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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:08 am
by The Weird One
-ShadySoul- wrote:
a-person1192 wrote:im not too racists but it drives me mad when im sitting in class and the black people in the back of the class are so friggin loud i cant learn shit


Everyone who sits at the back is loud, no matter the race.

not everyone...I sit in the back, and people look at me like I've just worked a miracle or something whenever I start talking. :lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:46 am
by Beastly
Do White QB's play better than Black QB's or am I the only one that noticed.

IF it is a fact am I a racist for believing this?

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:18 am
by heavycola
luns101 wrote:
heavycola wrote:Well, my racism is more of a hobby. I don't hate black people all the time - mainly on weekends. In this day and age, who has the time?
Sometimes i do manage to squeeze in a few hate crimes midweek though. Wednesday night i spat at an indian on the way home from work, so that was nice.


That's pretty impressive. I assume you've never been caught. Any tips on avoiding prosecution?


You just need to learn the secret masonic handshake. Then no one will touch you. PM me for a free instructional DVD.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:01 am
by DAZMCFC
i can't afford to be rascist, otherwise i would not be able to order a curry or kebab at the weekend.

lso have you noticed all the fastest athletes are black. it is born into them so thy can run away from them fucking great big Lions. :lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:39 am
by djt5483
Beastly wrote:Do White QB's play better than Black QB's or am I the only one that noticed.

IF it is a fact am I a racist for believing this?

i always heard that if ur a black qb your a scrambler and if ur a white qb then ur a pocket passer until byron leftwich and tony romo came around

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:15 pm
by Norse
The inhabitants of norse-land promote an equal, all-white policy for all races.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:25 pm
by ignotus
Norse wrote:The inhabitants of norse-land promote an equal, all-white policy for all races.

Oh my great leader these laws are too liberal! :cry:

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:30 pm
by The1exile
duck wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:you guys are weird, black people are fucking awesome. Now hispanics, thats another thing. They cant drive, they eat shit, cant speak English. They are invading the whole freaking world, and they still haven't discovered how to use condoms. They are duplicating faster then bacteria. They are also aggressive and many of them dont like whites.


fixed.


Yeah but I know a hot spanish chick. Nod and smile.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:43 pm
by Harijan
djt5483 wrote: i always heard that if ur a black qb your a scrambler and if ur a white qb then ur a pocket passer until byron leftwich and tony romo came around


And then you realized that race doesn't matter. The Cowboys suck ass no matter who is getting laid flat for a 5 yard loss.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:45 pm
by suggs
Harijan wrote:
djt5483 wrote: i always heard that if ur a black qb your a scrambler and if ur a white qb then ur a pocket passer until byron leftwich and tony romo came around


And then you realized that race doesn't matter. The Cowboys suck ass no matter who is getting laid flat for a 5 yard loss.


The definitive etymological analysis of racism. Thanks for that.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:49 pm
by Harijan
I am not racist. I think it is a well established fact that whites are smarter and better leaders than the rest of races.

-Whites have controlled the world since Rome
-Whites may not have invented every significant item since the industrial revolution, but they sure as hell control every significant technology out there.
-No other race was able to convince everyone else to be slaves and subjects essentially for over 2,000 years.
-Whites are more disease resistant.
-Instead of running from the lions whites just invented guns and shot them.

BTW I am not an anglo, but if I had to pick a race from birth, I would probably go white. Asians are pretty good, but they are generally annoying and have small dicks. That would make me sad.

Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:02 pm
by heavycola
Norse wrote:The inhabitants of norse-land promote an equal, all-white policy for all races.


Michael Barrymore's all-white policy is fine if you don't have a swimming Pool. Or a chair leg. Or a bag of pills. Or a gay house guest. But for the rest of us, it is unsuitable and unwieldy.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:55 am
by Norse
Michael barrymore's watersport facility was excellent, i'll have you know.

Though, it is the last time I'll be leaving a floater in the swimming pool.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:06 am
by Norse
Speaking of which, did you hear that Barrymore was going to be starring in a new BBC Sitcom?

"Only pools and corpses"

But seriously, he turned down a pantomime oppurtunity recently...stating - "I did Aladin a few years back, and haven't heard the end of it"

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:12 am
by nagerous
Didn't include this one Norse?

Q:-Why doesn't Michael Barrymore own any ashtrays??
A:-He doesn't need them....He puts his fags out in the pool.

:roll:

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:25 am
by darvlay
-ShadySoul- wrote:you guys are weird, black people are fucking awesome. Now asians, thats another thing. They cant drive, they eat shit, cant speak English. They are invading the whole freaking world, and they still haven't discovered how to use condoms. They are duplicating faster then bacteria. They are also aggressive and many of them dont like whites.


The only thing Asians are good for are breeding with other species to create half-Asian beauties. A rot rike myserf.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:11 pm
by Gregrios
I don't think one race is any smarter than the next. On the other hand, I do find that blacks are better athletes than other races. I've got a theory to back this up. It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing. Other than that, I see no difference. My conclusion is that blacks are actually more superior than other races because they've got the advantage of endurance. When it comes to smarts and personality, we all have the same potential.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:18 pm
by Frigidus
Gregrios wrote:I don't think one race is any smarter than the next. On the other hand, I do find that blacks are better athletes than other races. I've got a theory to back this up. It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing. Other than that, I see no difference. My conclusion is that blacks are actually more superior than other races because they've got the advantage of endurance. When it comes to smarts and personality, we all have the same potential.


Are blacks actually genetically attuned to physical activity, or do the ones that succeed simply live lifestyles that encourage it?

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:23 pm
by Gregrios
Frigidus wrote:
Gregrios wrote:I don't think one race is any smarter than the next. On the other hand, I do find that blacks are better athletes than other races. I've got a theory to back this up. It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing. Other than that, I see no difference. My conclusion is that blacks are actually more superior than other races because they've got the advantage of endurance. When it comes to smarts and personality, we all have the same potential.


Are blacks actually genetically attuned to physical activity, or do the ones that succeed simply live lifestyles that encourage it?


I think their physical attributes are genetic.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:25 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Gregrios wrote:I think their physical attributes are genetic.

What? Like knobs and stuff?

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:41 pm
by The1exile
Gregrios wrote:It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing.


:lol:

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:40 pm
by luns101
Gregrios wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
Gregrios wrote:I don't think one race is any smarter than the next. On the other hand, I do find that blacks are better athletes than other races. I've got a theory to back this up. It seems to me that blacks have bigger noses and because of this, they are able to take in more oxegen when performing. Other than that, I see no difference. My conclusion is that blacks are actually more superior than other races because they've got the advantage of endurance. When it comes to smarts and personality, we all have the same potential.


Are blacks actually genetically attuned to physical activity, or do the ones that succeed simply live lifestyles that encourage it?


I think their physical attributes are genetic.


You guys remind me of Jimmy the Greek.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:40 pm
by got tonkaed
he really needed to sit a few plays out before he made a few of those comments.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:09 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Don't try to fight it GT, chaos theory dictates that this thread will inevitably descend into 'which race has bigger knobs' before disolving into a blob of one-liners...

Believe me, King Canute couldn't stop it either.

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:43 pm
by unriggable
Gregrios wrote:I think their physical attributes are genetic.


Do you think they evolved those genes?