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Re: NSFW -- Innapropriate jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:57 am
by Genghis Khant
BoganGod wrote:What did the cervix say to the gynocologist? Dilated to meet you
What's the difference between a drummer and a gynaecologist?
-A gynaecologist only has to work with one at a time.
Re: NSFW -- Innapropriate jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:04 am
by Skittles!
"If you think about it, the Twin Towers were human pinatas"
Re: NSFW -- Innapropriate jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:19 pm
by e_i_pi
Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.
What's the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV
Why did Hitler cry when he reached the pearly gates?
Saint Peter gave him his gas bill.
What's the difference between an aborigine's vagina and a cricket ball?
You could probably eat a cricket ball.
Re: NSFW -- Innapropriate jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:43 pm
by jonka
How do you tell if somebody is Jewish? Show them naked women then have them walk into to a wall, if their nose hits first they're Jewish.
Re: NSFW -- Innapropriate jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:45 pm
by jonka
jonka wrote:How do you tell if somebody is Jewish? Show them naked women then have them walk into to a wall, if their nose hits first they're Jewish.
Hitler and Göring are standing on top of Berlin's radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to cheer up the people of Berlin. "Why don't you just jump?" suggests Göring...
Had to even them out.
Re: NSFW -- Innapropriate jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:47 pm
by jonesthecurl
Trefor and Gwyn are gossiping.
Trefor: Did you hear about our Blodwyn?
Gwyn: How's that, then?
Trefor : She's gettin' married next week.
Gwyn: There's nice, then. When's the baby?
Trefor: Oh, she's not pregnant.
Gwyn: Duw, there's posh.
Re: NSFW -- Innapropriate jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:23 am
by Lord and Master
Q: Where's the best place to shag a sheep?
A: On the edge of a cliff. because the sheep will push back harder!