Conquer Club

nietzsche wrote:Mets would tell you "you need to see a doctor for that".

Yeah, mets would probably lecture you on the benefits of switching to an all plant-based diet.

-TG

nietzsche wrote:Mets would tell you "you need to see a doctor for that".

Mets is a doctor, jackwagon

KoolBak wrote:Duk, of course

Although I know Iceman is a cool, helpful person too....don't know Mets.....but let's face it; Duk is the only Great White Hoser here and everyone knows Canucks are universally awesome Plus, he's a KoolBak customer, so hey....he's #1

Yeah. Incidentally, I lent my KoolBak to a friend, and he's using it everyday. Says he's noticed a huge improvement in his back. Also, informs me that he has not intention of ever returning it. That good!

2dimes wrote:Duk would tell you it looks fine but may have closed his eyes or looked away.

I don't like gore, it's true. But in an emergency I'll do what has to be done.

I don't know if Saxi busting his taint in a jackwagon accident quite qualifies as a two alarm but..

You just lemme know if you want another Trukker-Duk ;o)

Dukasaur all the way!

Ray Rider wrote:Dukasaur all the way!

W00T!

Thank you!

Updated.

I've checked out a lot of gooches in my time, and I'm only 27. Just saying.

I don't stand a chance against you and your Pantylounge groupies. I wouldn't even vote for me let alone you. You sit on IEDs. Can't trust anyone that stupid.

You're right. I'd rather have you check my gooch

I voted for ya, Punkrod...now where's my beer?

Unfortunately I'll be in Kauai 5/10 - 5/25 so I guess I gots ta wait til I return ;o)

Is there a hide-a-bed in that condo?

Yeah but you canna bring yer Hoser dawg!!

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Updated.

I've checked out a lot of gooches in my time, and I'm only 27. Just saying.

Your cyber-girl friends do not count...as checking out a lot of gooches.

What a cyber-playboy you are, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

2dimes wrote:Is there a hide-a-bed in that condo?

nah bra, you hid in the bed, then wait for him to find ya. Act all surprised he likes that

Who doesn't?

KoolBak wrote: Yeah but you canna bring yer Hoser dawg!!

He never goes anywhere we take a plane to. What about the tiny bitch?

I prefer large bitches

KoolBak wrote:I prefer large bitches

Looks like I'll be looking at your gooches. Good choice.

Functioning idiot Warmonger would just assume cancer

I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.

warmonger1981 wrote:I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.

Rage voted, because he/she/zee forgot to add the 1981......

warmonger1981 wrote:I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.

Funny, because I voted for you too

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.

Funny, because I voted for you too

Obviously you need each other to check your gooches. If you could just bend that far you'd never get out of bed.

2dimes wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

warmonger1981 wrote:I actually voted for you. So we would be tied. I gave you the tie breaker.

Funny, because I voted for you too

Obviously you need each other to check your gooches. If you could just bend that far you'd never get out of bed.

Can I check your gooch?