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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:58 am
by reminisco
"Dude, I don't think cyanide is a brand of ecstasy at all..."

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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:03 am
by hahaha3hahaha
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Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:09 am
by reminisco
"Who let the dogs out?"

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:10 am
by sam08
was this all a dream..? :?

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:44 am
by sam08
so long SUCKERS!
(u end up in hell)

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:53 am
by protectedbygold
got tonkaed wrote:i just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO!
Haha

I just saw them use that line in the movie 21. Awesome!

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:10 pm
by MeDeFe

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:44 pm
by DaGip
MeDeFe wrote:Zat's not funny!
Du bis so richtig, mein Herr! Zat war nicht!

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:07 pm
by Bavarian Raven
"not again" :shock:

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:32 am
by jonesthecurl
not "not again" again...

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:33 am
by muy_thaiguy
Look Ma! No hands! *As I drive my energy proficient car off a cliff. Lot of good 45 mpg does me now*

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:50 pm
by bedub1
the last thing to go through my mind when I die will be my legs as I crush into the concrete after diving off a building.

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:04 pm
by tubaman
Don't worry, it's a trained bear...

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:06 pm
by jonesthecurl
"How nice of my "ex" to fix the brakes for me..."

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:07 pm
by jonesthecurl
Six, Harry. I'm pretty sure it was six bullets.

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:08 pm
by reminisco
"Wow, Toonces really CAN drive a car."

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:31 pm
by Hiiiaiiei
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:33 pm
by tubaman
Yes, honey, that dress does make you look fat.

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:33 pm
by timmytuttut88
its not loaded see!

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:48 pm
by reminisco
"yes, i believe that he's talented enough with a bow to knock this apple off my head."

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:49 pm
by reminisco
"wait, what if we all evolved from apes? haha! how ridiculous!"

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:54 pm
by sam_levi_11
aw thanks uncle bob, i always wanted a pet taurus

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:12 pm
by tubaman
Hahaha, yeah right, like you're really gonna shoot me.

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:13 pm
by sam_levi_11
i knew you had a knife, thats why i punched you, idiot

Re: Funny things to think about right before you die.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:24 pm
by muy_thaiguy
*Hiroshima, 1945* I wish that I had a Little Boy right now. *Looks up* What the hell is that?