Conquer Club

DogAlmighty wrote:

Gunn217 wrote:I hope you guys weren't looking past us! We're better than we smell.

I should certainly hope so. And thanks Alt, so THATS what that shiny bowl is for..

Wait, you mean we are NOT supposed to be drinking from it, well i be damned.

Great war so far AOC, i can see this coming down to the wire

Padsta and dog...no worries. It took me years to figure it out. I had thought it was a fancy porcelain bowl to eat my cheerios out of for years...and I simply couldn't figure out what the craze over cheerios was all about...especially when someone left the yellow milk in the bowl...but I kept eating them because the box said they were good for the heart. It was so convenient because whatever i didn't finish, i would just press what i thought was the cheerio relief lever and they would disappear, and there were no dishes to do.
But yeah...i think that video helped clear it up for me. What is this "toilet paper" "wiping" business AOC was mentioning? Anyone got a lead on that yet?

Listen guys, the clan community might have to reconsider your acceptance into the league, if you're going to be wandering around with a dirty arse.

Dirty ass?? No, No, No...we just rub up against each other each morning and most of the shit has dried and just flakes right off.

I bet you like to rub up against each other! (zing?)

Well fought war, so far, Pigs.

Same to ya AOC, I've had some hard fought battles. And yes, I'll grant you that 'zing' and refrain from a pithy rejoinder since the humor in this thread has taken a turn into dubious territory after the bacon sandwich on page one.

Well, I think we done got hog tied.

Anyway, as I've expressed to alt in PM before, why do y'all rent pigs? I hope they aren't blue shoats, because we all know blue shoats are too good to be rented. Hell, they root out snakes from near the jugs o' whiskey.

angola wrote:Well, I think we done got hog tied.

Anyway, as I've expressed to alt in PM before, why do y'all rent pigs? I hope they aren't blue shoats, because we all know blue shoats are too good to be rented. Hell, they root out snakes from near the jugs o' whiskey.

Way too early to say this one is in the stable. But its been a fun one to watch. As far as blue shoats go, whiskey is a pride and joy when the beer isnt cold so we make sure they stay around.

Reckon I just stumbled across Pigs anthem; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LarhVD5k ... re=related

The internet is a strange, strange place!

Namor wrote:Reckon I just stumbled across Pigs anthem; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LarhVD5k ... re=related

How exactly do you just "stumble across" that monstrosity?

pork scratchings, they cause almost as much damage to your health as we do.

funny vid namor but i have to agree with hypo, How exactly do you just "stumble across" that monstrosity

I was just looking through YouTube for some old punk songs and came across Splodgenessabounds- Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please, which was released as a single, believe it or not. Anyway, I clicked on that, to remind myself of just how bad it was and saw 'Porky Scratchings', which made me think of this challenge.

PS. I also gave Crabs a listen (itchy little bastards)... funny, but you'll need an interpreter.

Hell of a job AOC turning around Poison Rome and Triple Alliance. Those were some pretty impressive efforts guys...well done and well played. Going to be tight now.

Go Pigs GO! I wanna smell smoked AOC when this is done! Good job both clans, looks like an exciting finish is ahead.

The current score is misleading. If we lose our hold on one more game, I'm afraid the PIGs are fried.

this is certainly going to be a close one...

Yeah, unfortunately we need ConquerMan and that map has never been a lucky for us.

We only picked it because this was going to be just a light hearted break for us, after our League final and THOTA challenge (that were running side by side), so we thought we'd give it another try. However, since the Pigs have proved to be more than worthy opponents, we are regretting not chosing another map

We don't boast like the Pack, but our record is pretty good against some good opponants. We had a great showing against DB.

Namor wrote:Yeah, unfortunately we need ConquerMan and that map has never been a lucky for us.

I think you will also need one of prohibition chicago and rail africa.

these 3 games are key now

padsta wrote:

Namor wrote:Yeah, unfortunately we need ConquerMan and that map has never been a lucky for us.

I think you will also need one of prohibition chicago and rail africa.

these 3 games are key now

Yes.

If I remember correctly, we'll need 2 of those 3.

Indeed it seems like all of these games are going to boil down to a best of three series. I've got it standing at 22-22 when counting games with well defined leads (although anything can happen) and then rail africa, prohibition chicago, and conquerman still up in the air. I got to say, I hope your run of poor luck on conquerman continues...there's no need at this time for fate to mess with tradition.

I'm going to cry foul play. There's nothing we can do on ConquerMan, with all that swill slopping about the place.

Here comes the big finish... !

Just tell me when it's over. I can't look at conquerman without getting a siezure. It is an abomination and also it has pretty colours.