Conquer Club

I mean... I have a shit ton of medals (including for contributions to the forums and being a moderator) and I'm a crap player.

I wouldn't say you have a shit ton of medals. You've got a regular amount of medals. On the low side for someone from 2008.

Let's get this game started. Send me the invite.

Da Sheeple
The ram
riskllama
chanakam2020
thegreekdog

Zee Glorzos
HitRed
jimboston
Maxload
?

This seems fun. I'll join Zee Glorzos also.

Thanks for joining i-andrei. Let's get this game started.

Da Sheeple
The ram
riskllama
chanakam2020
thegreekdog

Zee Glorzos
HitRed
jimboston
Maxload
i-andrei

The ram wrote:What I'm looking for is around 6 different players, just to follow the instructions i leave. I will explain the long term strategy and hopefully this will improve your game. I play very basic settings, basic maps and never with fog.

Well, I'd really like to learn the team games cheaply. If your analysis of the starting position is good; if your explanation of the reason for the strategy chosen (between several plausible ones) is good; if your explanation of the strategy itself is good...

You can have a monstrously good student.

I know you aren't really interested in teaching - you just want obedient partners, because you can't play pollies as a freemium. And you know that intelligent persons will not obey, unless they are getting something of sufficient value.

So as long, by listening to you, I am improving much faster than by discovering secrets of the team play myself - I'll continue to obey. If you are really good - I am going to make you proud, even if it wasn't your original wish...

The ram is freemium. So am I. Can someone on the list start this?

Thanks HitRed

I see "the master" and immediately default to the Fallout 1 version of The Master.

HitRed wrote:The ram is freemium. So am I. Can someone on the list start this?

Thanks HitRed

What are we playing?

the master wrote:I play very basic settings, basic maps and never with fog.

I guess we have to wait for him.

HitRed

The ram wrote:Since I was unfairly banned by a tedious little wank stain I have cancelled my premium and have been unable to play my favourite games. I have tried team games but I always end up arguing due to their inferior strategy, and that's supposedly good players.

What I'm looking for is around 6 different players, just to follow the instructions i leave. I will explain the long term strategy and hopefully this will improve your game. I play very basic settings, basic maps and never with fog.

Make a private game of quads, any map, any settings I'll bring my goons to face your goons. Shoot me an invite on the opposing team.

Waiting for game/games master

I think he has realized his venting quickly got him in over his head. No response here or from his wall

I'd rather learn from The Doctor anyway

Swimmerdude99 wrote:I think he has realized his venting quickly got him in over his head. No response here or from his wall

He doesn't want your inferior strategy anywhere near his game.

TeeGee wrote:I'd rather learn from The Doctor anyway

Watch out though, you bend over the table to look at the board and you get a gloved finger in the pooper.

Kotaro wrote:

TeeGee wrote:I'd rather learn from The Doctor anyway

Watch out though, you bend over the table to look at the board and you get a gloved finger in the pooper.

Promise?

Nut Shot Scott wrote:

Swimmerdude99 wrote:I think he has realized his venting quickly got him in over his head. No response here or from his wall

He doesn't want your inferior strategy anywhere near his game.

Pshhhh I just wanted you to lead me to stealing his points. Wasnt interested in playing as his subjugate

Swimmerdude99 wrote:

Nut Shot Scott wrote:

Swimmerdude99 wrote:I think he has realized his venting quickly got him in over his head. No response here or from his wall

He doesn't want your inferior strategy anywhere near his game.

Pshhhh I just wanted you to lead me to stealing his points. Wasnt interested in playing as his subjugate

You and your goons..

I've got a team ready and will be making games next week.

Zemljanin wrote:

The ram wrote:What I'm looking for is around 6 different players, just to follow the instructions i leave. I will explain the long term strategy and hopefully this will improve your game. I play very basic settings, basic maps and never with fog.

Well, I'd really like to learn the team games cheaply. If your analysis of the starting position is good; if your explanation of the reason for the strategy chosen (between several plausible ones) is good; if your explanation of the strategy itself is good...

You can have a monstrously good student.

I know you aren't really interested in teaching - you just want obedient partners, because you can't play pollies as a freemium. And you know that intelligent persons will not obey, unless they are getting something of sufficient value.

So as long, by listening to you, I am improving much faster than by discovering secrets of the team play myself - I'll continue to obey. If you are really good - I am going to make you proud, even if it wasn't your original wish...

I play mainly escalating quads, it's much more of a moving strategy like chess. Rather than a basic strategy of no spoils or trench, where the first move is very important.

you suck

Be a good way to get back into team games. Hook me up if interested.

Swimmerdude99 wrote:I think he has realized his venting quickly got him in over his head. No response here or from his wall

I didn't respond because I didn't look on here much over Xmas but I'm ready and will be playing from Monday. You can get your goons and I'll get my team mates with a thirst to learn. Let me know if you're interested in playing escalating quads and I'll send you an invite. We'll let the play do the talking.

The ram wrote:

Swimmerdude99 wrote:I think he has realized his venting quickly got him in over his head. No response here or from his wall

I didn't respond because I didn't look on here much over Xmas but I'm ready and will be playing from Monday. You can get your goons and I'll get my team mates with a thirst to learn. Let me know if you're interested in playing escalating quads and I'll send you an invite. We'll let the play do the talking.

Works for me, I play anything

I know it’s only been two months but, did a game start yet?