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Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:22 pm**

Fircoal wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:You sure it's a girl?

I don't think he cares.

True, true...

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:23 pm**

willis wrote:So what kind of porsche do you have Joe?

The toy kind.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:28 pm**

Shadowstar wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:You sure it's a girl?

I don't think he cares.

True, true...

damn true

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:45 pm**

joe I have a question for you.

What does your license plate say.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:45 pm**

dwightschrute wrote:joe I have a question for you.

What does your license plate say.

even i know that

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:46 pm**

dwightschrute wrote:joe I have a question for you.

What does your license plate say.

The print is too small to read on his toy car.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:47 pm**

firth4eva wrote:
dwightschrute wrote:joe I have a question for you.

What does your license plate say.

even i know that

No I really know what it is but I want to see if he does- if he doesnt then he isnt the real JoeBeevers for sure. If he does then he still isnt the real JoeBeevers.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:47 pm**

Shadowstar wrote:
dwightschrute wrote:joe I have a question for you.

What does your license plate say.

The print is too small to read on his toy car.

lol

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:49 pm**

I drive a Porsche 911.
My plate reads JOE911

I just told her indoors to go get me that curry, she moaned about going out but I told her "You`re my woman, you`re expected to go get me food, now go get it"
She nearly ran out the door, no woman of mine tells Joe Beevers what to do

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:52 pm**

JoeBeevers wrote:I drive a Porsche 911.
My plate reads JOE911

I just told her indoors to go get me that curry, she moaned about going out but I told her "You`re my woman, you`re expected to go get me food, now go get it"
She nearly ran out the door, no woman of mine tells Joe Beevers what to do

please do post a picture of your car

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:53 pm**

She might get more than just the foo-- nevermind.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:58 pm**

I have changed from my business suit into my pure silk Kimono now.
Also I`ve opened up a £800 bottle of Champagne, the new girl can share it with me in bed.
The Kimono is a genuine one from Japan, it cost me over 3 million Yen back in 2003. Its bright red, with a big picture of a dragon on the back

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:01 pm**

Don't insult dragons by wearing them on your back.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:08 pm**

I'm so loving the new ownership...August 1st can't come soon enough.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:15 pm**

JoeBeevers wrote:I drive a Porsche 911.
My plate reads JOE911

I just told her indoors to go get me that curry, she moaned about going out but I told her "You`re my woman, you`re expected to go get me food, now go get it"
She nearly ran out the door, no woman of mine tells Joe Beevers what to do

Good form Joe, Good form....

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:15 pm**

luns101 wrote:I'm so loving the new ownership...August 1st can't come soon enough.

Thanks luns101.
As loyalty, we can offer you a Mod position.
You`ll be paid $40 per hour, and as many blonde slappers as you can handle.
Also, you have to wield the banstick on Minister Masket and The1Exile to prove you`re up to the job

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:19 pm**

Joe I Think RodeoClown & D53 Have Spammed NWP Again
Pretending to be us

Also i'm Making Ron & Reg Puppets
And Making A Film
They Will Be Wearing Little Soots
Should I Make A Joe Puppet Doll Aswell
Proper Hand Puppets

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:23 pm**

JoeBeevers wrote:
luns101 wrote:I'm so loving the new ownership...August 1st can't come soon enough.

Thanks luns101.
As loyalty, we can offer you a Mod position.
You`ll be paid $40 per hour, and as many blonde slappers as you can handle.
Also, you have to wield the banstick on Minister Masket and The1Exile to prove you`re up to the job

No $$ is necessary. The protection that you and your goons provide is thanks enough. I would make one small request, though...a shepherd's pie prepared by her indoors.

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:26 pm**

Ronnie_K wrote:Joe I Think RodeoClown & D53 Have Spammed NWP Again
Pretending to be us

Also i'm Making Ron & Reg Puppets
And Making A Film
They Will Be Wearing Little Soots
Should I Make A Joe Puppet Doll Aswell
Proper Hand Puppets

They`re wankers bruv.
The Joe puppet sounds excellent
NWP is the worst forum I`ve ever seen.
I`ve been proper banned from there now, can`t even get the main page up

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:27 pm**

JoeBeevers wrote:
So this hotty walks into my house, the 'her indoors' is going to be out of the house for at least 40 minutes
She started playing with me.......... and Im not talking about a game of risk either.
But the problem is, that where I have drunk 50 scotches and 40 pints a day for the past 30 years, My little shriveled weener couldnt gather height, and this little hotty walked out the door dissapointed...no Joebeevers for her.

I go to bed dejected....

Poor Joe

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:31 pm**

Joe Lets Fight 'em Like When We Was Kids

Put The Gheys in the ring, Joe
Look at what you found
We can use the fun, Joe
Pushing The Gheys around

Well show him the ropes
And destroy his hopes

Put The Gheys in the ring, Joe
Give the Gheys a chance
Let Them feel the sting, Joe
We can make him dance

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:34 pm**

Ronnie_K wrote:Joe Lets Fight 'em Like When We Was Kids

Put The Gheys in the ring, Joe
Look at what you found
We can use the fun, Joe
Pushing The Gheys around

Well show him the ropes
And destroy his hopes

Put The Gheys in the ring, Joe
Give the Gheys a chance
Let Them feel the sting, Joe
We can make him dance

Deffo bruv
Its a shame we can`t post what they`ve done at Beggar.
We`ll get em bruv, Spitfire and Hurricane will bomb their "asses"

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:36 pm**

Yeah I Think Rodeoclown Took That Forum Down Today
I Wanted To Post Something But Wasnt Able

Can I Be Easyjet This Time Bruv?
You Be A LearJet

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:41 pm**

Ronnie_K wrote:Yeah I Think Rodeoclown Took That Forum Down Today
I Wanted To Post Something But Wasnt Able

Can I Be Easyjet This Time Bruv?
You Be A LearJet

Hehe yeah good idea Bruv.
That Beaky I bet has been waiting over a year for this, I`d put nothing past him and his crooked mate Dangerous spammer

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:42 pm**

JoeBeevers wrote:
Ronnie_K wrote:Yeah I Think Rodeoclown Took That Forum Down Today
I Wanted To Post Something But Wasnt Able

Can I Be Easyjet This Time Bruv?
You Be A LearJet

Hehe yeah good idea Bruv.
That Beaky I bet has been waiting over a year for this, I`d put nothing past him and his crooked mate Dangerous spammer

You forgot your bold, Joe.

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