Conquer Club

Usmuk wrote:It really depends on what game it is and how drunk you are.

If its just a regular game play but if its a tournament game skip your turn and apologize. No sense in losing your spot with stupid moves.

just a few standard games, I didn't end up missing ANY turns (I don't think) I was REALLY drunk last night, I could barely sit up or hold my head straight.
And, Now my head now feels like its stuck in a fish bowl...

Then put on some Floyd.

~We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year...~

Or get some more beer. You don't get a hangover if you never get the chance to sober up!!!

(Warning you eventually have to sober up and the hangover is ten times worse)

well, I feel better, so its time to drink again! yah! cheers y'all!
this is gonna be a rough monday...

hecter wrote:

Aimless wrote:

hecter wrote:Ah… Waking up after a hard night of drinking with a woman twice your age… Good times, good times…

It was a woman? Lucky bastard.

Not always… Have you ever thought you were a Vietnamese prostitute? Ah… Good times, good times…

What do your BAD times look like?

mandalorian2298 wrote:

hecter wrote:

Aimless wrote:

hecter wrote:Ah… Waking up after a hard night of drinking with a woman twice your age… Good times, good times…

It was a woman? Lucky bastard.

Not always… Have you ever thought you were a Vietnamese prostitute? Ah… Good times, good times…

What do your BAD times look like?

Well, I once ended up in a MOD SENSOR! To DISGUSTING TO REVEAL! and then the goat went and O GOD! O GOD NO! and so then the big fat guys that I mention earlier MY EYES! MY POOR VIRGEN EYES! That was not a good day!

pretty close to 5000 again

Just seen one of my mates of to Australia with a fair few(!) bevvies. Now I'm gonna take my moves drunk.... Look out opponants I'm gonna unwisley auto-attack you tino next week!

mandalorian2298 wrote:

hecter wrote:

Aimless wrote:

hecter wrote:Ah… Waking up after a hard night of drinking with a woman twice your age… Good times, good times…

It was a woman? Lucky bastard.

Not always… Have you ever thought you were a Vietnamese prostitute? Ah… Good times, good times…

What do your BAD times look like?

That scene from the movie eurotrip at Club Vandersexxx...

bump. ...and cheers!

Aimless wrote:

freezie wrote:Nothing worth to gain by drinking, and spending money to get the actual drinks. Useless.

Obviously said by someone who has never had a true introduction to alcohol.

Getting drunk is great. You make an ass of yourself, forget all about it, feel like shit in the morning, and wonder who the hell it was you woke up in bed with. What's not to like?

And lose my gf waking up with someone else in my bed? No thanks. I have what some people call a heart. I know it's a rare feature, and I am proud to have it.

freezie wrote:And lose my gf waking up with someone else in my bed?

One would think that someone who is sober 24/7 could construct a sentence that is grammatically correct.

Also, if you think that drinking alcohol is equivalent to sleeping with a random person then you are sorely mistaken.

Get off your high horse you pathetic sod.

freezie wrote:And lose my gf waking up with someone else in my bed? No thanks. I have what some people call a heart. I know it's a rare feature, and I am proud to have it.

By the look of your avatar you don't seem old enough to legally drink anyway

You'll enjoy it one day lad don't worry.

Guiscard wrote:

freezie wrote:And lose my gf waking up with someone else in my bed? No thanks. I have what some people call a heart. I know it's a rare feature, and I am proud to have it.

By the look of your avatar you don't seem old enough to legally drink anyway

You'll enjoy it one day lad don't worry.

enjoy it and then hate himself for enjoying it the next day, like I am today.
there's a lesson here, If I'm gonna try to play drunk off my face, make dumb posts in wrong forums, then Maybe I shouldn't drink again Saturday Night, and then again all day Sunday too..
because I feel like a can of smashed up assholes.

stinkycheese wrote:

freezie wrote:And lose my gf waking up with someone else in my bed?

One would think that someone who is sober 24/7 could construct a sentence that is grammatically correct.

Also, if you think that drinking alcohol is equivalent to sleeping with a random person then you are sorely mistaken.

Get off your high horse you pathetic sod.

One would think that if someone is actually good enough in his second language to make himself understandable among others, that person shouldn't consider that pathetic excuse to make thyself look better.

You obviously haven't read the full post yet, and especially not what I quoted.

Guiscard wrote:

freezie wrote:And lose my gf waking up with someone else in my bed? No thanks. I have what some people call a heart. I know it's a rare feature, and I am proud to have it.

By the look of your avatar you don't seem old enough to legally drink anyway

You'll enjoy it one day lad don't worry.

I have been ofered alchool more than once. I am almost 18, which is the legal age in Canada ( at least Quebec..) And dw..I am staying as far from it as I do from my brother.

On a different note, playing mafia high will blow your mind.
Its so confusing yet at the same time everything makes complete sense.

freezie, you have, as we say in the latin, "a stick up your ass". logging on to a forum to first of all smugly assert how pure you are, in comparison to the drunken sinners, and then fishing for questions about your no doubt traumatic family life concerning your probably alcoholic brother is far from cool, or something you should feel good about. Now stop being so damn emo and probably codependent. It'll improve your love life, among other things.

my advise play drunk!:D. i do

cosmin wrote:my advise play drunk!:D. i do