Conquer Club

Nah, you got to love bananas

Monkeybot

Could have 2 meanings, 1st after Andy and 2nd every body loves to spank a monkey ( TSM )

betiko wrote:I call gillibot. A schizo bot that has both the personalities of gillipig and gilligan!

why would we name a bot after gillipig, who's only interest is posting in the "Is CC declining thread" to point out the site's reduction in numbers?

Gilligan on the other hand, would be just fine!

Actually i would love a qwertbot. Only one person on earth speaks qwert, it would be good to create someone else artificially. I would love to see qwert english expand its culture.

betiko wrote:Actually i would love a qwertbot. Only one person on earth speaks qwert, it would be good to create someone else artificially. I would love to see qwert english expand its culture.

Can't implement a qwert bot with having a resign option. Wouldn't be realistic other wise.

Army of GOD wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Blitzaholic

In fact, the next 5 bots should all be named after Blitz.

Hopefully they'll make one that just posts lists in GD

Would a Blitz Bot do anything else but post lists?! hahahahaha It would have to have a screaming face for when it didn't get it's way.

I'd nominate a Robinette bot. Pin ups every where

GLG.BOT.
Naturally it would only be used for 1v1 city mogul.

PirloBot sounds cool!

How about making a bot after a cook...cook bot.
Nobody would know the difference.

It would give some players another thing to bitch about.
Might lake some flak off of the human cooks.


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Or maybe a cyborg.
You can have live players (maybe only cooks) enter a random game to take over for the bot, for a few turns (or the entire game).
Moo, ha ha ha!
I am going to post this in Suggestions

what about a Klobberbot?

Me! The Sizzibot. Ultimate Sizzly Skillzz.

The News Monster.

swimmerdude99 wrote:what about a Klobberbot?

happy2seeyou wrote:I'd nominate a Robinette bot. Pin ups every where

these two are pretty much the obvious choices... the Klobber suggestion will probably go over most new users heads, but it would be absolutely kick ass... the only bots that could even compete with these two would be the "wicked" bot and the "insomnia red" bot... i like that the robinette bot is more playful and a part of CC that we all still enjoy and she is active in the community... the others are a throw back to some pretty dark shit that went down, but would still be cool... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro

p.s.-the "IR" bot would have to come with a fake defibrillator as it would be prone to fake death... *cough*... (still waiting on those apologies!!)...

owenshooter wrote:

swimmerdude99 wrote:what about a Klobberbot?

happy2seeyou wrote:I'd nominate a Robinette bot. Pin ups every where

these two are pretty much the obvious choices... the Klobber suggestion will probably go over most new users heads, but it would be absolutely kick ass... the only bots that could even compete with these two would be the "wicked" bot and the "insomnia red" bot... i like that the robinette bot is more playful and a part of CC that we all still enjoy and she is active in the community... the others are a throw back to some pretty dark shit that went down, but would still be cool... the black jesus has spoken...-el Jesus negro

p.s.-the "IR" bot would have to come with a fake defibrillator as it would be prone to fake death... *cough*... (still waiting on those apologies!!)...

I'm not even sure how a Robinbot would work. The game chat doesn't support images.

updated OP. We need more nominations!

At least 3 people seconded Blitzaholic. Why hasn't he been advanced?

Josko bot and CoF bot - make them doubles only bots so they have to be on the same team . Of course, these bots would have to have some good automated banter too.

prismsaber wrote:Josko bot and CoF bot - make them doubles only bots so they have to be on the same team . Of course, these bots would have to have some good automated banter too.

This!

I would like to second the nomination of Klobber as the player who the next bot should be designed after. In support of Klobber's nomination, and since the original post was locked by Nazi censorship-loving moderators, I think now would be a good time to repost my classic 2008 post about my CC hero:

Klobber is one of Conquer Club's star players. We should congratulate him, emulate him, even perhaps offer to pay him for lessons on how to play. However, I see poor Klobber being constantly maligned and disrespected in the forums. What is particulary distressing to me is to see a site moderator (who should be on his knees worshipping at Klobber's shrine) persecutuing poor Klobber when he is only trying to advise those of us with less experience on how to handle a difficult situation.

