Conquer Club

let´s have great fun here, good luck Empire

Looking forward to being involved in this. How many games do i have to play in to get a medal? (I'm assuming that we're gonna win!)

Pedronicus wrote:Looking forward to being involved in this. How many games do i have to play in to get a medal? (I'm assuming that we're gonna win!)

You'll need 3 different departments to hand-sign your 'clan-war medal application form' by Thursday, and you'll need to compete in every match, twice.

I'm assuming you've got your application form? Deadline to apply for a form was 3rd November 2010, as widely publicised.

Denise wrote:

jakewilliams wrote:Don't worry Denise, I can go again soon after. I'm not too worn out to take you on

That's great news, except I won't be here for the first batch. You'll have to hold onto your "energy" until I get back.

I'll make Drew my fluffer (again), I'll be ready.

sonicsteve wrote: and you'll need to compete in every match, twice.

Ah! - so that's how Josko has got so many medals.... Now I understand. Forms filled in before the November deadline. All I need now is a raft of TOFU passwords.

The first turn of the Challenge has been taken.

[game]9278959[/game] 2011-06-22 08:29:08 - Iron Maid assaulted Lesbians from Cof and conquered it from catnipdreams

Thrilling challenge! We have some games filled as well.

So far this challenge looks really close! I can't tell who is going to win!

Yay. Finally a chance to beat up on some friends.
Though I'll be a lil absent for the first set. Except for hive. This will be painful from my phone.
See you guys in a week for some friendly banter and some railing of Charles

lord voldemort wrote:Except for hive. This will be painful from my phone.

yep, I've had to play Hive from a phone before, it's doable but you'll be glad when you get back to a computer.

gl Empire, it will be a fun and interesting Semi-Finals Series.

JRT

My pre war offering of gifts to The Odd Fellows' Union. . . .some remedies for back pain. . .






I figure after carrying Chuuuuck along for 61 games, some of you will need it!!

No worries Chuck brought his own remedies for us. Sweet isn't it?

In honor of this epic battle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM

Because I was just that bored, I created some alternate lyrics. Enjoy!
[spoiler=Alternate Lyrics]Old Chariot of Fire was hopping around,
Conquer Club like a big playground.
When suddenly Denise burst from the shade,
and hit Chariot of Fire with a big grenade.
Chariot of Fire got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by mkcummins.
Who proceeded to open up a can of Marty Fu,
when InsomniaRed came out of the blue.

And she started beating up mkcummins,
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
but before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Seulessliathan popped out of his grave.
And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
and blew Denise away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
because dwilhelmi came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Chariot of Fire took a bite out of dwilhelmi,
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then mkcummins came back covered in a tire track,
but Dako jumped out and landed on his back.
And Denise was injured, and trying to get steady,
when Seulessliathan came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Ninja Champion took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Chariot of Fire sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.
'Cause Denise stole it and she shot and she missed,
and Dako deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
while Seulessliathan tried to pole vault.
onto dwilhelmi, but they collided in the air.
then they both got hit by a Bad Dice Streak.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuuuuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of Ninja Champion.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as Denise changed back into some chick.
but Chuuuuck saw through her clever disguise,
and he crushed Denise's head in between his thighs.

Then BYUwonder and CandaVespin and
catnipdreams, and dowian2 and fonsken,
and jj3044 and ljex, lord voldemort, lubawski,
malevolous, and mudfighter, netspyman, pconnolly365,
every single EMB member. PopeBenXVI and Silverking8,
slowreactor, TheSpaceCowboy, and The Voice -

All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked old Chuuuuck in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
josko.ri in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)

of Ultimate Destiny[/spoiler]

Damn great song and awesome lyrics. Very well done!

ha ha Dustin, that is great! I am so glad that you know your priorities. Boredom is just another opportunity for you to entertain me us.

hehehe, great one Lord Helmchen.
unluckily you won´t get a free win for that lyrics, but i´m pretty sure you pleased dice gods.

Seulessliathan wrote:hehehe, great one Lord Helmchen.
unluckily you won´t get a free win for that lyrics, but i´m pretty sure you pleased dice gods.

You are wrong. He did not please the dice gods. He pleased the drop gods. Look at his first turn.

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Good luck Odd Fellows. Chuuuuck, quit your complainin'. I don't get to start in any of the games I'm not in!

All R1 games are active. Hehe :).

Feel free to surrender at any time. No need prolonging the inevitable. You will be destroyed. EMPIRE 41 - TOFU 20.

Chuuuuck wrote:

Seulessliathan wrote:hehehe, great one Lord Helmchen.
unluckily you won´t get a free win for that lyrics, but i´m pretty sure you pleased dice gods.

You are wrong. He did not please the dice gods. He pleased the drop gods. Look at his first turn.

[game]9279832[/game]

Chuuuck its not that he pleased the drop gods its because he is in a Pearl Harbor game with me. I have a current win streak of 26 on that map and still going. You were doomed when you joined that map with me and Marty on that map. Just saying.

Oh and good luck to tofu on this challenge (but not too much)

NETSPYMAN

netspyman wrote:

Chuuuuck wrote:

Seulessliathan wrote:hehehe, great one Lord Helmchen.
unluckily you won´t get a free win for that lyrics, but i´m pretty sure you pleased dice gods.

You are wrong. He did not please the dice gods. He pleased the drop gods. Look at his first turn.

[game]9279832[/game]

Chuuuck its not that he pleased the drop gods its because he is in a Pearl Harbor game with me. I have a current win streak of 26 on that map and still going. You were doomed when you joined that map with me and Marty on that map. Just saying.

Oh and good luck to tofu on this challenge (but not too much)

NETSPYMAN

I Know of this streak and was ready to put an end to it, but with a drop like that... impossible.

I am very excited for this war. I heard that Denise plans on using the results of this war to assert herself as CC's alpha female and that jakewilliams plans on challenging her Andy Kaufman-style shortly thereafter.

I'm going to sing the Mighty Mouse theme song to her?