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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:46 pm
by jiminski
Dancing Mustard wrote:In your mum.
I once had sex in front of my mother when i was a young lad. I was 'spooning' with my long-term girlfriend under a sleeping-bag and my mother walked into the room.
(It was after a party in Richmond, my mother was always invited to parties, as she is very cool and bang up for a drunken shimmy.. that means dance/boogie! The room was a thoroughfare between bedroom and kitchen.)
Well i was already coitally engaged when she entered the room so i carried on in a very sensitive and discreet grinding motion; whilst casually exchanging morning salutations and acceding to her offer of a bacon sandwich.
I am not sure how Freud would perceive this.. i always maintain that it was less oedipean than stopping as i had no sexual reference with regards my mother, which would have instinctively brought about my guilty withdrawal and refusal of said bacon sandwich!
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:55 pm
by Norse
Harijan wrote:Gypsys Kiss wrote:edwinissweet wrote:once i had sex with the door open wen my mom was in the other room
WOW you've got a big one
When I read the quoted post I was already wording this reply. Except
mine was longer.
How? was your mum 2 rooms away?
Re: craziest places to have sex
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:56 pm
by The Weird One
darvlay wrote:0ojakeo0 wrote:maybe in the middle of the road between the traffic.
Estimate on age: 14
not sure, but I don't think you're too far off.
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:01 pm
by Harijan
Norse wrote:Harijan wrote:Gypsys Kiss wrote:edwinissweet wrote:once i had sex with the door open wen my mom was in the other room
WOW you've got a big one
When I read the quoted post I was already wording this reply. Except
mine was longer.
How? was your mum 2 rooms away?
nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean.
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:26 pm
by ignotus
The Sun
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:44 pm
by JACKAZZTJM
I piped my chick on top of my elementary school church
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:53 pm
by riggable
btownmeggy wrote:Interfacer PH wrote:An asylum... That would be the craziest.
I thought about that, but really it's not crazy or unusual... just a little sad.
you win my official "LITTLEST SENSE OF HUMOR" award.
craziest place...during a class at school?
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:58 pm
by UCAbears
In a Bed. Who does that anymore?!
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:27 pm
by Snorri1234
Weirdest place I've done it is probably somewhere in a forest. Though that time I did it against the wall of a primary school (at night though) was also cool.
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:39 pm
by Frigidus
Snorri1234 wrote:Weirdest place I've done it is probably somewhere in a forest. Though that time I did it against the wall of a primary school (at night though) was also cool.
During recess would have been crazier.
Re: craziest places to have sex
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:25 pm
by dustn64
The Weird One wrote:darvlay wrote:0ojakeo0 wrote:maybe in the middle of the road between the traffic.
Estimate on age: 14
not sure, but I don't think you're too far off.
I think 12, unless he had a birthday since he joined.
Re: craziest places to have sex
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:35 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
0ojakeo0 wrote:maybe in the middle of the road between the traffic.
seen it
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:44 pm
by Skittles!
Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..
That was funny.
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:47 pm
by dustn64
Skittles! wrote:Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..
That was funny.
must have missed that one...
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:09 am
by 2dimes
In the cab of a tractor in the show room of a farm implement dealership?
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:49 am
by lord voldemort
HungrySomali wrote:Harijan wrote:DarwinAwards.com wrote:What goes up must come down."
(20 June 2007, South Carolina) A passing cabbie found a 21 year-old couple Znaked and injured in the road an hour before sunrise. The two people died at the nearest hospital without regaining consciousness. Authorities were at a loss to explain what had happened. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked cars or motorcycles.
Investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby building: two sets of neatly folded clothes. Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof. "It appears as if [they] accidentally fell off the roof," Sgt. Florence McCants said.
This is a true Darwin Award trifecta: TWO people die, WHILE in the act of procreation, due to an ASTONISHINGLY poor decision. Bottom line: If you put yourself in a precarious "position" at the edge of a pointy roof, you may well find yourself coming and going at the same time.
Ironically, one of the deceased was named "Tumbleston."
On a side note, funeral sex is fucking awesome. Getting caught at funeral sex really sucks.
Can you imagine busting nutz while falling to your death? Thats hot. I'll have to try that after I catch AIDS.
like u somehow fell out of aeroplan withough parachute..and then just did it while falling to death...that would be sweet....
runs off to call gf
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:58 am
by dsmsc1991
Skittles! wrote:Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..
That was funny.
Boy shut up, dont go any further into that ;p
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:08 am
by heavycola
I remember screwing a nun on the altar of my local catholic church. I had the music from the Omen playing from the PA, too. That was awesome.
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:14 am
by lord voldemort
dsmsc1991 wrote:Skittles! wrote:Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..
That was funny.
Boy shut up, dont go any further into that ;p
no boys tell us more
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:22 am
by dsmsc1991
lord voldemort wrote:dsmsc1991 wrote:Skittles! wrote:Ha, when about 4 other people were in the same room..
That was funny.
Boy shut up, dont go any further into that ;p
no boys tell us more
Why Lovo, are you interested in man on man or something?
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:34 am
by Dancing Mustard
The craziest sex I ever had was this time that I was standing on the wing of a Boeing 747 which was flying through the Bermuda Triangle, to cut a long story short, I used my penis to simultaneously penetrate the entire flight-staff like a gigantic shish-kabob, they all came at the same time, then crowned me their king. During the time it took to perform this extravagant sex-act, I also won the Superbowl.
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:30 am
by satanspaladin
well for me it was on top of a long boat ,it was to hot inside ,
not very exciting sorry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:45 am
by suggs
a minefield.
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:54 am
by kingprawn
I've done it in the following places:
A pub
A train
An airport terminal
A cemetary (twice)
Doncaster race course - got caught by a woman walking her dog
At work on the night shift
In an RAF staff car
Im crackers me.
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:29 am
by btownmeggy
riggable wrote:btownmeggy wrote:Interfacer PH wrote:An asylum... That would be the craziest.
I thought about that, but really it's not crazy or unusual... just a little sad.
you win my official "LITTLEST SENSE OF HUMOR" award.
Oh because that was, like, the most HILARIOUS joke ever.
In an asylum. Cuz they put crazy people there. Get it? Ahaha.