Gold was more universal.

max is gr8 wrote:YAY I FOUND GOD
he was under my bed and he said he'ld eat me if I didn't tell you I saw him

No, I was referring to this statement:

I mean come on Gods never done me anything good in my life

I suppose he's done one good thing
Been there for me to argue about

max is gr8 wrote:I suppose he's done one good thing
Been there for me to argue about

you got family?

you are alive.

and most likely many more things.


"I once complained of not having shoes until I met a man who had no feet"

max is gr8 wrote:YAY I FOUND GOD

It's not like He's playing hide 'n seek.

jay_a2j wrote:Math 24:5 "For many will come in my name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many."


http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1



This one is in Houston (from Puerto Rico) and I have heard there is another making that claim in Asia.

I am in fact not Christ but have been claiming so for many years successfully deceiving my multitude of faithful followers. As the bible predicts this I have now resolved the great conquer club religious debate and proven, contrary to my previous leanings, that in fact the bible is valid and God does exist, QED. About time I disappeared in a puff of logic I suppose..

Poof!

jay_a2j wrote:Math 24:5 "For many will come in my name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many."


http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1



This one is in Houston (from Puerto Rico) and I have heard there is another making that claim in Asia.

What if he really is Jesus?
I suggest we to be on the safe side we all get ready....

flashleg8 wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:Math 24:5 "For many will come in my name, saying, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many."


http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1



This one is in Houston (from Puerto Rico) and I have heard there is another making that claim in Asia.

What if he really is Jesus?
I suggest we to be on the safe side we all get ready....

However funny that is, I have to go against with what you said.

In the Bible, however contradictory it is, it states that Jesus will float in the air, as it was said before, and blah blah.

I'm over all this.

Eh! Steven wrote:

max is gr8 wrote:YAY I FOUND GOD

It's not like He's playing hide 'n seek.

He Told Me to tell you that he's counted to 100 and he found you in 1 milliecond as he's everywhere at once