This disrespect for Klobber, I have been observing, comes from two classes of his inferiors:
1) Jealous, lower ranked players (those who say he mostly plays newbies, yet never supply statistics or even specific anecdotal examples to back such claims)
2) Mental inferiors, such as power corrupted moderators like Wicked, and now, it seems, lancehoch. In fact, lancehoch's disrespect of Klobber takes a pattern very reminiscent of Wicked's: for example, abusing his authority to lock down forum topics when he loses discussion points to Klobber. How is it that Klobber always seems to have the facts on his side and always comes across as being more reasonable and enlightened than his detractors? One has to wonder if Wicked has perhaps infiltrated Conquer Club's security and begun operating under the lancehoch name, or are these two just extremely close, personal friends?

Sniping at Klobber, locking forum topics and banning the poor guy just to "win" forum arguments, and even then picking on him in play by joining his games and gunning for him but still losing only serves to magnify Klobber's achievements and make them appear that much more impressive. Klobber accomplishes more than anyone else at this site, and he does it against incredible odds, against stiffer opposition and more mean-spirited snipes than anyone else; he even wins despite moderators' abuse and under jealous peer adversity. No one in the history of Conquer Club has managed so much under such difficult circumstances.

People should be ashamed of themselves for abusing Klobber in these forums. Please, lancehoch, stop threatening Klobber and trying to silence him. We all stand to benefit so much from the wisdom he freely dispenses here in the forums. Instead, you (and indeed all of us) should be taking notes on how Klobber does what he does so well. It's long past time we gave the man his due. Long live Klobber!

Respectfully Submitted,
General Quigley

How about Roboholic, For all you drunken alcoholics who love to play against bots (AI).
Bots (names) should be reserved for dumb asses...cuz the bots play a lousy game of Risk.
With that said, I would like to nominate betiko; betikobot, or just use his nick name...dumb ass.

playing against betiko or a betikobot (AKA. dumb ass) would not be any difference.
Easy to program and inherently whiny. You could even design betikobot as a little Rat (or a guy whipping his rat) scurrying all over the map.


Why do people pick on Klobber, Is it a gay thing?

Gweeedo wrote:How about Roboholic, For all you drunken alcoholics who love to play against bots (AI).
Bots (names) should be reserved for dumb asses...cuz the bots play a lousy game of Risk.
With that said, I would like to nominate betiko; betikobot, or just use his nick name...dumb ass.

playing against betiko or a betikobot (AKA. dumb ass) would not be any difference.
Easy to program and inherently whiny. You could even design betikobot as a little Rat (or a guy whipping his rat) scurrying all over the map.


Why do people pick on Klobber, Is it a gay thing?

Lol wait till Betiko gets ahold of you. But funny yes

jltile1 wrote:

Gweeedo wrote:How about Roboholic, For all you drunken alcoholics who love to play against bots (AI).
Bots (names) should be reserved for dumb asses...cuz the bots play a lousy game of Risk.
With that said, I would like to nominate betiko; betikobot, or just use his nick name...dumb ass.

playing against betiko or a betikobot (AKA. dumb ass) would not be any difference.
Easy to program and inherently whiny. You could even design betikobot as a little Rat (or a guy whipping his rat) scurrying all over the map.


Why do people pick on Klobber, Is it a gay thing?

Lol wait till Betiko gets ahold of you. But funny yes

What do you expect me to do except roll my eyes in the air!
Gweeedo, you are a master insulter. I think you should go rap with eminem on the 8 miles road. You're like a badass rapper!

betiko wrote:

jltile1 wrote:

Gweeedo wrote:How about Roboholic, For all you drunken alcoholics who love to play against bots (AI).
Bots (names) should be reserved for dumb asses...cuz the bots play a lousy game of Risk.
With that said, I would like to nominate betiko; betikobot, or just use his nick name...dumb ass.

playing against betiko or a betikobot (AKA. dumb ass) would not be any difference.
Easy to program and inherently whiny. You could even design betikobot as a little Rat (or a guy whipping his rat) scurrying all over the map.


Why do people pick on Klobber, Is it a gay thing?

Lol wait till Betiko gets ahold of you. But funny yes

What do you expect me to do except roll my eyes in the air!
Gweeedo, you are a master insulter. I think you should go rap with eminem on the 8 miles road. You're like a badass rapper!

It's 8 MILE ROAD, sir.

Bollocks.