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I heard this one yesterday, it's pretty bad.


It turns out MJ wasn't taken to the hospital for a heart attack, he was found in the kids ward having a stroke.

JeF wrote:I heard this one yesterday, it's pretty bad.


It turns out MJ wasn't taken to the hospital for a heart attack, he was found in the kids ward having a stroke.

cold

Many people have been performing Michael Jackson tribute acts due to his tragic death, so I broke into the neighbours house and fucked their kids.

What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?
The Jackson 4.

"Doctor, Doctor, I've just sold out 50 massive gigs in London but I've changed my mind and I don't want to do it. Can you help me?"
Dr Shipman, "Yes, I can"

26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, in their own different ways, helped young boys masturbate for years!

sam_levi_11 wrote:Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this."

Absolutely f**king brilliant!

MeDeFe wrote:The autopsy is finished and the cause of death has been determined.









Food poisoning from 12 year old nuts.

I thought it was from an 8 year old wiener...


I heard that when the people found him, his only request was to be taken to childrens hospital.

pimphawks70 wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:The autopsy is finished and the cause of death has been determined.









Food poisoning from 12 year old nuts.

I thought it was from an 8 year old wiener...


I heard that when the people found him, his only request was to be taken to childrens hospital.

I thought he wanted to be taken to Saint Incest of Blow Job.

So far 12 people have committed suicide due to grief over Michael Jackson's death. Co-incidently, 12 is also age MJ considered sex partners to be "past their prime".

pimphawks70 wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:The autopsy is finished and the cause of death has been determined.









Food poisoning from 12 year old nuts.

I thought it was from an 8 year old wiener...


I heard that when the people found him, his only request was to be taken to childrens hospital.

This is a killer.

Due to the current circumstance Jako will not sing anymore "I'm bad, I'm bad", but "I'm dead, I'm dead"

The latest statement from the Jackson family stated that his ashes would be scattered over "Kids Curries". this is so he can go through their arses one last time.

billie jeans is my lover, shes just a girl who claims i am the one
But the kid is my son

people always told me be carefull who you chose

do go out there breaking young girls hearts

mother always told me be carefull what you do

nananananananaan

and then ur gonna die yeah
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wow there was a prediction of his death
in billie jean!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TMZ reported yesterday that Michael Jackson isnt event the biological father of his kids.


At least he wasnt into incest!

JACKAZZTJM wrote:TMZ reported yesterday that Jackson isnt event the biological father of his kids.


At least he wasnt into incest!

Somehow id rather he abused the rest of the jackson 5 than kids. At least the incest would be hilarious to see.

What is Michal Jackson's dinosaur name?

Give-a-boy-a-sarus...