Conquer Club

Ragian wrote:vote pmchugh

Never seen anyone - not even Son!c - feeling the need to convince everyone that they're in fact town. Really, I would've voted no lynch, though

“ Never seen anyone - not even SoN!c. „
~ Ragian making a comment about "lmaows" (laughing my ass off with soap)

PS: this is not the dropped soap by Devante, it's another soap bar i used for the lmao. The soap bar Devante dropped (and Pixar picked up) was soap made from shea butter. I used olive butter soap to laugh my ass off

SoN!c wrote:So just 2 more to confirm? Swang and King? Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's SOAP MADNESS - You can choose from the whole range of our handmade, cold-process bars or super Dishwashing liquid bottles. They are all equally moisturising*, with the super fat at 6% and oil base consisting of olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter and castor oil amongst other oils and other softening* clensing* liquids.




*not necessarily in that order

Votanic wrote:

SoN!c wrote:So just 2 more to confirm? Swang and King? Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's SOAP MADNESS - You can choose from the whole range of our handmade, cold-process bars or super Dishwashing liquid bottles. They are all equally moisturising*, with the super fat at 6% and oil base consisting of olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter and castor oil amongst other oils and other softening* clensing* liquids.




*not necessarily in that order

Yes, in know you have a hard time in these orderless realities.. but there is no order in dish soap madness.. it's just madness..and soaps

Im town - im good old master DASH ..; AKA "SONICDASH"


sonicDASH


and yes soapdish that could dish (not DASH) itself would be great but im afraid we have to do our own dishes SONICDASH is the best product to use

white SON!CDASH cleans so clean it cleans any HURRBALUUUR JIBBER JABBER!

unvote vote sonic

I'm sorry bro, I loved our time as mafia together last game but ain't no way I or anyone else is reading your posts earnestly so we may as well kill you now.

pmchugh wrote:unvote vote sonic

I'm sorry bro, I loved our time as mafia together last game but ain't no way I or anyone else is reading your posts earnestly so we may as well kill you now.

okay, so unvote King -reading posts earnestly in SOAP Madness is only a scum excuse to kill good townies..


Vote pmchugh

What is even the point of dishsoap that leaves scum? Aren't we supposed to like Clean Dish Soap? Not the alternative? #NoDirtyDishSoap

So, what is the overall idea?
DDS is known to treasure the joke phase, so is this a game where the joke phase never ends?
Twenty, thirty, forty plus pages of amusing jests about cleaning products...

He also loathes the claiming of vanilla, which explains having the game be Role Madness (that is in Mafiaspeak, PRs for one and all).
Nothing to stop him from giving out the same PR to more than one player either...

Of course, who knows whether such creative moderating will veer into bastard territory... it often does around here..
As in RL, a win in Mafia is often only coincidentally associated with merit.

Okay, so be it. We're off to the races. Try your best to hold onto the steering wheel.

Kong, you only wanted to know who your fellow partners are and then left? We need to get this in some kind of direction. I guess, first day is just fooling around until we have N1 results.

Vote Kong

So by the way, can circumcisions be carried out at any age, or is there a cutoff date?

DirtyDishSoap wrote:King has withdrawn. I'm looking for a replacement in the meantime.

Maybe ask Razorvich if he wants to stand in?

Charle wrote:Kong, you only wanted to know who your fellow partners are and then left? We need to get this in some kind of direction. I guess, first day is just fooling around until we have N1 results.

Vote Kong

So by the way, can circumcisions be carried out at any age, or is there a cutoff date?

I was surprised everybody else was still fluffposting and ignored this thh

Sad that he has withdrawn it was a great discussion point. Probably dropped it

Also not convinced by PMC needing to emphasise his towniness

Extreme Ways wrote:

Charle wrote:Kong, you only wanted to know who your fellow partners are and then left? We need to get this in some kind of direction. I guess, first day is just fooling around until we have N1 results.

Vote Kong

So by the way, can circumcisions be carried out at any age, or is there a cutoff date?

I was surprised everybody else was still fluffposting and ignored this thh

Sad that he has withdrawn it was a great discussion point. Probably dropped it

Also not convinced by PMC needing to emphasise his towniness

I think king withdrew not kong. I don't see how this could be a scum tell though. Like, if you don't know your teammates then you are either town, third party or lost wolf at a push.

Unless we are saying it's a fake thing to say to appear like town.

Does anyone know if Kong has played before and/or is joking.

As for me, Idgaf what you think lol.

Extreme Ways wrote:

Charle wrote:Kong, you only wanted to know who your fellow partners are and then left? We need to get this in some kind of direction. I guess, first day is just fooling around until we have N1 results.

Vote Kong

So by the way, can circumcisions be carried out at any age, or is there a cutoff date?

I was surprised everybody else was still fluffposting and ignored this thh

Sad that he has withdrawn it was a great discussion point. Probably dropped it

Also not convinced by PMC needing to emphasise his towniness

As PMC also mentioned, just to let you know, there were two players here, the one is King (who withdrew) and the other is Kong (who asked if he can know his fellow team mates LOL!)

Obviously Kong is town as only the scum will know their team mates LOL!! So the question is do we get rid of town players who we know are not going to contribute or are we trying to hunt down scum on D1?

Not obvious kong is town Charle. I played the wolves don't know who the other wolves are till N1 line in millars hollow remember.

Loose Canon wrote:Not obvious kong is town Charle. I played the wolves don't know who the other wolves are till N1 line in millars hollow remember.

Ok, let's find out then

Maybe we should toss a few banana jokes at Kong to welcome him to the game first?

I meant to say "this early".

How does a banana answer the phone?

Yellow

Loose Canon wrote:How does a banana answer the phone?

Yellow

A talking banana?

A man is obsessed with trains, so he finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people...

At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and is sentenced to death.

Before he is executed, he is offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him. The next day, he is led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

There has never been a failure before. Since you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.

Within a week's time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one. He doesn't care that he can't drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people. Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.

His last meal request is again a single banana.

When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. As before, he goes free again.

The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashes it.

His trial is swift, as this has already happened twice, and he is again sentenced to death. They ask him what he would like for his last meal.

"A single banana," he says.

"Oh, no you don't, you son of a bitch. We're on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you're not escaping this time!" The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and apple pie.

The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

"Did you give him the banana?" demands the head guard.

"No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn't give it to him, we swear!" says one of the guards.

Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything.

He was just a really bad conductor.

Vote Charle for a really long joke.

Unvote

People in US eat more bananas than monkeys.
In 2023 alone they ate 85,443,291 bananas and only 6 monkeys

I'm not voting Charle. I really like his jokes. Hope Kong does too?

Extreme Ways wrote:

Charle wrote:Kong, you only wanted to know who your fellow partners are and then left? We need to get this in some kind of direction. I guess, first day is just fooling around until we have N1 results.

Vote Kong

So by the way, can circumcisions be carried out at any age, or is there a cutoff date?

I was surprised everybody else was still fluffposting and ignored this thh

Sad that he has withdrawn it was a great discussion point. Probably dropped it

Also not convinced by PMC needing to emphasise his towniness

Eh. I agree with PMC that if anything it indicates more that he is not mafia than anything as mafia would know their scummates. I think you could say if he later turns up mafia that Vot and PMC (and I guess myself) are more likely to be his scummates but for now, I am leaning against the statement meaning anything scummy.